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Funny Messages-SMS
Funny Messages-SMS
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Showing posts with label Funny Messages. Show all posts
12 January 2016
Coolest Funny Quotes and Sayings
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"I
need a six month vacation, twice a year."
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"I'm
not lazy. I'm just on my energy saving mode."
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"Time
is precious. Waste it wisely."
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"Life
is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
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"Thanks
to Facebook. I now know what everyone's bathroom looks like."
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"Laughter
is the best medicine. But, if you're laughing without any reason, you need
medicine."
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"With
great power comes great electricity bill.
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"When
I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not
yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car." — Bob Monkhouse
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"A
successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man." — Lana Turner
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"I
remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my
father. He said he wanted more proof." — Rodney Dangerfield
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06 January 2016
Funny Urdu Messages-SMS
Watching a
drama wid mom
Boy: Will u
marry me
Girl: OMG Ys
Me: *Smiles*
Mom seez
Mom: Tujhe
konsi maa yaad aa gaye
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Meera: Fruit
walay shop par
Mujh
Potateos Fevr chaye
Shopkeeper:
Yeh potatoes fever kaya hota hy?
Meera: u
literacy people iska matlab hota hy
Aalo Bukhara
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Pata nahi
kiyo jab myn office kay
liaye late hota hn tau
Poori
kaynath mujhay Or late karnay ki saazish myn jooth
jati hy
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Moment of
the Silence 4 those boys:
Jo Larki kay
naam ke fake ID
Bana ker
larki say dosti ker laite hyn
Or baad myn
woh larki b larka niklata hy
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To help
To protect To Luv
In Pakistan
Pani Lao
Remote Lao Gate Kholo Room kaa door bnd kero |
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Qatil: dua
kro k saza e mot na ho, umr qaid ho jaye.
Pathan
Lawyer: Tum fikr mt kro
Qatil:
(after case)
Kya hua
Pathan: brri
mushkil se umr qaid krwai ha. wo to reha krry thy
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Pathan: rat
ik admi ne mujhy chaku dikha k loot liya.
Dost: lekin
tumhary pas to humesha gunn hoti ha
Pathan, :
han shukr ha usny wo ni dekha, ni to wo b ly jata
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Funny
Urdu SMS
Teacher : is
muaahwry ka jumla bnaye
” Munh me pani ana ”
Pathan: jesy
hi mene nal ko mu lgaya,
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Kash !!
Sooraj ke bhe biwi hoti,
Kam se kam
usey thora control main tou rakhti.
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It takes
1000000 workers … to build a castle…
Million soldiers to protect a country.. But just one woman to make a Happy Home! Let’s Thank…KAMWALI MaSSi lolx hahahahhahahaha |
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God Ney
pOOchha:
“kidhar jaaney ka maangta???”
Swarg ya
narak???
Apon bola narak. .. Maloom q??? Tum saala dost log udharich milega…
Bole to
jidhar tum woich apna swarg hoga…!!
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*Killing
English*
Pappu:-
“Hey, Fruit walay Baba, give me some Potatoes fever. . .
Fruit wala:
Oo mere bhai ye ‘Potatoes Fever’ kya hota hai? . .
Pappu:- Oo
Maye Gaad, You Literacy People, Potatoes Fever means
“Aaloo
Bukhara!”
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Great people
talk about things…Small people
talk about other people…
And legends
never talk: they are dead
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Heart
touching Lines…
If U Are In
Tears..
Without ..
Any Reason Then.. Then.. Then Somebody Is …
Peeling Onion Near U….
Don’t Over
emotional
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height of
genrosity: tum swaab
samjh kr dil tortay ho ..
R aur..Aur Hum
Gunah Sumjh kr Gila b Nahin Kartey tum b kiya
yaad rakogay k kisi ny muhhabat k qabil samjha ta
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Jo m()uddat
se hota aaya hai wo repeat kr d()()nga..
Tou na mili
tou apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kr dunga..!! hahha
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Aankho sey
aans()()()o ki judai kr do..
Dil sey
ghamo k3 widaai kr do..
Agr DIL na
lage kahi t()()h…
Aa jao merey
ghar k33 safai kr do…!! hhhahahhaha
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Na jiney ki
aarzu na marney ka khaOOf…
The number u
are trying is currently powered off…!!
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aik shairr
sunnata hoon zaraaa ghoor sy sunnoo zara ghoor
sey sunnoo wah wahh
Mujhay nahii
ataaa haii kisi orrrsy sunno hahahaha hum ka
shayar lagta haii apkooo??
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uthaa kar
paink doo bahir galii mai..
nayee
tehzeib k anday hain ganday .. !!
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درد دل بڑاھنے
كے واسطے وه كبھى كبھى اپنى ياد دلاتے تھے ہيں
!!ورنہ ہم تو
كب كے بھول بيٹھے ہيں قائد اعظم كے 14 نكاتوں كى طرح
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UStani : Tum
late Q aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie… Ustani:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye… Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas… hahahahahha |
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*
‘, , ‘ ,’,’,’, Pakistan Mai ”Mah-E-L0ad SHedding” Kah ChaNd Nazar Agya Hay Tamam L0ag Kurbani Kay Liye Tayaar Hojayn (Pesco). |
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Khushbu
Phool Dete Hai
Naam Chaman Kah Huta Hai Line Ladkiya Marti Hai Naam Ladkoh Kah Kharab Huta Hai |
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Close Up Say
Daant Saaf Karne Ka
Pepsodent Se Mazboot Karne Kah Colgate SayFresh Karne Kah Ager Phir Bhi White Nahi Huey Toh “Harpic Use Karne Ka” |
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Please Dont
Cry After thIx Pj
Matti Ko Angreji Mein Kehtay Hai Clay Matti Koh Angreji Mein Kehte Hai Clay Uuuh Aaaahh Let the Music Play |
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Killing
Shayri-
Apne Gamo Ko Mere Dost Apnay Dil Me Daba Lo Apne Gamo Ko Mere Dost Apne Dil Main Daba Loh Godrej Powder Hair Die Bs Kato Gholo Aur Laga Loh |
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Ek Shayar
Garibi Say Tang Aakar Daaku Ban Gaya
Daketi Karne Bank Gaya Or Kaha Arz Keya Hai “Taqdeer Me Jo Hai Wahi Milega
HaNds Up
Koi Apni
Jagah Se Nahi Hilegaah
Phir Cashier Se Kaha Kuch Khawab Meri Aankho Se Nikal Do Joh Kuch Bhi Haai Jaldi say Ix Bag Main Dal Doh. |
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Ladke Ne Kiya
Ladki Ko Touch
Wah Wah VIxualize Maat Kero Aage Pado Ladke Ne Kiya Ladki Ko Touch Asli Masaale Sach Sach Mdh Mdh. |
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Aasman Fata
Or Dharti Hil Gayi
Aapne Socha Hmse Mukti Mil Gayi aRe Ham Zara Saa Busy Keya Huye Aapne Socha Acha Hai Musibaat Tal Gayi |
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Dil Ke
Armaano Koh Ham Nhi Batate
Khwabo K Phool Ham Nhi Sajate Hmari 1 PasNd Se Kahin Tutt Nah Jaye Hazaroun
Dil Tabi To Hm Koi Girlfrnd Nhi Banatay.
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Dena Hai Dil
Daan Mein
Wah Wah Dena Hai Dil Daan Mein Wah Wah Hai Koi Larkeei Aapke Dhayan Main? (“,)> /( ) ..Jl |
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Arz Kiya Hai
Highway Pay Hua Puncture Eik Tire Zaraa Gaur Farmayaein Highway Pe Hua Puncture Ek Tyre Ni Woofer Tu Meri Main Tera Amplifier |
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App Ki 5
Khubbiaan
1——–
2——– 3——– 4——– 5——– Agar Zindaagi Main Koi Baadiyaa Kaam Kiyaa Houta Toh Ajj Yeah Jagaan Khali Nhi Huti. |
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:: Deadly
Poor Jokes ::
Joh 1 Galti
Kary Woh
Anjaan. Joh 2 Glti Kary Woh Nadan. Joh 3 Galti Kry Woh Shetan. Joh Galtion Pe Galtion Kaary Woh Sardar. |
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:: Poor
Jokes In Hindi ::
(‘.’)>’\(‘,’
)
<)(….. //\, _/|_ ….Jl Kaab Taak Jaawani Chupaao Gi Raani?
,*,
( ‘.’) /)(\ Kanwaro Koh Kitnaa Sataao Gi Rani?
(‘.’)
‘ /)(> Kabhi Toh Kixi Ki Dulaaniyaa Banuggi
Iz Say
Shaadi Kerogi?
(\./)/”?——;”; \,,/”( , ….., )\\ //\\””//\\ |
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I Want To
ShaRe Everything With U
Ur Sadnexx Ur Happppy Momentx’ Each & Everything Every Single 2cond Of The Day Let’z Start With Ur “Atm Password”. |
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Masoom
Dhamki:
1 Chor Chori Kaar Kay Ghaaar Se Jaa Raha Thaa K Bachay Ki Aaankhh Khuul Gai Bacha Bola: Mera School Baag Bhi Lay Jaa Kami-Ne Warnaa Shor Maacha Duonga. |
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Santa : Oye
Tu Larki Dheakh Aayaa? Kaisi Hai?
Banta : Rang Say Kaali Hai AOr Kaan Se Kaam Sunti Hai
Santa :
Zaraa Englixxh Me Baataa
Banta :
‘BLACK-BERRY’ Hai.
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Santa: Jab
Me Chota Tha Toh Eik Baar Kutub Minaaar Say Ger Gaaya Tha
Banta: Acha!Toh Mar Gya Ya Bach Gaya Santa: Saale. Mujhay Keya Pata, Me Toh Chota Tha. |
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SANTA:- Yaar
Tujhay Bus Mein Thapaaar Kiyon Paraaa?
BANTA:- Pata
Ni Yaar,Meri Photo Nichay Gir Gayi Thi
Maine Kaha Bahenji Zara Saari Uppar Karnah Photo Laini Haai. |
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Santa : Oye
Tu Larki Dheakh Aayaa? Kaisi Hai?
Banta : Rang Say Kaali Hai AOr Kaan Se Kaam Sunti Hai
Santa :
Zaraa Englixxh Me Baataa
Banta :
‘BLACK-BERRY’ Hai.
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Santa Ne
Apnay 6 Month Kay Baby Ki Birthday Paarty Raakhi
Kisinay Puxha: 6month K Baby Kah Brthday Kaisay? Santa: Hm Semester System Ko Follow Kartay Hain. |
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Train Me
Warning Likhie Thi
Binaa Ticket Saafar Krnay Walay Yaatri Hossheyaar Santa- Waah , Toh Jisnay Ticket Li Woh Chu-Ti-Yeah ? |
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Teacher – Un
Do King’x Kah Naam Batao Jinhone
Duniya Ke Logo Ko Nayi Raah Pay Chalaya
Santa – Sir
1.Smo King
2.Drin King.
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Santa Roz
Subha 50 LadKeyan Meraa Intezaar Karti Hain
Man- R Wah Vo Kaise? Santa- Main Girl’x Collage Kah Busdriver Hu Na. |
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Master- 2 Me
Say 2 Gaye To Kitne Rhe?
Santa-Samjh Me Nhi Aya Masterji. Mster-Beta TmR Pas 2 Roti H,Tmne 2 Roti Khali TmaRay Paas Keya Bacha? Santa-Sabji. |
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Santa:Muje
Zehaar Dianah
Chemist:Pehle Dr. Say Lekhwaa K Lao Santa:Apni Shaadi Kaaah Card Dikhataaa Hai Chemist:Bus Kaar Bhai Rulayegaa Keyaah,Baadi Bottle Duu Yeah Chhoti. |
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SANTA:Maine
Apni Beti Ka Shaadi Sirf 2500rs Mein Keya
BANTA:Woh Kaise? SANTA:Maine Use 2500 Ka Ek Mobile Dilaaya Usnay Love Marriage Karliya. |
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SANTA :Apka
Kuttaa Toh Sher Jaisa Deakhtaa Hai Keya Khilate Ho Isaay
BANTA:Abe
Woh Sheer Hi Hai Saaa-Laa PYAAR-WYAAR Kay Chakkar Me
Kutte Jaixaaa Dikhnaay Laagaa Hai. |
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Hasi K Liye
Ansu Kurban
Khusxi K Liye Gum Kurbaan Dost K Liye Toh Jaan (B) Kurbaan Agr Dost Ki Girlfrnd Mil Jaye Toh Saalaa Doxxt (B) Kurbaan. |
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Santa Koh
Raaat Mein CigRtte Peenay Kaa Maan Keeya
Saab Taaraf
Machis Dhoondaa, Paar Kahi Nhee Milaa
Aakhir Me Niraash Hoke CaNdle Bujjhaa Kay Soo Gaya. |
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Paati Aor
Patni Mein Jhagraaa Hoo Rahaa Tha
Pati: Tu
Saay Li Kutti
Patni: Tu
Saa Laa Kuttaa
Bachhe:- Hi.
Hi..Hi Hm Sa Le Pilleee.
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1 Larki Ny
Coin Daal Kay Apnaa Wazaan Kiyaa-58kg
SAndal Utari-56. Jacket Utari-53. Fir Dupata-52kg. Aur Coin Khaatm. 1 Bhikhari Bola: Tu Chalu Raakh Sikke Mai Dalonnga. |
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Masoom
Dhamki:
1 Chor Chori Kaar Kay Ghaaar Se Jaa Raha Thaa K Bachay Ki Aaankhh Khuul Gai Bacha Bola: Mera School Baag Bhi Lay Jaa Kami-Ne Warnaa Shor Maacha Duonga. |
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2 CHUHE Bike
Pay GHuum Raheay Thy
Tabbhi SHER Ne Lift Mangi. To 1 CHUHA Khada Hokar Bola- Soch Le Teri Maa Fir Kahegi Ki Gundo Ke Sath GHmne Lagaaa Haay Ajj-Kal.” |
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Zayxyazyxpyxz-Zyxnzxyxyexzyx-Zxiyzxtyxzyxnyzxizx-Xyzmxzyexzhxzxnzxyaxzyztxz-Xqzy-Yzkxiyz?
Edit Mein
Jao AOr SaR XYZ Dlete Karo 1 Swal Bnaigaa Uss Kah Jawaab Dena.
Jaldi |
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Boy To
Jyotishi
BOY-Meri Koi Girlfrnd Kiyon Nahi Baan Rahi Hai? Jyotishi- Kaise Banegi? Kundlee Mein Sukh Hi Suukh Likhaa Hai. |
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Kahtay Hai
Ishq Karnay Valoun
Koh Neend Bhut Kaaam Ahti Hai R Yaar Koi Hamse Bhi Toh Ishq KaaR Hame Neend Bhut Aati Hai. |
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Ajeeb Prani
Ke BaRe Me Padhenge Iss Jeev Kah Naam He
“Biwi” Yeh Aam Taur Par Rasoi Or Tv K Samne Payi Jati Hai Inka Poustik Aahar Hai-Pati Kah BHEJA Ye Pani Kam Khoon Jyada Piti Hai Inhe Aksaar Naraaz Hone Ka NATAK Karte Hue Dekha Jata Hai Is Prani Ka Sabse Khatarnak Hathiyar He RONA Or Emotionally Blackmail Karna Uske Sampark Me Rehnay Se TENSION Naaam Ki Bimari Hoo Sakti He, Jiska Ilaaz Bahut Muskil Hai Baas Insay Savdhaan Rehnaa “Bharatiyaa Puruush Bachaav Saaamiti” Dwara Janhit Me Jari. |
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Ajj No
Vichaaar-
SUKH Toh
Tamaaru Punyaaa Haase
Tetlu Malse J
Parantu
ShantiI Toh
Tamnay Ghaarwali Ni Icchha Hasshe Teetli J Malse.
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Girlfrnd Ki
Sister Agaar Mixxed Call KaR Toh Usse Keya Kahengay?
Betaaa Mann Mein 2usra Laaddu Phuutta. |
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The Best Msg
Ever :
Telebrands Tv Channel Par Advertisment Hello Dostoun Pehle Mai Bahut Dukhi Rehtaa Tha Hamesha Hatash Rahta Tha Mujhse Padhai Nahi Ho Pati Thi Gharwalo Ke Taanay Sun Kay Roo Diya Karta Tha Fir Maine Iss Naye Product Ke BaaR Me Sunaa- !!!…WIFE…!!! Yeah Vakai Lajwaaab Haai Ab Mein Puri Neend 2 Ghante Me Hi Kar Leta Hu Duniya Bhar Ke Taane Aur Galiya Hans Ke Sun Leta Hu Kitni Bhi Musibat Aaye Khuxxh Rehta Hu Dukh Sukh Ki Tenxxion Say Upaaar Uth Gya Hu Nark-Swaarg Yahi Hai Samjhta hu Dushmano Say Piyaaar Hoo Gaayaa Hai Jai Hoo WIFE Ki Saach Me Yeah Vaakai Asaardaar Haai. |
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SANTA Nay
Nayi Car Kharidi AOr Uskay Darvazay Paar Kiyaa Likhaaya?
Sochoo SochoooSocho DARWAJAA BAHAR KI TaRf OPEN KaRay. |
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Master :
Tmnay Homework Nhi Keya
Batao Keya Sajaa Doh?
Boy : Woh
Ladki Joh Last Seat Pay Baithi Hai
Usne B Nhi Keya,Hm Dono Koh Baher Nikaal Doh. |
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Pati-Darling
Ajj Khana Tmhari Ma Ne Bnaya Hai Keya?
Patni-Lekin Yeah Baaat Tmheay Kaise Paata?
Pati-Rooz
Khane Main Kalay Baal Milteay Thay
Ajj Safeed Mile Han. |
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Aapki
Aankhein
Aapkaah Chehraa
App Kah
Anadaaz
App Ki Smile
App Kah
Style
Appki Personality Aapkah Smartnexx Kassh Koi Cheeez Toh Aapkay Paas Huti. |
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Machar Nay
Eik Aadmi Koh Din Mein Kata
Aadmi Bola:Tm Toh Raat Mein Kaaat-Tay Hoo Nah.? Machar Bola:Ghar Ke Halaat Kharaab Hai Ixx Liye Over Time Kaar Raahaa Huon. |
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Mariz:Dr
Mere Paas Paisayy Nahi Hai
Aap Meraa Ilaaaj Kaar Doh Toh Kabhe Aapke Kaaam Aoungah Dr:Kya Kaam Karti Ho? Mariz:Qabaar Khoddetaa Houn. |
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Santa Nay
Bhagtay Huway Bux Pakraa
Aor Driver Say Pucxhaa Buss Teri Maa Lagti Hai Driver Nahi Behaan Nhi Beewi Nhi Toh Kami-Nay Pakdnaay Q Nhee Daiitaa Hai. |
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Maa Apnay
Bete Koh 20 Saal Tak
“Gental” Banati Hai Aoor Ek Larki 20 Second Mein Use “Mental”Bana Dayti Haai. It’x True |
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Kitne Haseen
Hoo Tm Khudkoh Dusroun Ki
Naazzar Say Bchaaya Kaaro Kala Tika Lagana Kafi Nah Gale Mein Limbbu Mirch Bhie Latkayaah Karo. |
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Your Laxt
recharge Of 300 Rs/- Iz Suxxxessful
Current Balnce Iz 291 Rs To Check Balnc Dial *121*2#. R Aap Toh Aasani Se Phans Gaye 4rm-Sahir. |
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Teacher
Student Se
Dabang Kah Mean Keya Hota H? Golu-Yes Main Jantaa Huon Teacher-Batao Kiyaa Hotaa H? Golu-Avi App Kah Sir Fhood Dohnn Toh Aap Koh Pata Chaal Jayegah. |
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Woh To Aaj
Bhi Humaay Deakh kar Shaarmati
Muskurati Hai Aur Nazarien Jhukatee Hai Khambkhaat Toh Unkay Bache Haai Jo Maamuu Maaamuu’ Kehkar Bulataay Hain. |
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College Mein
1 Larrki Aayii
Dekh Ke Saabkoh Woh Ghaabraai Madam Ne Pucha Naam Toh Woh zoor Say Chilai AOr Kaaha Name: Jaaleebi Baai. |
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Hm Unki Gali
Say Guzray Yeah Ek Itefaaak Thaa
Ghorr Farmayeah Hm Unki Gali Se Guzre Yeah Ek Itefaak Thaa Upaar Say Eik Phool Giraa Hm Pay Lekin Gamlaa Bhe Uske Saath Tha. |
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Chote Toh
Bade
Abe Bataa
“B” Koh Humexha Thand Kyo Lagti Hai.?
Bade- Mujhe Nahi Pata.. Chote- Socho***Socho***Or Socho*** Bade-Abi Nahi Pataa Chote- Kiyuon KiWoh Humexhaa “A” Or “C” Kai Bicxh Mein
Rehtti Haai Naah.
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Sweet Kiss-
Sar Par
Lovely Kiss Gaaloo Per Most Romantic Kiss-Honthoun Par Nd The Hot Kiss? Bike Ke Silenxxer Per
Try It”Kyuki
Dar Ke
Aagay Jeeet He”. |
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“Dimagh Hai
To Msg Sirf 1 Baar
Padh K Jawab Dena 1 + 5 + 3 – 2 + 8 + 6 – 5 + 8 – 6 + 14 – 4 + 5 Haa To Sawaal Yeah Hai Ki “Laapsi” Koh Englixh Mein Keya Kehtay He?. |
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Namaskar!
Yeah Hamarri Falltu SMS Sewwa Hai
Ismay Hm – Logoun Koh Waqt Bewaqt Pareshan Kiya Karte Hain Iss Sewaa Kaa Labh Uthane Kay Liye Shukriyeah Abb Aap Apnaa Kaaam Kariyeah. |
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Kamwali:Malkin
Apki Purani Sarri Mujay Nahi Chahiye
Malkien:Q Kamwali: Apki Sari Pehnnay Ke Baad Sahab Mere Pax B Nhi Ate Aur Driver Prexhan Karta Hai. |
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Zindagi
Tanha Tanha Thi
Mera Koi Achi Dost Nahi Thi Lekin Pher Tm Milgayi Tou Mujhe Ehsas Hua K Akely Hi Sukoon Main Thaa uff larkiyan bhe nah. |
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Why Girl’x
Prefer Luv Marriage
More Thaan Arrange Marriage?. Becoxz A Known Kameenaa Iz BettEr Than An Unknown Naamuonah. |
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Zindagi
Tanha Tanha Thi
Mera Koi Acha Dost Nahi Tha Lekin Pher Tm Milgaye Tou Mujhe Ehsas Hua K Akely Hi Sukoon Thaa. |
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Woh Joh
Mehbuub Ki Yaad Maain Jagte
Hain Tanhaan Raatoun Koh Sirf Woh Hee Bata Saktaay Hein KKuon Say Mobile Ki Batery A6hi Challti Hai |
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Kash App
Bakree Hote
Hm Aapko Ghaas Khilatay AOr Jor Jor Se Aapke Singh HilatY AOr Poochtay Ki SMS Koun KaRegaah Tm Yaa Main Or Aap piyaar Say Kehetee Main *** Main *** Mai. |
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Namaskar!
Yeaah Haai Hamarri Faaltuu SMS Sewaah Hee Iss Sewaah Kaah Laabh Uthanay ky Liyaa Shukriyah |
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Agr
Fursxxaat Ke Lamhoo Mein
Mujhaay Yaaad Kartaay HoToh Mujhaay Yaad Maat Karnaah Mai Tanhaa Zaroor Hu Magaar Fizzzul Nahi. |
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2 Santa
Train K Piche Bhaag Rahe The
Ek Chadh Gayaa Toh Train Main Logoo N Kaha”Well Done”
Santa-Khak
Wel Done,Jana To Usee Thaa
Mai To
Chhodnaay Aiyaa Thaa.
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Accident
Dekhnay Par Xpression’x
U.S: Oh My God Pak: Yeah Allah Sa: O Laa Laa Aus: Got A Hit Gujarati-Halko Colour Karva Maa Ny Krvama Thokaigayoo. |
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Bhayankar
Joke-
Phone Ring’x Tring Tring Toh Gujarati’x Home 1st:Hello,Hu Kaanti Bolu 6uu 2nd:Su Vaat Karo choo Hu To Modhi Thi Bolu cheu. |
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Nokri Mate
“Khouj” Keero
Jamva Mate “Luj” Karoo Nahva Mate “Huj” Karoo Balance Hoy Toh Sms Karo Na Hoy Toh Mera Sms Vachi “Moj” Kero. |
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Bapu:Jivla
Padoxmma Koi Lammbi Baai Rahee 6e?
Jivlo: Ha Bapu, Ghaani Baadhee 6,Keem? Bapu:Ennaa Kapraaa Leto Aav Doctore Mane ThaNde Maa Lambbi Bai Nah Kapda Pervana Kidha chr. |
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Girl 2
D0ct0r:
Girl: Dr Sahab Mery Lips Par Infecti0n H0gya Hy? Dr:Ap M0bile Pe Kitne Dair Bat Krti Hen? Girl: M0bile Kharab Hy Islye 1 Weak Se K0e Bt Nhi Ki Dr Phr Lips Pey Infecti0n Nahi Balky Lips Pe Zang Lag Gaya Hy. |
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New
Generati0n T0 Learn The
Alphabets In This Way:- A-Apple B-Bluet00th C-Chatting D-D0wnl0ad E-Email F-Faceb00k G-G00gle H-Html I-Iph0ne J-Java K-Kingst0n L-Lapt0p M-Message N-Ner0 0-0rkut P-Picasa Q-Quick Time R-Ram S-Server T-T0uch Screen U-Usb V-Vista W-Wi-Fi X-Xp Y-Utube Z-Zubaidaa Aapaa. |
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Man1 Sitting
With D0g
Man2:Ur D0g Bits? Man1:N0 Man 2 Sits Nd The D0g Bits Man2 Angrily U Said He D0es N0t Bit Man:That Is N0t My D0g. |
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A Girl
Ph0ned Me The
0ther Day N Said C0me 0n 0ver There’s N0b0dy H0me I Went 0ver N0b0dy Was H0me. |
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News: 3
Chimps Escaped Fr0m
The Z00 1 Was Caught Watching Tv An0ther Playing F00tball Nd The Third 0ne Was Caught Reading This Txt Message. |
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Bhikari:
Sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab: Tumhe
sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari: Abe
tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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BUDDA Buddi
me ho rhi thi kissng..
Budda Buddi
me ho rhi thi kissng..
abi aap
chote ho isliye
“some txt
missing”.
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Doctr-Ab kya
haal h?
Patient-Pehle se zyada khrab h. Dct-Dawai khali thi kya? Pt-Nhi dawai ki sheeshi to bhari hui thi. Dc-I mean dawai leli thi? Pt-Apne di to maine leli. Dc-Bevkuf dawai peeli thi? Pt-Nhi,dawai to laal thi. Dc-Gadhe, dawai ko pee lia tha? Pt-Nhi ji peelia to mujhe tha.. |
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Girl tO Me
Girl: TUum BOhat Besharam hOo o_O Me: WOo tU Main Bachpaan sa he hOon Main TUu Paida b Nanga HOwa thaaa . |
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Larka Wale:
Hume Asi Larki Chaye Jo Zyada Khati-Peeti Na Ho
Hmesha Chup
Rhe or Sub Ki Sune
Larki Wale
Asi Larki To Apko “ICU “Me Hi Milegi.
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BV:Ab Q Larh
Rhe Ho Shadi K WaQt To Maze Se Kaha Tha QabooL Ha QabooL Hai.
SHohr Agr
Mjhe TuMhaRa Pta Hota To Kehta Fazool Hai Fazool Hai..!
Formun Üstü
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1 admi gehri
soch me ja raha tha
Achanak 1 Aawaz i Ruk Jao Wo Ruka to Opar se ek Pathar gira agar wo na Rukta to Pathar us k Sir pe lagta Wo road cross karnay laga k phir Aawaz i Ruk Jao Wo phir Ruka to road se ek Car tezi se guzri wo bal bal bach gaya Wo zor se Chillaya . Kon ho Tum? Aawaz i k me Tumhain Musibat se Bachanay wala Farishta hon . Wo admi ronay laga or bola. Tum us waqt kahan thay Jab mei ‘SHAADI’ kar raha tha. |
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1 Pathan
Wazir Banny k baad Hospital k visit pe chala gaya.
Wahan 2
mareezon ko Oxygen lagi hui thi Aur
1 ko nahin
lagi thi.
Pathan ne:
Doctor se poocha: 2 Mareezon ko “CNG” lagi hai Aur 3sre ko Q nahin?
Doctor ne
Drip ki Taraf Esha’ra kia aur bola:
Ye Mareez
“PETROL” pe Chal raha hai.
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Cute One ..
If u read my post, it means I’m cute If u like, u agree I’m cute If u cmnt, u r happy to know that I’m cute & if u ignore,u r jealous,bcoz I’m cute. |
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Teacher –
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend, kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise bachaoge..? Student – Marne do dono ko.! Teacher- kyu.? Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein kar kya rhe the..:p:p |
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Ek Dost:
Meri biwi maikay gai hui hay Doosra: Aur tum apny Rub ki kon kon si naimaton ko jhutlao gey. |
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Ek baar mene
larki ko propose kiya
And wo maan gyi Phr neend khul gyi Meri. |
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Very True
Lines
Hamesha yaad Rakhain K Zindagi main hamesha 2 hi morr aatay hain SAJJAA TAY KHABBA. |
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Teacher: In
3 mein fark batao!
CALL GIRL,
GIRL FRIEND& BIWI ?
Sari Class
chup ho gayi
itne mein
Pappu bola:
“Madam ji,
prepaid, postpaid &
unlimited. |
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How to see a
girl in front of ur Gf-
after
drinking SPRITE
BOY- dekho
us Ladki ko Wo kapdey bilkul Suit nahi
karte.
GIRL-
haan..!
To Bey kutte. Tu to chahta hai ki wo kapdey hi na pehne…
Moral- Girl
ne pehle hi SPRITE pee Li thi.
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1st Friend:”
Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko
Chahta Hu, Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki.. 2nd Friend:” Tumne Use Bataya K Tera Chacha Crorepati Hai ?? 1st Friend:” Haa mene bataya Tha.. 2nd Friend:” To Phir ?? 1st Friend:” Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.. Hahaha…
Moral : Bc
paisa aur ladki dangerous combination.
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1 shaks
shadi k leay marriage bureau gaya
Office band tha Or bahar Door per Notice laga howa tha 1 baje se ly k 3 baje tk office band rahe ga TAB TAK AAP PHIR SOCH Lain. |
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Sharabi
daaru pee pee kar mar gaya lekin marte marte bhi keh gaya,,
Daaru toh BRANDED hi peeta tha
Saala Liver hi LOCAL nikla.. |
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Girl (boy ko
jealous feel karane k liye):” Dekho woh ladka meri taraf dekh ke muskura raha hai…
Boy:” Yeh to kuch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli baar teri shakal dekhi thi to 3 din tak Apni hassi nahi rok paya tha. |
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Grl in
Burkha!!
Boy-Kaha ja rahi ho meri jaan! Grl-Tere Ghar, Boy-Main bhi aata Hu Grl-Aaja beshram, Ammi ko bataungi Apni bahen ko Chedta hai. |
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Paise wala
aadmi:” aaj mere paas
14 cars 18 dukaan 4 Bangle hain.. Tumhare paas kya hai ?? Gharib aadmi:” mere paas 1 beta hai, jiski girlfriend teri beti hai |
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Special
informaion..!
Aj Raat
Chand ko Mat Dekhiye Ga…!
Warna Apko Meri yad Ajayegi
(‘.’)/ choty
pani lao
<()yaha kuch jal //rha h. |
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Agar Daag
Ache hote Hain To Phir
Surf-Excel Bananae Ki Kya Zarurat Thi. |
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Sare Ameer
baap ke beton ka ek hi problem hota hai,
Unko ye nahi pata hota hai ki unke baap kaun hain, hamesha bolte rehte hain ki tujhe pata hai mera baap kaun hain. |
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Pyar 1000 Ke
Note Jaisa Hai
Darr Hi Rehta Hai Kahin Naqli Na Ho. |
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1 Faqeer 1
Pathan K Ghr Aya or Bola:me Allah ka Mehman hu,
Pathan Uska Hath Pakar Kar masjid me le Gaya or Kaha: “Allah ka Ghr Ye hy |
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Is Ramazan
Pepsi 65 ki miley na miley
100 k recharge pe 65 zarur milein ge. |
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Hum Kisi ki
Dosti k muntazir nahi hain,
Faraz
Jo Humain
chor kr jaye ga Wo INSHaLLAH,
Ramaan main Sahri time peeppa hi Wajaey ga. |
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Beti: Ami Mera Teacher Kitna Pyara Hai Na?
Ami: Beti Teacher Bap k Brabr Hota Hai,
Beti: AMI Ap Hamesha Apne Hi Chakar Mein
Rehna, Hamare Liye Na Sochna. |
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Maalik: Tum
bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai. |
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Facebook K
bad Dunia Ka Dusra bra,
Social network jahan ap Daliy hazaro, new logo s mil skte hen, OR Dosti Kr skte hain, CNG Station. |
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Sb Kuch Mil
Jata Hy
Esi Dunia ME,
Faqat 1 Wo
Shakhs Nahi
Milta,
Jo itnay Fazool MSG Krta Hy, (,”) <))> /L Putar 1 Wari Lab te Sai. |
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Shadi se
phele Ka
PYAR: Janu Tum Nahi, To Main Nahi, OR Main Nahi To Tum NAhi, AUR Shadi K Bad Ka Pyar: “KAMINI” Aaj Tu Nahi YA Main Nahi |
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Plz is SMS
ko Pora Mat Parhna, nichy kuch Ulta Seeda likha hua ha,
Ulta Seeda. |
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Dulha:
Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho, Dulhan: Sharma k, Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye, Naveed ho, Tahir ho, Imran ho, Kamran ho. |
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Har maa ki 1
hi dua,
Aag lag jaye tumhare is phone ko, 24 ghante tuk tuk tuk tuk. |
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Maff karna
Dost Kuch dino se, apko msg nahi kiya,
police na pakar liya tha, Qatal ka Case me, mana 1 larki se kaha I LOve YOU, Sali khushi se mar gai. |
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