Naughty Messages
Cleavage is like sun, You can look, but u cant stare, Unless you are wearing sunglasses. William: Why sperm donati...
Naughty Messages
Naughty Messages
Showing posts with label naughty messages. Show all posts
Showing posts with label naughty messages. Show all posts
06 January 2016
Naughty Messages
Cleavage is like sun,
You can look, but u cant stare,
Unless you are wearing sunglasses.
William: Why sperm donation is more expansive than blood donation?
John: Hand made things are always costly.
A women has 5 rooms:
Face is a showroom,
Breast is play room,
Stomach is store room,
Vagina is guest room,
Ass is emergency room.
Girl: hey Dad, whats better? pass or fail?
Dad: To pass.
Girl: OH okay,
...
02 December 2015
Naughty Messages
Girl:Its
too tight,
Boy:Dont
worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Girl:Push
it in,
Boy:Ah..I
cant,
Girl:Its
painful,
Boy:Forget
it and buy
new WEDDING RING!
Boy: what
is that you keep in your mouth which is 6" long and move it in and out and
wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: do
you ask such question to me i cant tell such words,
Boy:don’t
worry it is tooth brush.
A beautiful
girl goes to Professor cabin and say that "i will do anything to pass in the
exams" and professor says :
"NOW...
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