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Good Luck Messages-SMS
Good Luck Messages-SMS
08 January 2016
06 January 2016
Absurd Messages-SMS
 R U Feeling stoned, R U feeling high,
Get a duck and try to fly
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Plz Dont drink water,
Cuz Fish pee in it, :p |
Your mom is so fat..
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when she sat on..
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a rainbow it …
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started raining Skittles…!! lolx
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This message was sent ..
. exclusively for the handsome… . and the beautiful… .
We have obviously sent…
. it 2 the wrong number… .
We are truly sorry ..
. for the inconvenience. |
I Don’t Love I Don’t CaRe
I Juxt Married A Millionair Nd If He Dies I Don’t Cry I Just Fuck Another Guy. |
Idiot (Id-Ee-It) N-
One Who Disagreez With U. |
Elvis Is Dead
Nd I Don’t Feel So Good Myself. |
Little Birdy In The Sky
Dropped A Poepie In My Eye I Don’t Scream I Don’t Cry I Thank The Lord That Cow’s Can’t Fly. |
Roses R Red
Violets R Blue Most Poems Ryhm But This One Doesn’t. |
I’m Popey The Sailorman
I’m Member Of The Klu Klux Clan When I Pull The Triger I Kill A Fucking Nigger I’m Popey The Sailor Man Towwet Toeeewt. |
I Met A Boy In The State
I Give Him My Hart He Gave Me Aids. |
Mommy Mommy
Can I Wear A Bra Now? I’m 16 Shut Up Albert. |
How To Keep An Idiot Entertained
Press Down How To Keep An Idiot Entertained *Press Up*. |
The Best Anti-Virus Prograam
4r A Computer Iz SAVE-SEX Leave The Plastic Cover On The Floppy When Inserting In Drive. |
AlFazz To BUhat hain Muhbat BaYan karne k liye
Fawad Khan PAr ju khamOOshi Nai samjh sakta Wo alfaz kia samje gaa… |
KiS Tarahn Samayton iSS ka Dard ko apne chOte se aanchal Main
HARIS KhAn Dukh dAyte hue yaar ne zara sa Bhi na socha… |
WAsi ki pehLli Shaab or Unkaa NaaZ Say Kehna
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SUch Batao kya Kroge Shama Bujh Janay kay BaaD.
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MulaQatein Musalsal Hoon tU DilChaspI nahi RehTi
TaHmooR KhAn BaRay DilcHasP Hoty Hain yeah Bhe TarTEEb YaRaNay |
The chance of bread faaling with butter is inversely proportional to
the cost of the carpet
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A: Do you want a dirty jike?
B: Yes
A: A horse fell im dirty mud
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Everything is possible in the world?
Exapmple:
Imran Hashmi in jannat
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Thu hay harjae thu apna bhe yahee thur sahee
Thu nahe aur sahee aur nahee aur sahee |
Mummy Mummy can i wear a bra now. I am 16 just shut up
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I don’t love and i don’t care, I just married a millionare and if he
dies i just no cry, i will fuck another guy
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Elvis is dead and i don’t feel myself so comfortable
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Hello I am a virus and i am entering you brain right now
Sorry i am leaving because there is no brain inside
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Don’t drink the sea water please
Fish fuck in it |
I’d ride u sitting, I’d ride u lying. If u were a bird I’d ride u
flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I’ll dig u up and ride u rotten.
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Linux is like a wagwam no window, no gates and an apache inside
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Hello
I Am A Virus And I Am Entering Your Brain Right Now Sorry I Will Leave I Can’t Find A Brain. |
How To Keep An Idiot Entertained
? ? ? Press Down ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? How To Keep An Idiot Entertained ? ? ? Press Up. |
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I
will leave, I can’t find a brain.
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Naughty Messages
 Cleavage is like sun, You can look, but u cant stare, Unless you are wearing sunglasses. |
William: Why sperm donation is more expansive than blood donation?
John: Hand made things are always costly.
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A women has 5 rooms:
Face is a showroom,
Breast is play room, Stomach is store room, Vagina is guest room, Ass is emergency room. |
Girl: hey Dad, whats better? pass or fail?
Dad: To pass. Girl: OH okay, Then BE PROUD OF ME! I PASSED THE PREGNANCY TEST. |
Molvi: Jo log ghalat kaam krty hn wo kahan jaty hn..
Lrka: Shehr k log hotel, or Gaon k log Khayt me.
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Bank or Bara mian kya Similarity hy
. . . . . . . . . . Dono ma jitna Maal zyada, utna Interest zyada |
Chori
Uper se Seena Zoori
Ek din ek chor larki say uski chain chori ker kay bhaga
or jatay jatay us kay balls bhi daba gaya.
Us din say yeh muhawara ban gaya
Ek tau chori upar say seena zoori
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Wife: Plz zara yeh bara ka hook laga dijiaye.
Husband: I will charge four kisses.
Wife: Rahnay do, padosi Say free mein lagva leti hoon,
wo haath daal ker Set b ker dengay.
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Yaaro Masoomiat per uski ma
mar kiyon naa jaon
Seene say lipat kay puchti hy
Yeh neechay kiya chubh raha hy ?
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A million dollar advce 2 Boys:S
Before makng any promise 2 a girl,
Mastrbate twice it may chnge ur opinion
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Always start ur day with a lot of the … S E X
S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, & you alwayz BE SUCC SEX FUL! in the LIFE. |
What is an average six inch long
Inside a guy’s pants & girls love 2 blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Alwayz think positive |
Come here,
take off ur pents & knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until you get satisfied, loving urs….. toilet! |
Last nite i went to bed without you…cold,naked…
Lastnite i went to bed without you..
cold,naked,thinking of you, missing your warmth, your soft touch against my skin. Where were you “lastnite” |
Sardar on the phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having so pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her 1st child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking
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A Sardar was working…
. for the 1st time in a garment shop… . . . A customer girl asked: . . Underwear dikhana plz… . . .
Sardar thora sharmakar: ..
. . G aaj pehna nahiN hai .. lolx hahahahhahahaha |
Son saw parents having Sex.
Son ; hey Dad whats up?
Dad ; Teri Maa mein Petrol bhar raha hun.
Son ; Mom ki average check karein, Din mein
Uncle bhi Tank full kr k gaye hain…:-p
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Can we do romance …
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in the midnight today???
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PLeasee..
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I’m in a good mood .
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Just a little bit …
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of kissing and biting…
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Reply me soon..
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yours Loving Mosquito! lolx Apki soch ko 21 topo ki salamiii.. |
DOCTOR kehty hain…
. BAchEy 2 he Achey… .
Doctor To a Lady:
WAisEy ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin??
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LADY: PehLeY tuo 2 he thAy…
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LeKiN JAbSey IshtehAr dekhA hy tou..
. . Achey ki TALAsh mEi 11 hogAyE hey… |
TEACHeR 2 a girl:Who created the earth???
. . (Boy pokes the girl’s back with a pen) . .
GIRL: Oh God!
. . TEACHeR:G00d. Correct ans!! . . TEACHR:Who was BORN on 25 dec??? . . ……(Boy pokes her again) . . Girl: Oh Jesus!! . . TEACHeR:Very G00d. Correct ans! . . TEACHeR:What did eve tell adam when dey had their 17th baby??? . . (Boy pokes her back again) . . Girl: If u d0n’t stop inserting .. . that thing in2 me nw..
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I’ll break dat into 2 pieces….
Teacher faintd!!
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A Girl enters the class ..
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with her new sandal..
… … … Boys: Chappal achhe hai.. Wah wah … … … …
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Girl: NikalOOn kya??? … … … … … … Then all the Boys (ek sath): … … … … … Lo kar lo baat… .. … … … Dress to aur bhi achi hai….!!! lolx |
A couple went 2 an Art Gallery.
There was a picture of a girl covered only by leaves.. Typical Husband was staring at the picture. . . . . . . Wife: Ghar abhi chaloge, ya hawa aane tak rukogey? hahahahahahahaha |
Mental Hospital Mey..
Nurse Ek Patient (Pagal) Sey:-
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Mera Dupatta Utaro…
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Pagal: Ok !
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Nurse: Ab Meri Kameez Bhi Utaro…
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Pagal: Ok !
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Nurse: Ab Meri Salwar Bhi Utaro???
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Pagal- Ok !!!
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Nurse: Ab Meri Bra r Panty Bhi…
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AOr Dhyaan Rahe…
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Aainda Kabhi MereY Kapry NahiN Pehanna..!!
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Aaj Fir Aapki Soch Ko 21 Topo Ki Salaami |
Lady milk bechny Walay Se Bhai
Aaj Kal Doodh Boht Patla Aa raha Hay?
milk bechny wala: BiBi g Mujhay Q Bata Rahi Hai,
Kisi DoctOr ko Dikhao..
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sadia ko dieting ka shoOOq huwa, ami ley ayin SUFI.
SUFI sahib pey aitmad jo tha..
Subah huwi to na SUFI tha na Sadia.
Buhot talash kiya kuch pata na chaala.
Phir eik KISAAN ney bataya wo KASHMIR mey hain.
Or Man Pasand life guzar rahey hain.
5 saal bad Hina wapis aai to 7 me khan
Shaan or tipu sultan bhi they.
Lo kar lOOo SUFI g per aitmaad…!!
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wedding k dosri din saheli ney dulhan sey pocha
Saheli: Kal Raat Ko Terey 7 Kya Huwa?
Dulhan: Kuch Nahi Huwa
Saheli: Arey Bata Na, Sharma Kyu Rahi Hai
Dulhan: Pehle Unhone Meri Chunni Utar Kar Killi Par Tangi,
Phir Meri Kameej Or Salwar Utar Kar Killi Par Tangi
Saheli: Phir Kya Huwa?
Dulhan: Phir Killi Tut Gai… R…
Saheli: Or Kiya?
Dulhan: Or Woh Salla Subha Tak Killi Thokta Raha.
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Two Lovers were fighting..
. . GF: Kaminey!! mein tmharey kaprey phaar dOOngi. … . . . . BF: Dekh ab tou serious larai main romantic bat mat kar..!! lol |
Dukndaar: Iss Borri Pay Maat Bathnaa
Anday Toot Jayeen Gay Gahaak: Iss Mein ANdy Hain? Dukndar: Nahee Keel Hain. |
1st Srdar:Yar Yeah Joray Kahan Bantaay Hein?
2nd Srdar:Aasman Par 1st Sardar: Abaay Shit Yar 2nd Sardar: Kia Hua? 1st Sardar: Mein Toh Darzi Ko Day Aaya. |
3 Wajha Sy Insan Janat May Dakhil Nah Huga
1: Shirk Karnay Wala 2: Salam May Pehaal Naa Karnay Wala 3: Cycle Py Mohar Laganay Wala Apni Akhraat Sanwaro AOr Serf Per Mohaar Lagaow. |
A Sweet Poem 4u
Eat With Butter Cut With Cutter When U 4rget Me U Will Definitely Fall In Gutter Dharaaaam. |
Aakhir-Kaar Mohtarmaa Nay Marnay Kay Baad
Doctor Ki Degree Mbbs Haasil Kaar Hi Li Mbbs M- Mohtarma B- Benazir Be- Bhutto S- Shaheed |
Dunya Mei 3 Gham Buhat Hi Burey Hotay
Hein 1 Kisi Apni Say Duri Kah Gham 2 Kuch Khonay Kah Ghaam Aor Aor 3 Balghaam. |
Aik Pathan Road Sey Guzar Raha Tha
Tu Usney Jhuk Kar Road Sey Kuch Uthaya Aur Zor Sey Chillaya Zalil Loag Tatti Bhi Aisi Kartay Hainn Jesey Koi Samoxa Paraa Hou. |
Agar Free Ho To Nichay Prexx Kero
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Agar Abhe Bhe Free Ho To Upar Press Karo.
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1 Mulla Ki Shaadi Nhi Ho Rahi Thi
Wo Mannat Mangne Gya
Waha Uski Maa Gum Gayi Mulla Bola: Yaa Khudaa Teri Khudaai Apni Taay Labbi Naai Abbay De Ve Gawai. |
*2013**
‘LIGHT!
Roz 2 Ghantay Kay Liye Jaye Gi
!!**2014**!!
LIGHT
Rooz 2 Ghantay K Liye AYE Gi!
*FARAQ TO PARTA HAI*
Her Qadam Khushhali Ki Janib
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Girl To Another Girl
U R So Beautiful other Girl: – Thank U U R Beautiful To Now Boy To Another Boy U R Looking HaNdsome other Boy:- Dyo Fhir Pen Da Rixhta. |
Sardar: – Bachpan Vixch Maah
Di Gal Suni Hundi Teh Ajj A Din Nah Vekhnaa Painda Wakeel: – Keya Kehti The Tere Maa Sardar: – Anni Dya Jadon Suni Nae Te Fir Dasaan |
Beautiful Quote On Anger: If U R Right Then
Thr Ix No Need To Get Angry & If U R Wrong Then U Dont Have Any Rig8 To Be Angry”. |
Larkiyaqn Aapas Men Galy Milty Waqt Kya
Sochti Hen.? * ! * ! * ! *Ix K To Mujh Se B Zyada ?Barry? Ho Gye Hein * ! * !Pata Nai Kansaa Shampoo Use Karti Hay ?Baalon? Pay * ! * O Hath Jorrtaa Huon Tery Aagy Sudhar Ja Kbi Toh Acha Soch Leya Kr |
Nursery Class Ka Bacha Aor Bachi Teacher Say
Miss Kya Chotey Bachon Kay Bachey Ho Sakty Hyn Teacher: – No Bacha Bachi Sey:- Dekha Tm Aisy He Darr Rhi Thi. |
Son:- Abbu Je Mein Nay Suna
Hy K Maa Baap Ko Dekhne Sey Sawaab Milta Ha hai Father: – Jis Tarah Tuh Chup Chup K Dekhtaa Hy Kameene Uss Tarhan Dekhney Sey Gunah Milta Hay. |
Question:-
Bevy Key Jism Mey Woh Konsi Cheez Hay Jise Woh Dabane Nahi Deti Aur Adme Subah o Sham Dabanaa Chahta Hay Bolo Socho Ansr:-Uska Gala. |
Man Ix A Simple Animal
His Daily Needx R Juzt * ! * ! Rossy & Roti. |
2oday Sunny Leone Went To Usa
Milk Price Increaxed By Rs. 3
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! * ! * ! * ! * ! * ! * ! * ! * Hasna Mat Kamino Dono Alag Alag News Hai. |
Ball Tampering The Moxt Favorite Part Time
Activity Of Men Xpecially In Summerx * ! * Pogo Plzzzzxxx. |
Kafi Time Lagta Hai Ek ShRef BNde Ko Girlfrnd Patane Me
* ! * ! * ! * ! * ! * Pher Agaar Paat Jaye Toh Kixi Ka Baap Bhi Use 2obara ShaReef Nahi Bana Xaakta. |
What Did Summer Say To xpring?
Help! I’m Going To Fall
I Need A Girlfrnd So Bad.
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Single Larka Hamexha Khuxh Rehta
Hai
Ek Nazar Boyfriend Ki Life :
‘Gf’ Ka Har Status Like Krna Or Comment
Krna Compulxory Na Kro Toh Sunoh
Doxto Ke Sath Ghumo To Suno
Female Friend Se Baat Karna To Suno
Unki Tareef Nah Kero To Suno
Khud Galti KRnge Or Sorry V Humsay
He Bulwati Hai Puchne Par Rote Hue Kehti Hai Mujhe Nai Pata Bas Sorry Bulaa
Sabse Bada Ek Call Pic Na Kar Paao Toh Unkaa Jaawab
Tumhe To Mujhsaay Peyaar He Nahi Abb Toh
Main Bore Lagti Hou Naah I Hate U Mujxay Baat Maaat Karnah Huh. |
Wife: Har Hafte Weekend Pay
Tum Fishing Karnay Jate Hou Nah?
HusbNd: Haan Tou?
Wife: Ajj Woh Machhli Ghar Aayi Thi
Keh Rahi Thi Woh Maa Ban’ne Wali Hai.
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B0y: Tm Gana B0h0t Acha Gate H0
Girl: Thanx But I Am Just Bathr00m Singer B0y: T0 Bula0 Na Kabi Apne Live C0ncert Pay. |
B0y: Tm Gana B0h0t Acha Gati H0
Girl: Thanx But I Am Just Bathr00m Singer B0y: T0 Bula0 Na Kabi Apne Live C0ncert Pay. |
What Is The Difference Between
Dava Medicine Nd Daru Ans: Dava Is Like Girlfriend That C0mes With Expiry Date Daru Is Like Wife Jitni Purani H0gi Utna Sir Chad Ke B0legi. |
In Chemistry Class Teacher
Asked A Gal What R Nitrates Gal Answered Shyly: Night Rates They Are C0stlier Than Day. |
D0 U Kn0w Why A Sardarni
Kept The D00r 0pen While Taking A Bath Because She Was Scared That S0me0ne Might See Thr0ugh The Key H0le. |
A Cute Nurse Came
F0r The Interview Dr: What Salary U Expect Nurse: Rs10000 Dr Was 0verj0yed Nd Said: My Pleasure Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25000. |
Sardar: – Bachpan Vich Maah
Di Gal Suni H0ndi Teh Ajj A Din Nah Vekhna Painda Wakeel: – Keya Kehti The Tere Maa Sardar: – Anni Dya Jad0n Suni Nae Te Fir Dasaan Ke. |
S0n:- Abbu Je Mein Ny Suna
Hy K Maa Baap K0 Dekhne Sey Sawab Milta Ha Father: – Jis Tarah Tuh chup Chup K Dekhta Hy Kameene Uss Tarhan Dekhney Sey Gunah Milta Hay. |
Questi0n:-
Bevy key Jism mey W0H k0nsi Cheez hay Jise w0h Dabane nahi deti aur adme Subah 0 Sham dabana chahta hay B0l0 s0ch0 Ansr:-Uska GALA. |
Nursery class ka bacha 0r bachi teacher sey
Miss kya ch0tey bach0n k bachey h0 sakty hyn Teacher: – N0 Bacha Bachi sey:- Dekha tm aisy he darr rhi thi. |
Girl T0 An0ther Girl
U Are S0 Beautiful 0ther Girl: – Thank U U Are Beautiful T0 N0w B0y T0 An0ther B0y U Are L00king Hands0me 0ther B0y:- Dy0 Fhir Pen Da RISHTA. |
Teacher:BataOo,JoH Log
Ghalat Kaam Karte Hain, Wo Kahaan Jatay Hain? Larki Sharmatey Huay: Sir,Shehr K Log Hotel Mein, Aur Ga0n Ka Loag Kammaad Mein Jate Hain |
Breaking News: Imran KhaN
Ny Veena Malik KOH PTI Join Karne Ki Dawaat Day Di q Kay,
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Veena Malik Ny Apne TamMam
Asasay ZahiR Kr Dy Hain. |
GirL: Are you free..? Let’s hang out tonight..
BoY: I can’t.. I m hanging out with someone else..
Girl: Who..??
… Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world?
Girl: Oh…GOOd bye !!!
(6 minutes later the door Bell rings)
Girl: Why are u here?
Boy: I already told you, I was coming over. ?
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Larki Date Per Thi
Ami Ne Dekh Liya Ami Ny Call Ki: Beti KaHan Ho? Beti Paper Dene Ayi Hun Ammi Zara DhyaaN Se,Iss Paper Ka Result Aya To Jaaan Say Mar Dohngi. |
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