15 January 2016

Funny Englis Jokes

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Jokes of the Rooster One day, Nasreddin Hoca chicken will take to the market was to fill their cages. The cage was full to overflowing with chicken that has been set forth, such as. Half way into the cage to stop and have a look at: the poor animals "said." This is hot stuff like that compression will kill to stop. Bari let out, the market would run up behind me ... "said And the cage door open so said. Chickens at a time and throwing out the four were spread apart. Nasreddin Hoca's bored in this business can too. Take...

Funny English Jokes -3

The Architect One Sunday, an architect visited Seoul, Korea. He was there for a conference but had all Sunday to explore the city. He decided to take a taxi around the city and see lots of sites. He paid the taxi driver $100 and said, “Take me around Seoul and show me all the sites” The taxi driver was very happy for the business and started driving. Immediately, they saw a big, beautiful palace. The architect said in a loud voice (for he was from Texas). “What is the building?” The taxi driver said,...

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The Birthday Present A woman needed to buy her mother a birthday present. She didn’t know what to buy her mother. She only had one day to buy her mother something. So she went out window shopping. Soon enough, she walked by a pet store window. She thought to herself, “What a lovely idea for a present! My mother is so lonely and she needs a pet.” The woman went into the store and saw many wonderful animals. Puppy dogs, fluffy cats, gold fish, cute mice. But the woman didn’t think these were special enough. She asked...

Love Messages-4

All the power I may have, Fame and wealth too. But to really live my life, Just need a smile from you. untill the stars stop shining, the earth stops spining, and untill your heart and my heart stops beating.. I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, TILL THE VERY END! No matter how far you are; No matter how many miles the distance we’ve been apart; Just keep in mind You're still here in my heart! U are far from me, but your presence is always here in my heart. I may not come to see u but my message ...