Flirty Messages-SMS

<table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="MsoTableMediumGrid1Accent5" style="border-collapse: collapse; border: none; mso-border-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-yfti-tbllook: 1184;"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjD3TKC1iOWuA1lMlkfVKrYF-ESddRzEERQSb0MUYI7iDkNjRoUihONmbcbOOo6gwEJ9OiXiuyDDfsnQz0F6IO-vs9HsuVVxfMlOSvdZ7mTP7rnk1DMbM0-o_E-grHTBQDbYjNcdArL9ihH/s1600/flirty.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjD3TKC1iOWuA1lMlkfVKrYF-ESddRzEERQSb0MUYI7iDkNjRoUihONmbcbOOo6gwEJ9OiXiuyDDfsnQz0F6IO-vs9HsuVVxfMlOSvdZ7mTP7rnk1DMbM0-o_E-grHTBQDbYjNcdArL9ihH/s320/flirty.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></i> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I want to b your favorite hello,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">And the most difficult good bye.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Aaj kl k lrrko ka hosla dekho,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Parros wali pinky set nhi hoti,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Or facebook pe USA ki lrrkiyon ko friend request bhej dety hn.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I am not flirting m being just extra nice,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">To someone who is extra attractive.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Some one asked me hows life,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I smiled n answered.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">She is fine <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">How to identify that who is a flirt n who is a lover.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">The one who ll be a flirt, Will talk only about love.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">The one who loves you, Will talk about everything except love.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I hate how chocolate immediately melts on my fingers,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Oh does it mean. I m HOT.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Sardiyon Ke Sham Thi… Main nay Uskay Hath Pay Hath Rakha tau wo Garam Tha Mainay Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ke Nishani Hoti Hai Us nay Hans Ker Kaha<br /> Kanjra Manu Bukhar Hy<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Tajmahal ke Emarat Hr Ashiq ko, Mohabbat ke Misaal Nazr Ati Hai. Ma kis kis kay liaye Tajmahal Banwaon<br /> Mujhe tau Hr Larki Mumtaz Nazar Ati Hai<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Larka: I Love you Larki : I dont love u Larka: r u sure. Larki : yeah!<br /> Larka: waiter bring bill 4 me alone. Larki : A A I luv u to Jano<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Kali Girlfrnd Ko Gori Karnay Kay 7 Tarikay 1<br /> Mujhay Pata tha Tum Zaror Parho Gay Kali Girl Frnd Wale. -:P -:P :v<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Beth Ker Tanha Ye Sochta Hoon<br /> WasSI<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Khatm Ho Gai Zindgi Per Bachi Koe Na Phassi =P ;->’<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Jab tum log Girlz ko<br /> I Luv you<br /> kehtay ho tau un ka haath kiyon pakar letay ho?<br /> Boy:<br /> .<br /> .<br /> (‘.’) kiday chand e<br /> <))\ na kad,,,,,,,,, /’\ Maaray.,,,,,,,’<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A mobile is like a women – Talks nun-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when you are bz & when you need them urgently and they have no service.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">What iz the height of the Fliting?<br /> When ur love letter starts with<br /> “2 WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCRN”.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A Boy Waz Going With Hiz Girl Frnd<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Frnd Asked : Who Iz She?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Boy : My Couzin.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">The Frnd Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">if somone calls you crazy,do not mind,<br /> if somone calls you duffer,relax,<br /> if somone calls you stupid be cool,<br /> but if sumone calls you “cute”<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> lagana thappar os pagal kay munh pay,<br /> mazak ke b koi hud hoti hy<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Love bears all d thngs,<br /> Love believes all d thngs,<br /> Love hopes all d thngs,<br /> & most precious of all,<br /> Love endures all d thngs.<br /> Come we love & make things happy.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Never ever reject any girl in ur life..!<br /> Bcoz,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A good girl gives u happiness.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">&<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Bad girl gives u experience!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A girl 2 doctor: when I smoke the cigarette,<br /> I feel very uncomfortable,<br /> On the first puff, I put off my shoes.<br /> On the second, my socks.<br /> On third, my shirt.<br /> Doctor: take this cigarette & tell me in the detail.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Flirting is the only job in the whole world,<br /> that the boys never include in their CV.<br /> Despite having years of their experiences<br /> & number of references…. <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">you luk sweet when<br /> you read my message.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">you luk sweeter when<br /> you read my message and smile.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">you luk sweetest when<br /> you read my message, smile and reply.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">So, try 2 look sweetest.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Degrees of the girls;<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">B.A = Beautiful Angel<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">B.E = Beautiful Eyes<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">B.Sc = Beautiful Structure<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">L.L.B = Lovely Lips & Body<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">M.B.A = Married But also Available<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Best way 2 purpose a girl.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Take her 2 sea,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Say her 2 sit in the boat.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Then take the boat in the middle of the sea.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Then say Marry Me<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">or<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Leave My Boat.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Boy: I’ll climb the tallest mount.<br /> Swim the deepest ocean.<br /> Walk on the hot coal barefoot.<br /> Just 4 u.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Girl: So sweet!<br /> Can u come 2 meet me?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Boy: Not now, Mom will not Allow.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Boy: I am not rich like rohit,<br /> I do not even have a bid car like rohit.<br /> But I really luv u!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Girl: I luv u too,<br /> But<br /> tell me more about the rohit…<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">2 Lovers plan 2 suicide.<br /> Boy jumped 1st,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Girl closed her eyes and<br /> returned back saying:<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Love is blind.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Boy in air opened his<br /> parachute saying:<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">The Love never dies.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I Love you<br /> I Love yoU<br /> I Love yoU<br /> I Love yoU<br /> I Love yoU<br /> I Love yoU<br /> I Love yoU<br /> Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">What is the height of the Flirting?<br /> When ur love letter starts with<br /> “2 WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">The Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Friend Asked : Who Is She???<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Boy : My Cousin.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">The Friend Said: Last month She Was My Cousin.! <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">if sumone calls you crazy,dont mind,<br /> if sumone calls you duffer,relax,<br /> if sumone calls you stupid be cool,<br /> but if sumone calls you “cute”<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> lagana thappar us pagal keh monh pe,<br /> mazak ki bhi koi hud hoti hai<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Love bears all the things,<br /> Love believes all the things,<br /> Love hopes all the things,<br /> & most precious of all,<br /> Love endures all the things.<br /> Come we love & make things happy.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Us kay husan mein rangon ki tarteeb tau dekh<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">safaid jhoot hain zaalim ki surkh honton pay..!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Na janay kon c Dolat Hy Tere Lehjay Mein<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Baat Kartay Ho Tau Dil Khareed Letya Ho<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Jab say tunay mujhay Dewwna Bana Rakha hai<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Sang Her Shaks na Hatho mein utha Rakha hai<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Aankhen, ZulFein, Chehra,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">or Surkh Laal Gulabi Honth<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Haayeee, Dil Haar Gaye Ham,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Usk0 Be Naqab Dekh Kr<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Toot na jay Tujh par Meray Pyaar ki Shiddat<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">To Samandar ki Tarah Khamosh na raha kar<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">How 2 identify who is flirting<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">with u & who loves u????<br /> .<br /> .<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">The 1 who is flirting talks ONLY about the love<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<br /> .<br /> & the 1 who really loves u<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">talks about everything EXCEPT the love.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">To hy meri CANDY<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">To Hy Mera CRUSH<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Teray DP Dekh ker I Always BLUSH.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Wo roz dekhta hy dobtay hoay soraj ko Wasi<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Kaash main b kisi shaam ka manzar hota<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I hate how the chocolates<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">immediately melt on the fingers<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I mean, I am HOT!!!! <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ham ho gaye tumharay tumhay sochnay k baad,<br /> Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhay daikhne k baad,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chornay k baad,<br /> KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolnay k baad<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">My heart problem has<br /> reached to a critical stage.<br /> That doctor says:<br /> There are only two options lef<br /> ICU<br /> Or<br /> U C Mee.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I love PAKISTAN<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">P=  parveen<br /> A=  ayesha<br /> K=  kiran<br /> I=  iqra<br /> S=  sehar<br /> T=  tooba<br /> A=  aalia<br /> N=  nadia<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">PAKISTAN meri jaan sab se pehle pakistan<br /> i love PAKISTAN<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">2 hai mere CANDY<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">2 Hai Mera CRUSH<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Tere Dp Dekh kr I Always BLUSH.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I hate how the chocolates<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">immediately melt on the fingers<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I mean, am i that HOT?? </span></i><b><i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: TR; mso-no-proof: yes;"><!--[if gte vml 1]><v:shapetype id="_x0000_t75" coordsize="21600,21600" o:spt="75" o:preferrelative="t" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f"> <v:stroke joinstyle="miter"/> <v:formulas> <v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"/> <v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"/> <v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"/> <v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"/> <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"/> <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"/> <v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"/> <v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"/> <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"/> <v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"/> <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"/> <v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"/> </v:formulas> <v:path o:extrusionok="f" gradientshapeok="t" o:connecttype="rect"/> <o:lock v:ext="edit" aspectratio="t"/> </v:shapetype><v:shape id="Resim_x0020_245" o:spid="_x0000_i1025" type="#_x0000_t75" alt=":P" style='width:11.4pt;height:11.4pt;visibility:visible; 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font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Do  you know what is A B C D E F G?<br /> A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl…….<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I want you…<br /> 2 be with me In a nice Restaurant<br /> 2 have candle light dinner…. &<br /> 2 say those sweet three words 2 YOU….<br /> “Pay The Bill”<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Aftr the engagement!<br /> Girl:<br /> Now stop looking at girls,u are committed now!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Boy:<br /> Ohoo what do you mean,<br /> if i m on diet,<br /> that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess<br /> 1 Wrong Move & u r<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Married <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A smile 2 put u on high…<br /> A kiss 2 set ur soul alright…<br /> Would it be alright if<br /> I spent tonight being loved by you??????????<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I heard that the  good looks can kill…<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> So, please don’t look at myself<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> I don’t wanna see u die.!!!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">When your ex tries…<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">to get back with you…<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">they’re just trying to…<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">stop you from upgrading… :p<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Funny ways to propose her/him …<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Is it hot in here or is it just you?  <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Funny ways to propose her/him …<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Do you have a map?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I just got lost in your eyes.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Boys Strategy 2015 ..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Dosti kro JAZZ wali sey.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pyar kro TELENOR wali sey.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Date maro WARID wali sey.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ankh larao ZONG wali sey.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Gift lo UFONE wali sey<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Or<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">SHADI karo BAGHAIR MOBILE wali sey…!!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Aaj Kal girls Key dresses,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Yahan Sey Less<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Wahan Sey Less<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Kabi Sleveless<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Tou<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Kabi Backless<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Or Koi Larka GhoUr K Dkhey Tou,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">“Oh My God !<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">How much Mannerless he is” :p <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">boys rocked, girls shocked <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Barbad apney ishq mey wo kar k mujey boley…<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Tum wo nahi ho jis ke humain talaash tee barson sey…!!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ab bhee baaki hai terey dil mein thora sa khaloos..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Iss sey pehley bhi humain yehi dhokaa huwa..  <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Har morr pey milta hai hamdard neya..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Merey sheher mey hain fankaar bohat..!!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Achey hotey hain burey log..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Achey honey ka dikhawa nahi kartey….!!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Hamain khabar thee dushman key saarey thikaanon ki..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Shareek-e-jurm na hote to mukhbrii kartey….!!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Suna hey kafi parh likh gayee ho tum..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<br /> Kabi wo bhe tuo parho jo ham keh nahin patey..!! <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Reality of why people say they love PAK  <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">P= parveen<br /> A= asma<br /> K= kiran<br /> I= iqra<br /> S= seher<br /> T= tuba<br /> A= aalia<br /> N= nida<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">PAKISTAN meri jan sab sey pehley pakistan<br /> i lOVE PAKISTAN  <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A mobile is like women ???<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">>Talks non-stop,<br /> >costs a fortune,<br /> >disturbs when u r busy<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">& when u need dem urgently they have no service!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">alphabets are very intelligently arranged <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A: U r Attractive<br /> B: U r D Best<br /> C: U r Cute<br /> D: U r Dear 2 me<br /> E: U r Excellent<br /> F: U r Funny<br /> G: U r Gud Looking<br /> H:He He He He<br /> I: I m<br /> J: Just<br /> K: Kidding   lolx<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">My heart problem has..<br /> reached a critical stage.<br /> That doctor says:<br /> There are only two options left?<br /> ICU<br /> Or<br /> UCM ..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">UCM= YOU SEE ME   <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Girls R Just Like Computer Rams They<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Remember Every Thing Until<br /> U Keep Them Charged With<br /> Ur Sweetness Once<br /> The Connection Interrupted<br /> Their Memory Will B Refreshed<br /> Nd<br /> The Process Starts Again.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ajj Kal Ki Larkiyaa Kaghaz Kah<br /> Phool Hai Muhabbat Toh<br /> Kaarti Hai Lekin Bewafa Zaroor Hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Wah<br /> Wah<br /> Wah<br /> Wah<br /> Log Ghazal Likhte Hain Dusron Ka Maal Dekh Kar<br /> Aor Hm Dard Bhare Gaane Likhtay<br /> Hain Apna Haal Dekh Kar.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Rangeen Ho Tm Rangon Say Bhi Ziyada<br /> Smart Ho Tm Sub Doston May Ziayda<br /> Agar Aisa Tm Sochtay Ho Toh<br /> Stupid Ho Tm Had Se Ziada.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pehlay Baahon Me Lenaa<br /> Phr Seeny Say Lagana<br /> Phr Methi Methi Baty Krna<br /> Phr Khoob Kiss Krna<br /> Phr Bister Pr Litana<br /> Kita Mushkil Hay<br /> Bacchon Ko Sulana<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Mein Dil Mein Soch Raha Thaa Kay Aap Koh Kiya Kahun?<br /> Bewafa<br /> Khud Garz<br /> Kanjos<br /> Bewakoof<br /> Yaa<br /> Phir<br /> Pagal?<br /> Achanaak<br /> Zong Waalon Ki Awaz Aai<br /> “Sub Keh 2u” Bewafaa.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Dil Kah Ashiyan Hm Nahi Sajate<br /> Bago Mein Phool Hm Nahin Khilatay<br /> Hmari 1 Pasand Se Toot Jayenge 1000 Dil<br /> Is Liye Hm Girlfriend Nahien Banatay.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Dhadkano Koh Sunkaar Bhi<br /> Tmhay Pyaar Ki Khabar Nahi Huti<br /> Kya Mahsoos Karoge Tm Dil Ka Dard<br /> Dil Tutne Ki To Awaz Bhi Nahi Hoti.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Usko Paa Kar Kibhi Tu Khona Tha<br /> Yeah Hadsa Kabhi Tu Hona Tha<br /> Woh Tor Kar Aksar Mujhe Chorti Rahi<br /> Jese Men Uss Kay Haat Kah Kio Khilona Tha.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Be Carful<br /> When<br /> A Gal Tells U That<br /> She Loves U<br /> From The Bottom Of Her Heart<br /> For This May Meanz<br /> That There Iss<br /> Still Enough Space<br /> For Another Boy<br /> Onn Top.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">My Heart Problem Has<br /> Reached A Critical Stage<br /> That Doctor Says:<br /> There R Only 2 Options Left<br /> I.C.U<br /> Or<br /> U C Me.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A Boy Was Going With His<br /> Girl Friend<br /> Friend Asked : Who Is She?<br /> Boy : My Cousin.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">The Frend Said: Last Year<br /> She Was My Cousin.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">What Is The Height Of Flirting?<br /> When Your Love Letter Starts With<br /> “2 Whom soo ever It May Concern”.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Faith Makes All Things Possiblee<br /> Love Makes All Things Eassy<br /> Hopes Makes All Things Work<br /> But Ur Gorgeouus Smile<br /> Brings All Faith<br /> Luv & Hope In Me.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">The Leaves May F0rget The Tree<br /> The Waves May F0rget The Sea<br /> The Fl0wers May F0rget The Bee<br /> 0r Even U May F0rget Me<br /> But I Will Never Ever F0rget U Because U<br /> ARE Very Special T0 Me.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I Wr0te Ur Name 0n The Sand Nd It G0t Washed Away<br /> I Wr0te Ur Name In The Air Nd It G0t Bl0wn Away<br /> I Wr0te Ur Name 0n My Heart Nd<br /> I G0t A Heart Attack.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">T0day T0mm0r0w Nd F0rever<br /> There Will Be<br /> 0ne Heart That Beats F0r U<br /> U Kn0w Wh0es Ur 0wn<br /> Stupid.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">At This M0ment 3 7 Milli0n Are Sleeping<br /> 2 3 Milli0n Are Falling In L0ve<br /> 4 1 Milli0n Are Eating Nd 0nly 1<br /> Cutie Is Reading This Txt.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">An Imp0rtant Element 0f<br /> Friendship Is C0mmunicati0n<br /> Nd That’s The Reas0n<br /> Why My Fingers<br /> Are Still Pressing The Keys<br /> 0n My Ph0ne<br /> Because I D0n T Want<br /> T0 Cut The Line<br /> That C0nnects US Take Care Always.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I Have Had A Really Bad Day Nd<br /> It Always Makes Me Feel Better<br /> T0 See A Pretty Girl Smile<br /> S0 W0uld U Smile F0r Me.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Hm Chahain Aap K0h<br /> Ap Chahain Kisi 00r K0h<br /> Ap Jisay Chahain Khudha Karay<br /> W0h Chahain Kisi 00r K0h.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Mere Dil Jigar Kidney Liver H0 Tm<br /> waqt-bewaqt aaye v0h Fever H0 Tm<br /> D0b ker jisme mar ja0 v0h River h0 tm<br /> Mere jeevan main ab t0 f0rever h0 tm.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Dunya mein serf teeen 3 tarah kay l0g hi<br /> khush naseb h0tay hein<br /> aik W0 jinhay sacha piyar milta hay<br /> d00 w0 jinhay acha Yar milta hay<br /> teeen W0 jinhay mera sms bar bar milta hay<br /> 0nly 4 Y0.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Why D0 U Think I SMS U<br /> Why D0 U Think I SMS U<br /> Is It Because I Care 0r I Miss U<br /> 0r I L0ve U 0r I Need U N0 It’s Bec0z<br /> I Need A Pers0n F0r Just Time Pass.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I want u<br /> T0 be with me In a nice<br /> Resturent<br /> T0 have candle light dinner<br /> &<br /> t0 say th0se sweet tharee<br /> w0rds t0 U<br /> Pay The Bill.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">L0ve is an illusi0n!<br /> Its a highly dependency<br /> dis0rder<br /> 0f weak hearted pe0ple.<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Pe0ple with str0ng hearts<br /> believe in FLIRTING.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Hey u Kn0w<br /> Which is the best day t0<br /> pr0p0se a girl<br /> April 1<br /> yes april 1<br /> u Kn0w Why?<br /> If she accept its ur luck<br /> 0therwise just tell April<br /> F00000ll.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">mil gayi<br /> 0ay mil gayi<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">mil gayi<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">0ay 0ay<br /> mil gayi<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">mil gayi<br /> 0ay mil gayi<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">April mein mera SMS padny<br /> wali ik 0r bewaq0f mil gayi<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">HELL0 F00L.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">After engagement<br /> Girl:<br /> N0w st0p l00king at girls,<br /> u r c0mmited n0w!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">B0y:<br /> 0h0 what d0 u mean<br /> if i m 0n diet<br /> that d0esnt mean that i cant<br /> l00k at MENU .<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,<br /> Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,<br /> Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,<br /> KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Be careful<br /> when<br /> a gal tells u that<br /> she loves u,<br /> from the bottom of her heart,<br /> For this may mean<br /> that there is,<br /> still enough space<br /> for another boy<br /> on top.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Twinkle Twinkle little star,<br /> teri girl friend gaye bazar,<br /> us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,<br /> ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Life without u is impossible,<br /> u r in my breath and blood,<br /> i cant stay for a second without u,<br /> if u r not there i am dead,<br /> oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely,<br /> & feel that U have lost every thing,<br /> I will come, Hold your hand,<br /> take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show, U where 2 jump From.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">No matter how high the sky is,<br /> How deep the ocean is,<br /> How strong the wind is,<br /> How wide the river is,<br /> I just want to tell YOU,<br /> They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">There are 3 chambers in my heart,<br /> 1 for ALLAH,<br /> 1 for ABBU,<br /> 1 for AMMI,<br /> Oh wat about u dear?<br /> Sorry no place 4 u in my heart,<br /> bcoz<br /> You Are MY HEART.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind,<br /> I wish I could start my day, with U in my bed,<br /> I just luv Ur feel to my lips, U just make my day,<br /> I love U NESCAFE.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">It must have been a rainy day, when you were born,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Heaven was crying, cus it lost its most beautiful angel.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">He took me from a bar,<br /> He took me in his car,<br /> He took my top off,<br /> He puts his lips on mine,<br /> but dont worry,<br /> I m a bottle of wine.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Aati hai teri yaad der tak aati hai,<br /> Jab tu aas paas se guzar jati hai,<br /> Main toh nahta hoon roz,<br /> Kyun tu kabhi kabhi nahati hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">What is a girl friend?<br /> Addition of problems,<br /> subtraction of money,<br /> Multiplication of enemies,<br /> &<br /> Division of friends.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Nazre na hoti to nazaara na hota,<br /> duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,<br /> hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,<br /> jaake khuda se kaho ke,<br /> hasino ko banaana chhod de.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">If loving you is wrong,<br /> then I don’t wanna be right,<br /> My love for you is strong, and brighter than any light,<br /> The way we must go is long,but we’ll win every fight.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I want to touch you all over again n again,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> through my heart and feeling.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Smart Answers<br /> Teacher: Are you chewing gum?<br /> Student: No, I’m John Smith,<br /> Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight.<br /> Wife: Make sure she is well cooked,<br /> Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks?<br /> Son: No, only when I take exams,<br /> Guest: Will these stairs take me to da 2nd floor?<br /> Boy: No, you’ll have to walk as welL,<br /> Girl: I have changed my mind,<br /> Boy: Thank God! Does new one works better?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Why do girls look beautiful?<br /> is it real or due to make up?<br /> all false<br /> Girls look beautiful because<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> boys have good IMAGINATION.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho geY,<br /> Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey,<br /> Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey,<br /> EK SMS YAAR.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Advise of a dentist,<br /> Treat your girlfriend,<br /> like a tooth brush,<br /> Don’t let anybody else use it,<br /> &<br /> Changed it every 3 months.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Cheap attitude of girls,<br /> When a boy sends dirty sms,<br /> She laughs for 10 minutes,<br /> Forward that sms to her friends,<br /> Then replies the boY,<br /> I don’t like these kind of sms ok.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like,<br /> wrestling with a Pig in mud,<br /> After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty,<br /> & the pig is enjoying.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">DIL KA ASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE,<br /> BAGO ME PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATE,<br /> HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL,<br /> IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHIN BANATE.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">By expecting a negative answer,<br /> Girlfriend ask ,Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?,<br /> To satisfy his girl,<br /> the boy reply a negative answer:<br /> Nothing of these, I haven’t done.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">AM I CUTE? TEST,<br /> call if i m cute,<br /> miss call if i m gorgeous,<br /> Text back if i m pretty,<br /> Text a joke if i m charming,<br /> Just ignore if u r jealous.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Meri zindagi k 2 asool hain,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pehla:mei kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nahi karvata,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">AUR dosra:Mei kisi larki ko ajnabi nahi samajhta.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Any Man Who Can Drive Safely,<br /> While Kissing A Girl,<br /> Is<br /> Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention,<br /> It Deserves.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Kehtay hain aurat k hath, mein barkat hoti hai,<br /> Bilkul sahi hai, Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein, to<br /> 6 inch ki kar deti hai,<br /> Jaisay,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> “Chapaati”<br /> Think positive yar<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Love is a bird:<br /> u hold it tightly,<br /> it dies.<br /> hold it lightly,<br /> it flies.<br /> hold it nicely,<br /> it shits in ur hands..<br /> moral:<br /> FORGET LOVE,,<br /> just flirt.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently?<br /> Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,<br /> damn serious and very imp,<br /> I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Girl ask to molvi: can i kiss another man?<br /> molvi: astagfirullah,<br /> Girl: can i kiss a married man?<br /> molvi: nauzubillah,<br /> Girl: can i kiss u?<br /> molvi: bismillaha.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">NA BOTTEL MAIN NA JAR MAIN,<br /> NA HOTEL MAIN NA BAR MAIN,<br /> NA BIKE PAY NA CAR MAIN,<br /> HUM TO BUS DIN GUZARTAIN,<br /> HAIN AAP KAY MILNEY KAY,<br /> INTEZAR MAIN.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless, and a friend like u is Useless, Oops Sorry Yaar, Priceless.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">2 Lovers plan to suicide, Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind, Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">LIFE is 4 living, i live mine 4 U LOVE is 4 giving, i give mine 2 U DREAMS are 4 dreaming, mine are 4 U HEARTS are 4 beating, & mine beats 4 U.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">May you rise each texting day, with fully charged cell phone in your hand, inspiring message in your mind, me in your heart, and a clear signal all day long.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I know you think I”m cute, I know you think I”m fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on your mobile screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be,<br /> one heart that would always beat for you,<br /> You know Whose your Own Stupid.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Bari Gustakhiyan karne<br /> Laga Hai Mera Dil Mujh<br /> Sy,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Yay Jab Sy Tera Hua Hai<br /> Meri Sunta Hi Nahi.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Hands Up I’m Lover<br /> Officer,<br /> U R Under Arrest,<br /> Q K Jitne Pyare Ap<br /> Ho,<br /> Itna Pyara Hona<br /> Qanoonan Jurm Hai,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Es Leay Ap Ko DIL,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Mein Umar Qaid Ki<br /> Saza De Jati Hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<br /> .<br /> .<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pata Nahi Ayse Msg<br /> Log Mujhe Hi Keyu<br /> Send Krtein Hain<br /> Aisi Keya Bat Hai<br /> Mujh Mein<br /> (,”) Oh My God<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">(‘;’)<br /> <)(><br /> _||_<br /> Zarori Nahi K Har<br /> SMS Mein Koi Message<br /> Ho,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">BUS,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">AAP Yaad Aa Rahy Thy,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Es Liye Aap Ko Line<br /> Maar Di.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Tuje Yaad Krne Se, Dil Khush Ho Jata Hai,<br /> Kr Rha Hu Sms Tu B Kr Le, Isme Tera Kya Jata Hain.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Namo-namo patni maharani, tumhri mahima koi na jani,<br /> Hamne samjha tum abala ho, par tum toh sabse badi bala ho,<br /> Jis din haath mein belan aawe, uss din patni khoob chillave,<br /> Sare bed pe patni sove, pati baith farsh par rove,<br /> Tumse hi ghar mathura kashi, aur tumshe ghar satyanashi,<br /> Patni chalisha jo nar gave, sab such chhod param dukh paave.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Laloo  Rabri tum meri CHAND ho,<br /> Rabri  Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,<br /> Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,<br /> Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.<br /> Is par Swami bola kamal hai,<br /> Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Gabbar: Aare o sambha yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?<br /> Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Q Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?<br /> A Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Eik sardar bathroom main betha tha,<br /> Samnay likha tha k pani ka zyada say zayda,<br /> istimaal karain wo bethay bethay 3,<br /> lotay pani pee gya.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai,<br /> khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,<br /> ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai,<br /> phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Kuch saalo baad najane kya sama hoga,<br /> Najane kaun dost kaha hoga,<br /> Phir milna hua toh milenge yaadon mein,<br /> Jaise sukhe gulab milte hai kitabon mein.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Kitabon Me Likha Hai Phool Todna Mana Hai,<br /> Baagon Me Likha Hai Phool Todna Mana Hai,<br /> Lekin Phoolon Se Keemti Hai Dil,<br /> Koi Nahi Kehta Ki Dil Todna Mana Hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain,<br /> Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain,<br /> Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain,<br /> Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Beta papa meri teacher kitni pyari hai,<br /> na Baap beta teacher MAA KE BARABAR HOTI HAI,<br /> Beta ap to hamesha apni he setting mein lage rehte ho.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Narak me bahut sare log Maza kar,<br /> rahe the GOD Ye log naark me bhi aish,<br /> kar rahe hain Yamraj ye wale hain,<br /> Nalayak Kahin bhi Set ho jaate h.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Mallika Sherawat goes to the L.I.C officer to insure her body,<br /> the L.I.C officer refused,<br /> sorry madam we dont cover public property.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ek pagal or aadmi  funny jokes,<br /> Ek pagal ulta nanga soya tha,<br /> ek admi ne uske piche tabla bajaya,<br /> ulta soya huya pagal sidha huya aur bola,<br /> le ab bansuri baaja.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ek aurat coma main chali gai,<br /> .<br /> Pati murda samjh kr jalane chala,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Raste main arthi khambe se takrane se aurat ko hosh aa gaya,<br /> .<br /> 1 saal bad aurat sach main mar,<br /> gai,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai bolte ja rahe the,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Lekin,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi “KHAMBA BACHA ke.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A Girl Checks Her Weight  58kg,<br /> Removes Sandal  56,<br /> Then Dupatta  52,<br /> Now Coins Finished,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> A Boy In A Q Behind Her,<br /> Said,<br /> U Carry On,<br /> I Have Coins.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Romance Mathematics,<br /> Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance,<br /> Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair,<br /> Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage,<br /> Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">If u r stressed, you’ll get pimples,<br /> if u cry,u’ll get wrinkles,<br /> So, y don’t u smile & get dimples.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,<br /> 1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana,<br /> 2.Machar ki malish krna,<br /> 3.Chitti ko kiss krna,<br /> 4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana,<br /> 5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no ka “Kutta” hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">zindagi me hamesa 1 bat yad rakho,<br /> kvi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai,<br /> agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Saanp k mdari ko lose-motion lag gaye,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Doctor sy dawai lety howay bola:<br /> Doctor Shahab parhyz ki karna ay?<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Doctor:<br /> bas Been zoor di na wajain.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Apka Mobile kis k pas tha?<br /> Main ne subah Call ki to kisi larrki ne receive kya,<br /> Main kuch bolne hi wala tha magar,<br /> uski awaz sun kar main chup hi raha,<br /> Aur woh barre Pyar se boli,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Is Call k leay ap k account ki raqam naa kafi hy.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?<br /> Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?<br /> Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam.<br /> ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">True feelings of boys:<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Jab ek ladki tumhe apna best friend banakar.<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Aapke kandhe par sir rakh kar roti<br /> hai na.<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Toh ghanta samajh nahi aata ke kya sahi hai aur kya galat.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Bhakt: Baba I have a child yearly.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Nirmal baba: Condom lagate ho?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Bhakt: Ji.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Nirmal baba:Mohalle me bhi baant,<br /> do kripa wahi se aa rahi hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">After breakup:<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Girl:”Kamine maine jo wallet, watch, de ­ o,tshrt,<br /> jeans, belts, shoes diye the sab wapas kar,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Boy:”Tu petrol wapis kar,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Girl:”kya me apne janu se mazak bhi nahi kar shakti.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">5’6jiski height ho,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> jeans jiski tight ho,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> chehra jiska bright ho,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> weight mein thodi light ho,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Umar mein difference slight ho,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> thodi quiet ho,<br /> sadak pe sab kahe kya cute ho,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">bhid mein sab kahe side ho,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">padosi baat kare to haath mein knife ho,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">dinner candle light ho,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">he prabhu teri bhakti uski lifeho,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">yeh poem padke sab kahe,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">THARKI GURU TUM HI RIGHT HO.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">K0i Larki Hmain Thukra Dy To Ghum Nhi,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Wah Wah,<br /> .<br /> Koi Larki Hmain Thukra Dy To Ghum Nhi,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> D0ob Maray Wo Kamini Jiski Kismat Me Hum Nahi,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Wah Wah Wah Taaliaaaan.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Count The Girls Names In This Allama Iqbal’s Poem,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Wohi Guftugu Ka Andaz,<br /> Wohi Shaista Lehja,<br /> Neelam Jam Hy Feroza Deedar Lehja,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Zban Main Tarannum E Nighat Ghazali,<br /> Naghma Dil Awaz Seema Lehja,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Shireen Kalaam Py Shama Mahjabeen,<br /> Tabassum Sy Roshan Aara Jamal Lehja,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Naseem Chali To Phail Gye Khushbu Char Soo,<br /> Our Gul E Rukh Sy Nuzhat Mahak Lehja,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pyar Ki Tehreem Ko Saher Tk Andaz Likha,<br /> Or Farheen K Chaman Sa Ujala Lehja,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Moral,<br /> Allama Iqbal B Km Nhi Thy.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A BOY Was Sitting In A Park, Behind A Tree With His Girl Friend,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">An Old Man:<br /> Beta! Kia Ye Hamari Tehzeeb Hai?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Boy:<br /> Nahi Uncle, Ye Defence Wali Nosheen Hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">If i need Brain Transplantation I will prefer your brain,<br /> don’t think that you are a genius,<br /> i need a brain which is never used before.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Father: How did you fail the final exam?<br /> Son: Under water,<br /> Aather: What do you mean?<br /> Son :All below ‘C’ level.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Banta owned a factory,<br /> He issued orders that only married,<br /> men would be employed,<br /> Friend asks: Why this ?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Bant reply:<br /> Because married men are more obedient.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Dream makes everything possible,<br /> Hope makes everything work,<br /> Luv makes everything beautiful,<br /> Smile makes all the above,<br /> So always Brush ur Teeth.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Aik pathan ne Veena Malik se, masjid ka chanda manga,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">By expecting a negative answer,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Girlfriend ask Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">To satisfy his girl,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">the boy reply a negative answer,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Nothing of these.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,<br /> blackness in your EYES,<br /> paleness on your FACE,<br /> fragrance in your it shows u, are suffering lack of vitamin ME.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">DEFINITION OF HONEYMOON,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A man’s last holiday,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">before he starts working,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">for a new boss.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I Went For A Psychologist And,<br /> He Said That I Was Crazy,<br /> I Asked For A Second Opinion And He Answered,<br /> Well, You’re Ugly Too.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">If You Take The Hand Of A Woman,<br /> Before Wedding It Is Called Love,<br /> After Marriage It Is Called Self-Defense.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay,<br /> Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay,<br /> Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay,<br /> Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Silent lips may avoid many problems,<br /> But smiling lips will solve many problems,<br /> :<br /> :<br /> so<br /> :<br /> :<br /> :<br /> :<br /> :<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Har velay sarya na karo,<br /> Kadi kadi has v lya karo.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Mayawati came 2 lalu’s house with an elephant,<br /> Lalu- bhaiswa ke sath aaye ho,<br /> Mayawati- dikhta nahi elephantwa hai,<br /> Lalu- dhutt pagli hum elephantwa se puch raha hun.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me, Coldrink Ki Botle<br /> Leke Bethi Thi,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko Lagati To Kabhi 20<br /> Min Me,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa,<br /> Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini,<br /> Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola,<br /> Aise Peete Hai,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To,<br /> Pan Thook Rahi Thi.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Lady:Im Sexually Harassed at Office,<br /> Friend: wat hapnd?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">lady :A Man keeps saying ur Hair smells nice.<br /> Friend:so wats wrong in that?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Lady:He’s only 3 feet tall.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A boys calls her ex,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Boy : hey i jus saw a muvie, it<br /> reminded me of u miss u,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Gal : awwwww even i miss,<br /> u kaunsi muvie dekhi?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Boy : ek thi daayan :p<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Postal department has,<br /> issued Sunny Leone stamps,<br /> Men are confused which side,<br /> to lick and which side to stick.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">LOCAL BODY TAX is not appicable on my trade,<br /> as of my body is imported,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Regards:-<br /> Your’s<br /> SUNNY LEONE.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Santa running behind bus,<br /> and finaly catches it<br /> n asked driver,<br /> ye bus teri ma lagti hai ?Nahi.<br /> Behan lagti? Nahi,<br /> biwi ? nahi.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">To sala chadne kyu nahi deta.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A Boy Doing Push Ups<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">One Two Three,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<br /> Suddenly A Girl Passes<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Boy – 82 83 84.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro,<br /> Dil pagal hai, pyar me tere paro,<br /> ACP bola  Fredricks ghar ka kona kona chan maro.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Santa- ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?<br /> Banta- kar di na paglon wali bat,<br /> duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA,<br /> baki sab to videsh hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Twinkle twinkle little star,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Teri girlfrnd gaii bazaar,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Us ko mil gaya naya pyar,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Aur ab tu beth k makhiyaa maar.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Plane catches fire & there are 2 parachutes,<br /> Santa & Banta take 1 each,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Santa: What about the air-hostess?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Banta: Fuck her,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Santa: (after a pause)<br /> Sach bol itna time hai kya?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone kiya aur kaha :<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Mujhe Lawrence Road pe ek Purse mila hai,<br /> jisme 15000 cash, ek Credit Card aur,<br /> Rahman Malik ke naam ka ID mila hai,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> RJ : Wah… Aap kitne imaandaar hain,<br /> Kya aap unhe wo purse waapis karna chahenge???<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Pappu : Nahi  Main chahta hun ki Rahman,<br /> Malik ke liye ek SAD SONG bajaya jaaye.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ek pagal khat likh raha tha,<br /> Dr. ne poucha kis ko likh rahe ho,<br /> Pagal: khud ko,<br /> Dr: kya likha hai,<br /> Pagal: mujhe kya pata,<br /> Abhi mujhe mila thodi hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">All Love Stories End in a tragedy,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">It is either a break-up or a marriage.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Lady – shoes dikhaiye,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Shopkeeper : kitne number ka ?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Lady – 36 no,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Shopkeeper : jaao madam, ghar se soch<br /> kar nikla karo ki lena kya hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Positive advice :<br /> Keep your head held up high,<br /> And your middle finger even higher.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Inspired by Ang Lee’s  Life of Pi,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Shiney Ahuja is making a film,  Life of Bai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Santa the film producer planned a,<br /> remake of the classic english film The Good,<br /> The Bad and The Ugly in Hindi,<br /> Santa named it:<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Main, Meri Biwi aur Uski Maa<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">During MBBS final exam:<br /> Examiner asked me which contraceptive,<br /> method hv 100% success rate?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I answered :<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">HANDS,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">He slaped me infront of 20 girls,<br /> but gave me heighest marks.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Santa was caught by police,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Police: How did you kill 20 people?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Santa: Main gaadi tez chala raha tha,<br /> par jab maine brake lagaya, toh pata<br /> laga ki brake fail ho gaya hain,<br /> Phir main ne samne dekha toh ek taraf,<br /> 2 aadmi ja rahe the aur dusri taraf,<br /> 1 barat ja rahi thi, Ab tum batao main gaadi kidhar modta?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Police: Of course, jis taraf 2 admi the.<br /> Nuksaan kam hota.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Santa: Exactly. Maine bhi yahi socha<br /> tha par woh 2 aadmi meri gaadi<br /> dekh kar barat me ghus gaye<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">BOY : I want us to be in a relationship,<br /> GIRL : Its okay but under one condition,<br /> BOY : Which one ?<br /> GIRL : No sex, bcoz am preserving it for my future husband,<br /> BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition,<br /> GIRL : Which one ?<br /> BOY : No using of my money coz am preserving it for my future wife,<br /> GIRL : Lo tum tho serious ho gaye.. Arre I ws kidin jaanu Boy:Can i Kiss u?<br /> Girl:Condom laye ho?<br /> Boy:kiss k liye condom??<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Girl : sharif to aise ban rahe ho<br /> jese kissing k bad sex nahi karega.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A towel can make ur career – Ranbeer kapoor,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">a towel can destroy you career – shreeshant,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">u can make career without a towel – sunny leone.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">CID ne Sony se naata jod liya,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">CID ne Sony se naata jod liya,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">jis room me mana raha tha abhijeet suhagraat,<br /> Daya ne uska darwaja bhi tod diya.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">The correct answer to How are you?  is,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Do you really want to know?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A Superb line Written<br /> on a Hospital Board:<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">If you still want to See “Hot Girls” even after your Death,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">DONATE YOUR EYES.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Teacher-<br /> Batao dunia ki sabse bevkuf prajati kaunsi hai?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Santa ka baccha khada hokar bola,<br /> hath pair tod dunga agar, kissi ne Santa ka Beta kaha to.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Latest IPL Adv:<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Please enjoy the matches,<br /> Fixed toh aapki Shadi bhi thi.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> </tbody></table>

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