Funny Messages-SMS

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Funny Messages-SMS

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Coolest Funny Quotes and Sayings

<div align="center"> <table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="MsoTableMediumGrid1Accent5" style="border-collapse: collapse; border: none; mso-border-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-yfti-tbllook: 1184;"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxf3SJWYxEN8G6u1esN1ZcM8QlH481apXM_uguOBe5I3gkPqphlsqGNz0wUrX-QMDKgWBU-6SNrAqBRKfDlCUV97YNcW_1eZcsxbeydi9-tQzAkVWfCGGI3AuNP5MUxrnrSaZas0OGwWxG/s400/1+%25282%2529.jpg" width="400" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;"><br /></span></b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">"I need a six month vacation, twice a year."<o:p></o:p></span></b></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <b><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">"I'm not lazy. I'm just on my energy saving mode."<o:p></o:p></span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <b><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">"Time is precious. Waste it wisely."<o:p></o:p></span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <b><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."<o:p></o:p></span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <b><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">"Thanks to Facebook. I now know what everyone's bathroom looks like."<o:p></o:p></span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <b><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">"Laughter is the best medicine. But, if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine."<o:p></o:p></span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <b><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">"With great power comes great electricity bill.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <b><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car." — Bob Monkhouse<o:p></o:p></span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <b><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." — Lana Turner<o:p></o:p></span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <b><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof." — Rodney Dangerfield<o:p></o:p></span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </div>

Coolest Funny Quotes and Sayings

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Funny Urdu Messages-SMS

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="MsoTableMediumGrid1Accent5" style="border-collapse: collapse; border: none; mso-border-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-yfti-tbllook: 1184;"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Watching a drama wid mom<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Boy: Will u marry me<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Girl: OMG Ys<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Me: *Smiles* Mom seez<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Mom: Tujhe konsi maa yaad aa gaye<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Meera: Fruit walay shop par<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Mujh Potateos Fevr chaye<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Shopkeeper: Yeh potatoes fever kaya hota hy?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Meera: u literacy people iska matlab hota hy<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Aalo Bukhara<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pata nahi kiyo jab myn </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">office kay liaye late hota hn tau</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Poori kaynath mujhay Or late karnay ki saazish </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">myn jooth jati hy</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Moment of the Silence 4 those boys:<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Jo Larki kay naam ke fake ID<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Bana ker larki say dosti ker laite hyn<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Or baad myn woh larki b larka niklata hy<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">To help<br /> To protect<br /> To Luv<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">In Pakistan<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pani Lao<br /> Remote Lao<br /> Gate Kholo<br /> Room kaa door bnd kero<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Qatil: dua kro k saza e mot na ho, umr qaid ho jaye.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikr mt kro<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Qatil: (after case)<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Kya hua<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pathan: brri mushkil se umr qaid krwai ha. wo to reha krry thy<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pathan: rat ik admi ne mujhy chaku dikha k loot liya.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Dost: lekin tumhary pas to humesha gunn hoti ha<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pathan, : han shukr ha usny wo ni dekha, ni to wo b ly jata<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"> Funny Urdu SMS<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Teacher : is muaahwry ka jumla bnaye<br /> ” Munh me pani ana ”<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pathan: jesy hi mene nal ko mu lgaya,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><="" p="" style="box-sizing: border-box;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Kash !! Sooraj ke bhe biwi hoti,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Kam se kam usey thora control main tou rakhti.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">It takes 1000000 workers … to build a castle…<br /><br /> Million soldiers to protect a country..<br /><br /> But just one woman to make a Happy Home!<br /><br /> Let’s Thank…KAMWALI MaSSi    lolx hahahahhahahaha<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">God Ney pOOchha:<br /><br /> “kidhar jaaney ka maangta???”<br /><o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Swarg ya narak???<br /><br /> Apon bola narak. ..<br /><br /> Maloom q???</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></i><i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Tum saala dost log udharich milega…</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Bole to jidhar tum </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">woich apna swarg hoga…!!  </span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">*Killing English*</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pappu:- “Hey, Fruit walay Baba, give me some Potatoes fever. . .<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Fruit wala: Oo mere bhai ye ‘Potatoes Fever’ kya hota hai? . .</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pappu:- Oo Maye Gaad, You Literacy People, Potatoes Fever means</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">“Aaloo Bukhara!”</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="MsoTableMediumGrid1Accent5" style="border-collapse: collapse; border: none; mso-border-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-yfti-tbllook: 1184;"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Great people talk about things…</span></i><i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Small people talk </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">about other people…</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">And legends never talk: </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">they are dead </span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Heart touching Lines…<br /><br /><o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">If U Are In Tears..<br /><br /><o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Without ..<br /><br /> Any Reason Then..<br /><br /> Then..</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></i><i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Then Somebody Is …</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Peeling Onion Near U….  <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Don’t Over emotional <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">height of genrosity: </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">tum swaab samjh kr dil tortay ho ..</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">R </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">aur..</span></i><i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Aur Hum Gunah Sumjh kr Gila b Nahin Kartey </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">tum b kiya yaad rakogay k </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">kisi ny muhhabat k qabil samjha ta </span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Jo m()uddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kr d()()nga..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Tou na mili tou apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kr dunga..!!   hahha<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Aankho sey aans()()()o ki judai kr do..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Dil sey ghamo k3 widaai kr do..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Agr DIL na lage kahi t()()h…<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Aa jao merey ghar k33 safai kr do…!!   hhhahahhaha<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Na jiney ki aarzu na marney ka khaOOf…<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">The number u are trying is currently powered off…!!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">aik shairr sunnata hoon zaraaa ghoor sy sunnoo </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">zara ghoor sey sunnoo </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">wah wahh</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Mujhay nahii ataaa haii kisi orrrsy sunno   hahahaha </span></i><i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">hum ka shayar lagta haii apkooo?? </span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">uthaa kar paink doo bahir galii mai..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">nayee tehzeib k anday hain ganday .. !!  <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">درد دل بڑاھنے كے واسطے وه كبھى كبھى اپنى ياد دلاتے تھے ہيں<br /> <!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><br /> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">!!ورنہ ہم تو كب كے بھول بيٹھے ہيں قائد اعظم كے 14 نكاتوں كى طرح<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">UStani : Tum late Q aye ho?<br /> Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie…<br /> Ustani:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye…<br /> Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas…<br />    hahahahahha<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; 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border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Please Dont Cry After thIx Pj<br /> Matti Ko Angreji Mein Kehtay Hai Clay<br /> Matti Koh Angreji Mein Kehte Hai Clay<br /> Uuuh<br /> Aaaahh<br /> Let the Music Play<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Killing Shayri-<br /> Apne Gamo Ko Mere Dost Apnay<br /> Dil Me Daba Lo<br /> Apne Gamo Ko Mere Dost Apne<br /> Dil Main Daba Loh<br /> Godrej Powder Hair Die Bs Kato<br /> Gholo Aur Laga Loh<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; 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mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ladke Ne Kiya Ladki Ko Touch<br /> Wah Wah<br /> VIxualize Maat Kero Aage Pado<br /> Ladke Ne Kiya Ladki Ko Touch<br /> Asli Masaale Sach Sach<br /> Mdh Mdh.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Aasman Fata Or Dharti Hil Gayi<br /> Aapne Socha Hmse Mukti Mil Gayi<br /> aRe Ham Zara Saa Busy Keya Huye<br /> Aapne Socha Acha Hai Musibaat Tal Gayi<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Dil Ke Armaano Koh Ham Nhi Batate<br /> Khwabo K Phool Ham Nhi Sajate<br /> Hmari 1 PasNd Se Kahin Tutt Nah Jaye Hazaroun<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Dil Tabi To Hm Koi Girlfrnd Nhi Banatay.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Dena Hai Dil Daan Mein<br /> Wah Wah<br /> Dena Hai Dil Daan Mein<br /> Wah Wah<br /> Hai Koi Larkeei<br /> Aapke Dhayan Main?<br /> (“,)><br /> /( )<br /> ..Jl<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; 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mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">App Ki 5 Khubbiaan<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">1——–<br /> 2——–<br /> 3——–<br /> 4——–<br /> 5——–<br /> Agar Zindaagi Main Koi Baadiyaa Kaam Kiyaa Houta<br /> Toh Ajj Yeah Jagaan Khali Nhi Huti.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">:: Deadly Poor Jokes ::<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Joh 1 Galti Kary Woh<br /> Anjaan.<br /> Joh 2 Glti Kary Woh<br /> Nadan.<br /> Joh 3 Galti Kry Woh<br /> Shetan.<br /> Joh Galtion Pe Galtion<br /> Kaary Woh<br /> Sardar.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">:: Poor Jokes In Hindi ::<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">(‘.’)>’\(‘,’ )<br /> <)(….. //\,<br /> _/|_ ….Jl<br /> Kaab Taak Jaawani Chupaao Gi Raani?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">,*,<br /> ( ‘.’)<br /> /)(\<br /> Kanwaro Koh Kitnaa<br /> Sataao Gi Rani?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">(‘.’)<br /> ‘ /)(><br /> Kabhi Toh Kixi Ki<br /> Dulaaniyaa Banuggi<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Iz Say Shaadi Kerogi?<br /> (\./)/”?——;”;<br /> \,,/”( , ….., )\\<br /> //\\””//\\<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I Want To ShaRe Everything With U<br /> Ur Sadnexx<br /> Ur Happppy Momentx’<br /> Each & Everything<br /> Every Single 2cond Of The Day<br /> Let’z Start With Ur “Atm Password”.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Masoom Dhamki:<br /> 1 Chor Chori Kaar Kay Ghaaar Se Jaa Raha Thaa K Bachay Ki Aaankhh Khuul Gai<br /> Bacha Bola:<br /> Mera School Baag Bhi Lay Jaa Kami-Ne Warnaa Shor Maacha Duonga.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Santa : Oye Tu Larki Dheakh Aayaa? Kaisi Hai?<br /> Banta : Rang Say Kaali Hai AOr Kaan Se Kaam Sunti Hai<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Santa : Zaraa Englixxh Me Baataa<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Banta : ‘BLACK-BERRY’ Hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Santa: Jab Me Chota Tha Toh Eik Baar Kutub Minaaar Say Ger Gaaya Tha<br /> Banta: Acha!Toh Mar Gya Ya Bach Gaya<br /> Santa: Saale. Mujhay Keya Pata, Me Toh Chota Tha.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">SANTA:- Yaar Tujhay Bus Mein Thapaaar Kiyon Paraaa?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">BANTA:- Pata Ni Yaar,Meri Photo Nichay Gir Gayi Thi<br /> Maine Kaha Bahenji Zara Saari Uppar Karnah Photo Laini Haai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Santa : Oye Tu Larki Dheakh Aayaa? Kaisi Hai?<br /> Banta : Rang Say Kaali Hai AOr Kaan Se Kaam Sunti Hai<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Santa : Zaraa Englixxh Me Baataa<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Banta : ‘BLACK-BERRY’ Hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Santa Ne Apnay 6 Month Kay Baby Ki Birthday Paarty Raakhi<br /><br /> Kisinay Puxha: 6month K Baby Kah Brthday Kaisay?<br /><br /> Santa: Hm Semester System Ko Follow Kartay Hain.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Train Me Warning Likhie Thi<br /><br /> Binaa Ticket Saafar Krnay Walay Yaatri Hossheyaar<br /><br /> Santa- Waah , Toh Jisnay Ticket Li Woh Chu-Ti-Yeah ?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Teacher – Un Do King’x Kah Naam Batao Jinhone<br /> Duniya Ke Logo Ko Nayi Raah Pay Chalaya<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Santa – Sir<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">1.Smo King<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">2.Drin King.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Santa Roz Subha 50 LadKeyan Meraa Intezaar Karti Hain<br /> Man- R Wah Vo Kaise?<br /> Santa- Main Girl’x Collage Kah Busdriver Hu Na.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Master- 2 Me Say 2 Gaye To Kitne Rhe?<br /> Santa-Samjh Me Nhi Aya Masterji.<br /> Mster-Beta TmR Pas 2 Roti H,Tmne 2 Roti Khali<br /> TmaRay Paas Keya Bacha?<br /> Santa-Sabji.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Santa:Muje Zehaar Dianah<br /> Chemist:Pehle Dr. Say Lekhwaa K Lao<br /> Santa:Apni Shaadi Kaaah Card Dikhataaa Hai<br /> Chemist:Bus Kaar Bhai Rulayegaa Keyaah,Baadi Bottle Duu Yeah<br /> Chhoti.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">SANTA:Maine Apni Beti Ka Shaadi Sirf 2500rs Mein Keya<br /> BANTA:Woh Kaise?<br /> SANTA:Maine Use 2500 Ka Ek Mobile Dilaaya<br /> Usnay Love Marriage Karliya.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">SANTA :Apka Kuttaa Toh Sher Jaisa Deakhtaa Hai Keya Khilate Ho Isaay<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">BANTA:Abe Woh Sheer Hi Hai Saaa-Laa PYAAR-WYAAR Kay Chakkar Me<br /> Kutte Jaixaaa Dikhnaay Laagaa Hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Hasi K Liye Ansu Kurban<br /> Khusxi K Liye Gum Kurbaan<br /> Dost K Liye Toh Jaan (B) Kurbaan<br /> Agr Dost Ki Girlfrnd Mil Jaye Toh Saalaa Doxxt (B) Kurbaan.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Santa Koh Raaat Mein CigRtte Peenay Kaa Maan Keeya<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Saab Taaraf Machis Dhoondaa, Paar Kahi Nhee Milaa</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></i><i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Aakhir Me Niraash Hoke CaNdle Bujjhaa Kay Soo Gaya.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Paati Aor Patni Mein Jhagraaa Hoo Rahaa Tha<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pati: Tu Saay Li Kutti<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Patni: Tu Saa Laa Kuttaa<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Bachhe:- Hi. Hi..Hi Hm Sa Le Pilleee.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">1 Larki Ny Coin Daal Kay Apnaa Wazaan Kiyaa-58kg<br /> SAndal Utari-56.<br /> Jacket Utari-53.<br /> Fir Dupata-52kg.<br /> Aur Coin Khaatm.<br /> 1 Bhikhari Bola: Tu Chalu Raakh Sikke Mai Dalonnga.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Masoom Dhamki:<br /> 1 Chor Chori Kaar Kay Ghaaar Se Jaa Raha Thaa K Bachay Ki Aaankhh Khuul Gai<br /> Bacha Bola:<br /> Mera School Baag Bhi Lay Jaa Kami-Ne Warnaa Shor Maacha Duonga.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">2 CHUHE Bike Pay GHuum Raheay Thy<br /> Tabbhi SHER Ne Lift Mangi.<br /> To 1 CHUHA Khada Hokar Bola- Soch Le Teri Maa Fir Kahegi Ki<br /><br /> Gundo Ke Sath GHmne Lagaaa Haay Ajj-Kal.”<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Zayxyazyxpyxz-Zyxnzxyxyexzyx-Zxiyzxtyxzyxnyzxizx-Xyzmxzyexzhxzxnzxyaxzyztxz-Xqzy-Yzkxiyz?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Edit Mein Jao AOr SaR XYZ Dlete Karo 1 Swal Bnaigaa Uss Kah Jawaab Dena.<br /> Jaldi<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; 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mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">New Generati0n T0 Learn The<br /> Alphabets In This Way:-<br /> A-Apple<br /> B-Bluet00th<br /> C-Chatting<br /> D-D0wnl0ad<br /> E-Email<br /> F-Faceb00k<br /> G-G00gle<br /> H-Html<br /> I-Iph0ne<br /> J-Java<br /> K-Kingst0n<br /> L-Lapt0p<br /> M-Message<br /> N-Ner0<br /> 0-0rkut<br /> P-Picasa<br /> Q-Quick Time<br /> R-Ram<br /> S-Server<br /> T-T0uch Screen<br /> U-Usb<br /> V-Vista<br /> W-Wi-Fi<br /> X-Xp<br /> Y-Utube<br /> Z-Zubaidaa Aapaa.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Man1 Sitting With D0g<br /> Man2:Ur D0g Bits?<br /> Man1:N0<br /> Man 2 Sits Nd The D0g Bits<br /> Man2 Angrily U Said He D0es N0t Bit<br /> Man:That Is N0t My D0g.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A Girl Ph0ned Me The<br /> 0ther Day N<br /> Said<br /> C0me 0n 0ver<br /> There’s N0b0dy<br /> H0me<br /> I Went 0ver<br /> N0b0dy Was H0me.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">News: 3 Chimps Escaped Fr0m<br /> The Z00 1 Was Caught Watching<br /> Tv An0ther Playing F00tball<br /> Nd The Third 0ne<br /> Was Caught Reading<br /> This Txt Message.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Bhikari: Sahab ek rupiya de do.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Sahab: Tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Bhikari: Abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">BUDDA Buddi me ho rhi thi kissng..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Budda Buddi me ho rhi thi kissng..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">abi aap chote ho isliye<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">“some txt missing”.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Doctr-Ab kya haal h?<br /> Patient-Pehle se zyada khrab h.<br /> Dct-Dawai khali thi kya?<br /> Pt-Nhi dawai ki<br /> sheeshi to bhari hui thi.<br /> Dc-I mean dawai leli thi?<br /> Pt-Apne di to maine leli.<br /> Dc-Bevkuf dawai peeli thi?<br /> Pt-Nhi,dawai to laal thi.<br /> Dc-Gadhe, dawai ko pee<br /> lia tha?<br /> Pt-Nhi ji peelia to mujhe tha..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Girl tO Me<br /><br /> Girl: TUum BOhat Besharam<br /> hOo o_O<br /><br /> Me: WOo tU Main Bachpaan sa<br /> he hOon<br /> Main TUu Paida b Nanga HOwa<br /> thaaa .<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Larka Wale: Hume Asi Larki Chaye Jo Zyada Khati-Peeti Na Ho<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Hmesha Chup Rhe or Sub Ki Sune<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Larki Wale Asi Larki To Apko “ICU “Me Hi Milegi.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">BV:Ab Q Larh Rhe Ho Shadi K WaQt To Maze Se Kaha Tha QabooL Ha QabooL Hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">SHohr Agr Mjhe TuMhaRa Pta Hota To Kehta Fazool Hai Fazool Hai..!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Formun Üstü<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">1 admi gehri soch me ja raha tha<br /> Achanak 1 Aawaz i<br /> Ruk Jao<br /> Wo Ruka to<br /> Opar se ek Pathar gira agar wo na Rukta to Pathar us k Sir pe lagta<br /> Wo road cross karnay laga k phir Aawaz i<br /> Ruk Jao Wo phir Ruka to<br /> road se ek Car tezi se guzri wo bal bal bach gaya<br /> Wo zor se Chillaya<br /> .<br /> Kon ho Tum?<br /> Aawaz i k me Tumhain Musibat se Bachanay wala Farishta hon<br /> .<br /> Wo admi ronay laga or bola.<br /> Tum us waqt kahan thay<br /> Jab mei<br /> ‘SHAADI’ kar raha tha.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">1 Pathan Wazir Banny k baad Hospital k visit pe chala gaya.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Wahan 2 mareezon ko Oxygen lagi hui thi Aur</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">1 ko nahin lagi thi.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pathan ne: Doctor se poocha: 2 Mareezon ko “CNG” lagi hai Aur 3sre ko Q nahin?</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Doctor ne Drip ki Taraf Esha’ra kia aur bola:</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ye Mareez “PETROL” pe Chal raha hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Cute One ..<br /> If u read my post, it means I’m cute<br /> If u like, u agree I’m cute<br /> If u cmnt, u r happy to know that<br /> I’m cute & if u ignore,u r jealous,bcoz I’m cute.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Teacher –<br /> Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,<br /> kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise<br /> bachaoge..?<br /> Student – Marne do dono ko.!<br /><br />Teacher- kyu.?<br /><br /> Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein<br /> kar kya rhe the..:p:p<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ek Dost:<br /> Meri biwi maikay gai hui hay<br /><br /> Doosra:<br /> Aur tum apny Rub ki kon kon si naimaton<br /> ko jhutlao gey.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ek baar mene larki ko propose kiya<br /> And wo maan gyi<br /><br /> Phr neend khul gyi Meri.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Very True Lines<br /> Hamesha yaad Rakhain<br /> K<br /> Zindagi main hamesha 2 hi morr<br /> aatay hain<br /><br /> SAJJAA<br /> TAY<br /> KHABBA.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; 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border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="MsoTableMediumGrid1Accent5" style="border-collapse: collapse; border: none; mso-border-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-yfti-tbllook: 1184;"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; border: 1pt solid rgb(120, 192, 212); padding: 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; 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mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ami: Beti Teacher Bap k Brabr Hota Hai,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Beti: AMI Ap Hamesha Apne Hi Chakar Mein<br /> Rehna, Hamare Liye Na Sochna.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?<br /><br /> Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai. <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Facebook K bad Dunia Ka Dusra bra,<br /> Social network jahan ap Daliy hazaro, new logo s mil skte hen,<br /> OR Dosti Kr skte hain,<br /><br /> CNG Station.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Sb Kuch Mil Jata Hy<br /> Esi Dunia ME,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Faqat 1 Wo Shakhs Nahi<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Milta,<br /> Jo itnay Fazool MSG Krta<br /> Hy, (,”) <))> /L<br /> Putar 1 Wari Lab te Sai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Shadi se phele Ka<br /> PYAR:<br /><br /> Janu Tum Nahi,<br /> To Main Nahi,<br /> OR<br /> Main Nahi<br /> To Tum NAhi,<br /> AUR<br /> Shadi K Bad Ka<br /> Pyar:<br /><br /> “KAMINI”<br /> Aaj Tu Nahi<br /> YA Main Nahi<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Plz is SMS ko Pora Mat Parhna, nichy kuch Ulta Seeda likha hua ha,<br /><br /> Ulta Seeda.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Dulha:<br /> Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho,<br /> Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho,<br /> Dulhan:<br /> Sharma k,<br /> Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye,<br /> Naveed ho,<br /> Tahir ho,<br /> Imran ho,<br /> Kamran ho.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #A5D5E2; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Har maa ki 1 hi dua,<br /><br /> Aag lag jaye tumhare is phone ko, 24 ghante tuk<br /> tuk tuk tuk.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #D2EAF1; border-top: none; border: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent5; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #78C0D4 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent5; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Maff karna Dost Kuch dino se, apko msg nahi kiya,<br /> police na pakar liya tha,<br /> Qatal ka Case me, mana 1 larki se kaha I LOve YOU,<br /><br /> Sali khushi se mar gai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </div>

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