2016-01-03 ~ Messages From Anywhere

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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">R U Feeling stoned,<br />
  R U feeling high,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Get a duck and try to fly  <o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Plz Dont drink water,<br />
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Your mom is so fat..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">a rainbow it …<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">started raining Skittles…!!   lolx<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">This message was sent ..<br />
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  exclusively for the handsome…<br />
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  and the beautiful…<br />
  .<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">We have obviously sent…<br />
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  it 2 the wrong number…<br />
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">We are truly sorry ..<br />
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  for the inconvenience.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I Don’t Love I Don’t CaRe<br />
  I Juxt Married A Millionair<br />
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  If He Dies I Don’t Cry<br />
  I Just Fuck Another Guy.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Idiot (Id-Ee-It) N-<br />
  One Who Disagreez With U.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Elvis Is Dead<br />
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  I Don’t Feel So Good Myself.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Little Birdy In The Sky<br />
  Dropped A Poepie In My Eye I Don’t Scream<br />
  I Don’t Cry I Thank<br />
  The Lord That Cow’s Can’t Fly.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Roses R Red<br />
  Violets R Blue<br />
  Most Poems Ryhm<br />
  But This One Doesn’t.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I’m Popey The Sailorman<br />
  I’m Member Of The Klu Klux Clan<br />
  When I Pull The Triger<br />
  I Kill A Fucking Nigger I’m Popey<br />
  The Sailor Man<br />
  Towwet Toeeewt.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I Met A Boy In The State<br />
  I Give Him My Hart<br />
  He Gave Me Aids.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  Can I Wear A Bra Now?<br />
  I’m 16 Shut Up<br />
  Albert.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">How To Keep An Idiot Entertained<br />
  Press Down<br />
  How To Keep An Idiot Entertained<br />
  *Press Up*.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">The Best Anti-Virus Prograam<br />
  4r A Computer Iz SAVE-SEX<br />
  Leave The Plastic Cover On<br />
  The Floppy When Inserting In Drive.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">AlFazz To BUhat hain Muhbat BaYan karne k liye<br />
  Fawad Khan<br />
  PAr ju khamOOshi Nai samjh sakta Wo alfaz kia samje gaa…<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">KiS Tarahn Samayton iSS ka Dard ko apne chOte se aanchal Main<br />
  HARIS KhAn<br />
  Dukh dAyte hue yaar ne zara sa Bhi na socha…<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">WAsi ki pehLli Shaab or Unkaa NaaZ Say Kehna<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">SUch Batao kya Kroge Shama Bujh Janay kay BaaD.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">MulaQatein Musalsal Hoon tU DilChaspI nahi RehTi<br />
  TaHmooR KhAn<br />
  BaRay DilcHasP Hoty Hain yeah Bhe TarTEEb YaRaNay<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">The chance of bread faaling with butter is inversely proportional to
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A: Do you want a dirty jike?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">B: Yes<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A: A horse fell im dirty mud<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Everything is possible in the world?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Exapmple:<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Imran Hashmi in jannat<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Thu hay harjae thu apna bhe yahee thur sahee<br />
  Thu nahe aur sahee aur nahee aur sahee<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Mummy Mummy can i wear a bra now. I am 16 just shut up<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I don’t love and i don’t care, I just married a millionare and if he
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Elvis is dead and i don’t feel myself so comfortable<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Hello I am a virus and i am entering you brain right now<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Sorry i am leaving because there is no brain inside<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Don’t drink the sea water please<br />
  Fish fuck in it<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I’d ride u sitting, I’d ride u lying. If u were a bird I’d ride u
  flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I’ll dig u up and ride u rotten.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Linux is like a wagwam no window, no gates and an apache inside<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Hello<br />
  I Am A Virus<br />
  And<br />
  I Am Entering<br />
  Your Brain Right Now<br />
  Sorry I Will Leave<br />
  I Can’t Find A Brain.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">How To Keep An Idiot Entertained<br />
  ?<br />
  ?<br />
  ?<br />
  Press Down<br />
  ?<br />
  ?<br />
  ?<br />
  ?<br />
  ?<br />
  ?<br />
  ?<br />
  ?<br />
  ?<br />
  How To Keep An Idiot Entertained<br />
  ?<br />
  ?<br />
  ?<br />
  Press Up.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I
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Absurd Messages-SMS

R U Feeling stoned, R U feeling high, Get a duck and try to fly Plz Dont drink water, Cuz Fish pee in it, :p ...

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<img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZj-DSGQdN9dAid-QzZXqLNbw3rJ_kfuR2Dl599MmJH1e1AZdWx_6_CYZC5RrVGW4Bg-dPxCLOPgFjpAfb9NE2WAyboEc2N-3K2paGjUDwDZT_qKgiOsavhV_QKPnJlVFKqUkWaPFtETBr/s400/naughty.JPG" width="400" /><br />
<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Cleavage is like sun,</span></i><br />
<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">
  You can look, but u cant stare,<br />
  Unless you are wearing sunglasses.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">William: Why sperm donation is more expansive than blood donation?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">John: Hand made things are always costly.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A women has 5 rooms:<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Face is a showroom,<br />
  Breast is play room,<br />
  Stomach is store room,<br />
  Vagina is guest room,<br />
  Ass is emergency room.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Girl: hey Dad, whats better? pass or fail?<br />
  Dad: To pass.<br />
  Girl: OH okay,<br />
  Then BE PROUD OF ME! I PASSED THE PREGNANCY TEST.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Molvi: Jo log ghalat kaam krty hn wo kahan jaty hn..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Lrka: Shehr k log hotel, or Gaon k log Khayt me.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Bank or Bara mian kya Similarity hy<br />
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  .<br />
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  .<br />
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  Dono ma jitna Maal zyada, utna Interest zyada<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Chori
  Uper se Seena Zoori<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ek din ek chor larki say uski chain chori ker kay bhaga<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">or jatay jatay us kay balls bhi daba gaya.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Us din say yeh muhawara ban gaya<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ek tau chori upar say seena zoori<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Wife: Plz zara yeh bara ka hook laga dijiaye.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Husband: I will charge four kisses.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Wife: Rahnay do, padosi Say free mein lagva leti hoon,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">wo haath daal ker Set b ker dengay.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Yaaro Masoomiat per uski ma<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">mar kiyon naa jaon<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Seene say lipat kay puchti hy<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Yeh neechay kiya chubh raha hy ?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A million dollar advce 2 Boys:S<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Before makng any promise 2 a girl,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Mastrbate twice it may chnge ur opinion<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Always start ur day with a lot of the … S E X<br />
  S – SMILE<br />
  E – ENERGY<br />
  X – XCITEMENT<br />
  so make S E X a daily habit, & you alwayz BE SUCC SEX FUL! in the LIFE.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">What is an average six inch long<br />
  Inside a guy’s pants & girls love 2 blow it up?<br />
  ?<br />
  ?<br />
  ?<br />
  ?<br />
  A:1000- rupee currency note.!<br />
  Alwayz think positive<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Come here,<br />
  take off ur pents & knickers,<br />
  get on top of me,<br />
  enjoy until you get satisfied,<br />
  loving urs…..<br />
  toilet!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Last nite i went to bed without you…cold,naked…<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Lastnite i went to bed without you..<br />
  cold,naked,thinking of you,<br />
  missing your warmth,<br />
  your soft touch against my skin.<br />
  Where were you “lastnite”<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Sardar on the phone:<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having so pain right now.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Doctor: Is this her 1st child?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Sardar: No this is her husband speaking<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A Sardar was working…<br />
  .<br />
  for the 1st time in a garment shop…<br />
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  .<br />
  .<br />
  A customer girl asked:<br />
  .<br />
  .<br />
  Underwear dikhana plz…<br />
  .<br />
  .<br />
  .<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Sardar thora sharmakar: ..<br />
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  .<br />
  G aaj pehna nahiN hai ..<br />
    lolx hahahahhahahaha<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Son saw  parents having Sex.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Son ; hey Dad whats up?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Dad ; Teri Maa mein Petrol bhar raha hun.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Son ; Mom ki average check karein, Din mein<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Uncle bhi Tank full kr k gaye hain…:-p<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">in the midnight today???<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<br />
  I’m in a good mood<br />
  .<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  Just a little bit …<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">of kissing and biting… <o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  Reply me soon..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  yours Loving Mosquito!   lolx<br />
  Apki soch ko 21 topo ki salamiii..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">DOCTOR kehty hain…<br />
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  BAchEy 2 he Achey…<br />
  .<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">WAisEy ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin??<br />
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">LADY: PehLeY tuo 2 he thAy…<br />
  .<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">LeKiN JAbSey IshtehAr dekhA hy tou..<br />
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  Achey ki TALAsh mEi 11 hogAyE hey…  <o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">TEACHeR 2 a girl:Who created the earth???<br />
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">GIRL: Oh God!<br />
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  TEACHeR:G00d. Correct ans!!<br />
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  TEACHR:Who was BORN on 25 dec???<br />
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  ……(Boy pokes her again)<br />
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  Girl: Oh Jesus!!<br />
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  TEACHeR:Very G00d. Correct ans!<br />
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  TEACHeR:What did eve tell adam<br />
  when dey had their 17th baby???<br />
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  (Boy pokes her back again)<br />
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  Girl: If u d0n’t stop inserting ..<br />
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  that thing in2 me nw..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  I’ll break dat into 2 pieces….<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Teacher faintd!! <o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A Girl enters the class ..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">with her new sandal..<br />
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  Boys: Chappal achhe hai..  Wah wah<br />
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  Girl: NikalOOn kya???<br />
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  Then all the Boys (ek sath):<br />
  …<br />
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  Lo kar lo baat…<br />
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  Dress to aur bhi achi hai….!!!   lolx<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A couple went 2 an Art Gallery.<br />
  There was a picture of a girl covered only by<br />
  leaves..<br />
  Typical Husband was staring at the picture.<br />
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  Wife: Ghar abhi chaloge, ya hawa aane tak
  rukogey?   hahahahahahahaha<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Mental Hospital Mey..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Nurse Ek Patient (Pagal) Sey:-<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  Mera Dupatta Utaro…<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  Pagal: Ok !<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  Nurse: Ab Meri Kameez Bhi Utaro…<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  Pagal: Ok !<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  Nurse: Ab Meri Salwar Bhi Utaro???<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  Pagal- Ok !!!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  Nurse: Ab Meri Bra r Panty Bhi…<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  AOr Dhyaan Rahe…<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  Aainda Kabhi MereY Kapry NahiN Pehanna..!!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  Aaj Fir Aapki Soch Ko 21 Topo Ki Salaami  <o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Lady milk bechny Walay Se Bhai<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">sadia ko dieting ka shoOOq huwa, ami ley ayin SUFI.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">SUFI sahib pey aitmad jo tha..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Subah huwi to na SUFI tha na Sadia.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Lo kar lOOo SUFI g  per aitmaad…!! <o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Saheli: Kal Raat Ko Terey 7 Kya Huwa?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Dulhan: Kuch Nahi Huwa<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Dulhan: Pehle Unhone Meri Chunni Utar Kar Killi Par Tangi,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Phir Meri Kameej Or Salwar Utar Kar Killi Par Tangi<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Saheli: Phir Kya Huwa?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Two Lovers were fighting..<br />
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  GF: Kaminey!! mein tmharey kaprey phaar dOOngi. …<br />
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  kar..!!   lol<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Dukndaar: Iss Borri Pay Maat Bathnaa<br />
  Anday Toot Jayeen Gay<br />
  Gahaak: Iss Mein ANdy Hain?<br />
  Dukndar: Nahee Keel Hain.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  2nd Srdar:Aasman Par<br />
  1st Sardar: Abaay Shit<br />
  Yar 2nd Sardar: Kia Hua?<br />
  1st Sardar: Mein Toh Darzi Ko Day Aaya.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">3 Wajha Sy Insan Janat May Dakhil Nah Huga<br />
  1: Shirk Karnay Wala<br />
  2: Salam May Pehaal Naa Karnay Wala<br />
  3: Cycle Py Mohar Laganay Wala<br />
  Apni Akhraat Sanwaro AOr Serf<br />
  Per Mohaar Lagaow.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A Sweet Poem 4u<br />
  Eat With Butter<br />
  Cut With Cutter<br />
  When U<br />
  4rget Me<br />
  U<br />
  Will<br />
  Definitely<br />
  Fall In Gutter<br />
  Dharaaaam.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Aakhir-Kaar Mohtarmaa Nay Marnay Kay Baad<br />
  Doctor Ki Degree Mbbs Haasil Kaar Hi Li<br />
  Mbbs<br />
  M- Mohtarma B- Benazir Be- Bhutto S- Shaheed<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Dunya Mei 3 Gham Buhat Hi Burey Hotay<br />
  Hein 1 Kisi Apni Say Duri Kah Gham 2 Kuch<br />
  Khonay Kah Ghaam Aor Aor 3 Balghaam.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Aik Pathan Road Sey Guzar Raha Tha<br />
  Tu Usney Jhuk Kar Road Sey Kuch<br />
  Uthaya Aur Zor Sey Chillaya<br />
  Zalil Loag Tatti Bhi Aisi Kartay Hainn<br />
  Jesey Koi Samoxa Paraa Hou.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Agar Free Ho To Nichay Prexx Kero<br />
  *<br />
  !<br />
  *<br />
  !<br />
  *<br />
  !<br />
  *<br />
  !<br />
  *<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Agar Abhe Bhe Free Ho To Upar Press Karo.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">1 Mulla Ki Shaadi Nhi Ho Rahi Thi</span></i></div>
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  Wo Mannat Mangne Gya<br />
  Waha Uski Maa Gum Gayi Mulla Bola:<br />
  Yaa Khudaa Teri Khudaai Apni Taay<br />
  Labbi Naai Abbay De Ve Gawai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">*2013**<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">‘LIGHT!<br />
  Roz 2 Ghantay Kay Liye Jaye Gi<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">LIGHT<br />
  Rooz 2 Ghantay K Liye AYE Gi!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">*FARAQ TO PARTA HAI*<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Girl To Another Girl<br />
  U R So Beautiful<br />
  other Girl: – Thank U<br />
  U R Beautiful To<br />
  Now<br />
  Boy To Another Boy<br />
  U R Looking HaNdsome<br />
  other Boy:- Dyo Fhir Pen<br />
  Da Rixhta.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Sardar: – Bachpan Vixch Maah<br />
  Di Gal Suni Hundi Teh Ajj<br />
  A Din Nah Vekhnaa Painda<br />
  Wakeel: – Keya Kehti The<br />
  Tere Maa<br />
  Sardar: – Anni Dya Jadon<br />
  Suni Nae Te Fir Dasaan<br />
  <br />
  <o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Beautiful Quote On Anger: If U R Right Then<br />
  Thr Ix No Need To Get Angry<br />
  &<br />
  If U R Wrong Then U Dont Have Any Rig8 To Be Angry”.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Larkiyaqn Aapas Men Galy Milty Waqt Kya<br />
  Sochti Hen.?<br />
  *<br />
  !<br />
  *<br />
  !<br />
  *<br />
  !<br />
  *Ix K To Mujh Se B Zyada ?Barry? Ho Gye Hein<br />
  *<br />
  !<br />
  *<br />
  !Pata Nai Kansaa Shampoo Use Karti Hay ?Baalon? Pay<br />
  *<br />
  !<br />
  *<br />
  O Hath Jorrtaa Huon Tery Aagy<br />
  Sudhar Ja Kbi Toh Acha Soch Leya Kr<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Nursery Class Ka Bacha Aor Bachi Teacher Say<br />
  Miss Kya Chotey Bachon Kay Bachey Ho Sakty Hyn<br />
  Teacher: – No<br />
  Bacha Bachi Sey:- Dekha Tm Aisy He Darr Rhi Thi.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Son:- Abbu Je Mein Nay Suna<br />
  Hy K Maa Baap Ko Dekhne Sey<br />
  Sawaab Milta Ha hai<br />
  Father: – Jis Tarah Tuh Chup<br />
  Chup K Dekhtaa Hy Kameene<br />
  Uss Tarhan Dekhney Sey Gunah<br />
  Milta Hay.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Question:-<br />
  Bevy Key Jism Mey Woh Konsi<br />
  Cheez Hay Jise Woh Dabane<br />
  Nahi Deti Aur Adme Subah<br />
  o Sham Dabanaa Chahta Hay<br />
  Bolo Socho<br />
  Ansr:-Uska Gala.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Man Ix A Simple Animal<br />
  His Daily Needx R Juzt<br />
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  Rossy & Roti.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">2oday Sunny Leone Went To Usa<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Milk Price Increaxed By Rs. 3<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  Hasna Mat Kamino Dono Alag Alag News Hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ball Tampering The Moxt Favorite Part Time<br />
  Activity Of Men Xpecially In Summerx<br />
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  Pogo Plzzzzxxx.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Kafi Time Lagta Hai Ek ShRef BNde Ko Girlfrnd Patane Me<br />
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  Pher Agaar Paat Jaye Toh<br />
  Kixi Ka Baap Bhi Use 2obara ShaReef Nahi Bana Xaakta.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">What Did Summer Say To xpring?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Help! I’m Going To Fall<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I Need A Girlfrnd So Bad.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Single Larka Hamexha Khuxh Rehta<br />
  Hai<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ek Nazar Boyfriend Ki Life :<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">‘Gf’ Ka Har Status Like Krna Or Comment<br />
  Krna Compulxory<br />
  Na Kro Toh Sunoh<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Doxto Ke Sath Ghumo To Suno<br />
  Female Friend Se Baat Karna To Suno<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Unki Tareef Nah Kero To Suno<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Khud Galti KRnge Or Sorry V Humsay<br />
  He Bulwati Hai<br />
  Puchne Par Rote Hue Kehti Hai<br />
  Mujhe Nai Pata Bas Sorry Bulaa<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Sabse Bada Ek Call Pic Na Kar Paao Toh Unkaa Jaawab<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Tumhe To Mujhsaay Peyaar He Nahi Abb Toh<br />
  Main Bore Lagti Hou Naah<br />
  I Hate U<br />
  Mujxay Baat<br />
  Maaat<br />
  Karnah<br />
  Huh.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Wife: Har Hafte Weekend Pay<br />
  Tum Fishing Karnay Jate Hou Nah?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">HusbNd: Haan Tou?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Wife: Ajj Woh Machhli Ghar Aayi Thi<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Keh Rahi Thi Woh Maa Ban’ne Wali Hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">B0y: Tm Gana B0h0t Acha Gate H0<br />
  Girl: Thanx But I Am Just Bathr00m Singer<br />
  B0y: T0 Bula0 Na Kabi Apne Live C0ncert Pay.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">B0y: Tm Gana B0h0t Acha Gati H0<br />
  Girl: Thanx But I Am Just Bathr00m Singer<br />
  B0y: T0 Bula0 Na Kabi Apne Live C0ncert Pay.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">What Is The Difference Between<br />
  Dava Medicine Nd Daru<br />
  Ans: Dava Is Like Girlfriend<br />
  That C0mes With Expiry Date<br />
  Daru Is Like Wife Jitni Purani H0gi<br />
  Utna Sir Chad Ke B0legi.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">In Chemistry Class Teacher<br />
  Asked A Gal What R Nitrates<br />
  Gal Answered Shyly: Night Rates<br />
  They Are C0stlier Than Day.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">D0 U Kn0w Why A Sardarni<br />
  Kept The D00r 0pen<br />
  While Taking A Bath<br />
  Because She Was Scared<br />
  That S0me0ne Might See<br />
  Thr0ugh The Key H0le.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A Cute Nurse Came<br />
  F0r The Interview<br />
  Dr: What Salary U Expect<br />
  Nurse: Rs10000<br />
  Dr Was 0verj0yed Nd Said: My Pleasure<br />
  Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25000.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Sardar: – Bachpan Vich Maah<br />
  Di Gal Suni H0ndi Teh Ajj<br />
  A Din Nah Vekhna Painda<br />
  Wakeel: – Keya Kehti The<br />
  Tere Maa<br />
  Sardar: – Anni Dya Jad0n<br />
  Suni Nae Te Fir Dasaan<br />
  Ke.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">S0n:- Abbu Je Mein Ny Suna<br />
  Hy K Maa Baap K0 Dekhne Sey<br />
  Sawab Milta Ha<br />
  Father: – Jis Tarah Tuh chup<br />
  Chup K Dekhta Hy Kameene<br />
  Uss Tarhan Dekhney Sey Gunah<br />
  Milta Hay.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Questi0n:-<br />
  Bevy key Jism mey W0H k0nsi<br />
  Cheez hay Jise w0h Dabane<br />
  nahi deti aur adme Subah<br />
  0 Sham dabana chahta hay<br />
  B0l0 s0ch0<br />
  Ansr:-Uska GALA.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Nursery class ka bacha 0r bachi teacher sey<br />
  Miss kya ch0tey bach0n k bachey h0 sakty hyn<br />
  Teacher: – N0<br />
  Bacha Bachi sey:- Dekha tm aisy he darr rhi thi.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Girl T0 An0ther Girl<br />
  U Are S0 Beautiful<br />
  0ther Girl: – Thank U<br />
  U Are Beautiful T0<br />
  N0w<br />
  B0y T0 An0ther B0y<br />
  U Are L00king Hands0me<br />
  0ther B0y:- Dy0 Fhir Pen<br />
  Da RISHTA.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Teacher:BataOo,JoH Log<br />
  Ghalat Kaam Karte Hain,<br />
  Wo Kahaan Jatay Hain?<br />
  Larki Sharmatey Huay:<br />
  Sir,Shehr K Log Hotel<br />
  Mein, Aur Ga0n Ka Loag<br />
  Kammaad Mein Jate Hain<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Breaking News: Imran KhaN<br />
  Ny Veena Malik KOH PTI Join<br />
  Karne Ki Dawaat Day Di q Kay,<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Veena Malik Ny Apne TamMam<br />
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">GirL: Are you free..? Let’s hang out tonight..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">BoY: I can’t.. I m hanging out with someone else..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Girl: Who..??<br />
  …<br />
  Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Girl: Oh…GOOd bye !!!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  Girl: Why are u here?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Boy: I already told you, I was coming over.  ?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Larki Date Per Thi<br />
  Ami Ne Dekh Liya<br />
  Ami Ny Call Ki: Beti<br />
  KaHan Ho?<br />
  Beti Paper Dene Ayi<br />
  Hun<br />
  Ammi Zara DhyaaN Se,Iss<br />
  Paper Ka Result Aya To<br />
  Jaaan Say Mar Dohngi.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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