Showing posts with label Insult Messages. Show all posts
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10 November 2015

Insult Messages

11/10/2015 08:37:00 AM  ,  No comments

REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN dogs obey wen u shout @ dem dogs dont shop u can giv away ur dogs children any guy can get a good lookin dog!  

A prime candidate for natural de-selection.  

A rose by any other name still has thorns.  

All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.  

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...  

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today  

Are you typing with your forehead, again?  

As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.  

B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*

Beauty Tip: If U Want 2 protect Ur Face From Dust, Mud & Other Such Things Then apply ASIAN PAINTS Exterior Emulsion on ur face 7 yrs guarantee!!

Best SmS of 1947 . . . Was there any mobile at that time? Please ! Use your brain atleast once in your life time !

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing  

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.  

Cigarette, A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.  

Do I look like a damn people person?  

Do u remember ur childhood? When u wen 2 a doll shop, stood infront of a doll n askd uncle! How much is that monkey doll shpkper replied that is a mirror my child -)

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own  

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.  

Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.  

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to  

Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.  

Get up all u lazy people and do something 4 the nation. . . Oh sorry, it was u?? U go back to sleep.. That will be better for the nation.

Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.  

Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.  

Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?  

Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster? Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.  

He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.  

He dips Sparrows in Peroxide and sells them as Canaries.  

He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe  

He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words  

He fashions himself as an Insult Samurai. Insult Kamikaze is more apt.  

He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down.  

He has no equal. Everyone else is better.  

He who laughs last has no sense of humor.  

He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.  

He'll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop a pregnant lady from sitting down.  

He's running around like a chicken with its head cut off.  

He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown.  

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!  

Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?  

His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.  

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works  

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?  

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.  

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.  

I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.  

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'  

I Like 3 things: Pizza. Pepsi. & You. Pizza 2 eat. Pepsi 2 drink. & You 2 clean the table.

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again..  

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.  

I think the sun shines out of your arse.  

I think the sun shines out of your arse. Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.  

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!  

If some1 asks me wat is humanity, I wud sit next to u, Pull you close to me Put my arms around u and say proudly LOVING ANIMALS Thats humanity)

If you can laugh at yourself, you've got a really sick sense of humor.  

If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in  

If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat  

Is that a comeback? For fuck's sake, I wipe my ass with sharper stuff than this.  

Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!  

Ive been arrested 4 being the ugliest person, Can u come here n show them its a mistake?

I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.  

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not...  

Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons.  

Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons. Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.  

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?  

Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.  

Love + Ship = Titanic , Dinosaur + Forest = Jurassic Park , Arnold+ Gun = Terminator, You + Your Smile = The mummy Returns..

Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.  

May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother!  

Mother Nature is a supreme bitch.  

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...

Never deprive someone of hope - it may be all they have.  

Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.  

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.  

Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.  

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.  

People like him don't just grow on trees - they swing from them  

Press Down if u think u r MAD. I cant Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!

Roses r red, violets r blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are u. But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!  

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.  

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?  

Sometimes my mind asks Why I miss U? Why I care 4 U? Why I remember U? Then my heart answered its simply bcoz mental patients need more care.hav nice day.

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.  

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?  

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...  

Sweet Insults- I Luv you! But ive got bad taste Dats a cute shirt.Wat did u do wit d rest of d table cloth. I wud lik 2 help u out-which way did u cme in?

Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.  

Thanx 4ur support last year wth ur purchases v hv achieved gud sales pls continue ur kind support -M.D. Kohinoor Condom Small size division

Them: I never forget a face You: Neither do I but in your case I'll make an exception  

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the U-bend of cynicism.  

Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting  

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY try again again maybe you are just not sexy? one more time hey don't force it ugly!!!  

Tipz To Beat Summer 1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water 2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside 3-Eat Vgetables But Most Important 4-Msg Me Daily Bcz Im so COOL.

Unlike others ur brain is a master piece, It is divided in to 2 parts. Left & Right.. In the left nothing is right & in the right nothig is left.. -)

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.  

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.  

Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.  

When he dies, they'll bury him face down, so that he can see where he's going.  

Whenever I feel that I Miss U, I close my eyes.. Thn i feel u that u sit beside me. I wont open my eyes.. Bcz of the fear that u may come out thru my tears.

Whenever i missU i vl read ur sms Whenever I want to see U , Ijst close my eyes Whenever I want to hear ur voice I throw stones at DOGs.

Who Wants 2 B A MILLIONAIRE Lets play? Q.Nobody likes you because you are a: A.Assole B.Good for nothing C.Ugly D.Di*khead 50-50 Fon a Friend or Ring me I will Tell u!

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?!  

Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?  

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.  

Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.  

You are proof that God has a sense of humor.  

You couldn't warn to him even if you were both cremated together.  

You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.  

You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!  

You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.

You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!  

Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going  

Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.  

Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?  

Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ? Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut  

Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails  

Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut  

Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop  

Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo  

Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.  

You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder  

You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.  

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...  

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.   



You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.  

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08 November 2015

Angry Messages

11/08/2015 10:36:00 AM  , , , ,  No comments

I know U r angry with me… plz dont…If I were there I will keep ur hand and cought it untill ur face com turn into smile and hug me And I tightly hug u…I love U jaanu

When Iron gets Hot you can mold it in any shape, Never loose your temper or else, Unless people will mold you the way they want..’

Beautiful quote on anger: “If u r right then there is no need to get angry” and “if u r wrong then u dont have any right to be angry”

There was a doctors that was really anger, because I didn’t really let him take a shot “I thought it was a gun shot”

I feel the anger rise up in me.The same anger that makes me bleed inside In my heart and in my soul killing me.

Don’t Misunderstand The Person Who Shows Anger On You, Because Anger Is The Most Easiest & Childish Way To Express The Deep Love!

As heat conserved is transmitted into energy, so can anger controlled can be transmitted into a power which can move the world.

I say and you listen, Its a good friendship. You say and I listen, Is a better friendship. But I don’t say and you understand, Is best friendship.

Anger is the only evil which makes love invisible for a minute and love is the only suspicious thing which is visible even after anger.

Anger can b understood by the person on whom another person is angry…..

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man. Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear Doctor: It makes no difference Man: It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing

The Angre Tree I was angry with my friend: I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow.

If you are right then there is no need to get angry, and if you are wrong then you don’t have any right to get angry.

I want to scream I don’t know why I want to cry I don’t know why This is breaking me down I don’t know why I am beyond furious I don’t know why But I don’t want to hate you & I know why …. U mean too much to me now

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man. Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear Doctor: It makes no difference Man: It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing.

Silence is the fence around wisdom!! If your foot slips, You can always regain your balance.. But if your tongue slips, You can never recall the words… So think before saying anything in anger.

Don’t lEt yOursElf bEcOme sOo AngEr..!! thAt yOu stOp lOvinG..!! becOusE..!! OnE dAy yOu Will Wake up..!! fRom tHat anGEr..!! anD tHE pErsOn yOu lOve Will GonE..!!

Events will take their course, it is no good of being angry at them; he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account.

If You Are Angry with your Love able Friend, Just Put aside you Egos. Just Hug Each Other and Say: I Need You Idiot, at least to Fight With Me..

If You Angry with your Loveable Friend, Just Put aside you Egos. Just Hug Each Other and Say: I Need You Idiot, at least to Fight With Me..

Anyone can become angry that is easy but to be angry with the right person at the right time, and 4 the right purpose and in the right way that is not within everyone’s power & that is not easy.

There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen.

ANGER Comes Alone Bt TAKES AWAY all the GOOD Qualities FROM Us. PATIENCE Too Comes Alone, Bt BRINGS All the GOOD Qualities To Us. So Be with It….

Do something that makes a difference because by God, there’s a lot to make you angry. beautiful quote on anger: “if u r right then there is no need to get angry” and “if u r wrong then u dont have any right to be angry”

If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the habit; give it nothing which may tend to its increase.

Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.

beautiful quote on anger: “if u r right then there is no need to get angry” and “if u r wrong then u dont have any right to be angry”

The saddest things in life are to remember the happiest moments of the past which seems unlikely to happen again in life time!

Anyone can become angry that is easy but to be angry with the right person at the right time, and for the right purpose and in the right way that is not within everyone’s power and that is not easy.

Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before – it takes something from him.

Friends are like shoes Some loose some tight Some fit just right And they help us as we walk through life. Thanks for being just right for me!

Broken hearts, love’s deceit, pieces fall down to my feet. Broken promises, love’s a lie, puddles form from tears I cry.

Beautiful quote on anger: “If u r right then there is no need to get angry” and “if u r wrong then u dont have any right to be angry”

Sometimes when I’m angry I have the right to be angry,
but that doesn’t give me the right to be cruel

“if u r right then there is
no need 2 get angry” &
“if u r wrong then u don’t
have any right 2 B angry”

?…Cute Relationship… ?
When Someone Gets Angry With You
And Says…
I Will Never Talk To You… :(
And Later Comes Back To Inform
You…
“I AM STILL ANGRY”

Don’t hold on to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you away from love.

An Angry Wife To
Her Husband 0n Phone:
“”Where d Hell Are You … ?””

Husband:
Darling You Remember That
Jewelery Shop Where You Saw
The Diamond Necklace n Totally
Fell In Love With It n I Didn’t
Have Money That Time n I said
“”Baby It’ll Be Yours 1 Day … “” O:)

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:
Yeah I Remember That My Love !

Husband:
I m In The shop Just Next To That Shop

If You Are Angry With Your Loveable Friend,

Just Put Aside You Egos.

Just Hug Each Other And Say:

I Need You Idiot, At Least To Fight With Me..

If you speak when you’re angry,
you will make the best speech you’ll ever regret

If you would cure anger,
Do not feed it.
Say to yourself:
‘I used to be angry every day;
Then every other day;
Now only every third or fourth day.
‘When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of
thanksgiving to the gods.

Forgive u again?
For all those times you made me cry?
For all those things you said about me?
For all those crap you started?
For stabing me in the back?
Now I Won’t 4give You,
Not This Time

Anger is a killing thing:
it kills the man who angers,
for each rage leaves him less
than he had been before –

it takes something from him.
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