Insult Messages

<div class="MsoNormal" style="background: whitesmoke; line-height: 15.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiPMXCPW9ConCs-sZXMsSv10jADj9gaJqNqQK97BEdu-WOmhCJDwkV7T4g7BSIvFWcl8VVt0i8jiT3jHOuccBVdNtXyYwR7WRSdZqGSx_1Z9Jba6UL7BOD_EbQ0W9FuaIyw5y1C9CkIs3B/s1600/insults.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiPMXCPW9ConCs-sZXMsSv10jADj9gaJqNqQK97BEdu-WOmhCJDwkV7T4g7BSIvFWcl8VVt0i8jiT3jHOuccBVdNtXyYwR7WRSdZqGSx_1Z9Jba6UL7BOD_EbQ0W9FuaIyw5y1C9CkIs3B/s320/insults.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN dogs obey wen u shout @ dem dogs dont shop u can giv away ur dogs children any guy can get a good lookin dog!   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">A prime candidate for natural de-selection.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">A rose by any other name still has thorns.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Are you typing with your forehead, again?   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Beauty Tip: If U Want 2 protect Ur Face From Dust, Mud & Other Such Things Then apply ASIAN PAINTS Exterior Emulsion on ur face 7 yrs guarantee!!<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Best SmS of 1947 . . . Was there any mobile at that time? Please ! Use your brain atleast once in your life time !<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Cigarette, A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Do I look like a damn people person?   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Do u remember ur childhood? When u wen 2 a doll shop, stood infront of a doll n askd uncle! How much is that monkey doll shpkper replied that is a mirror my child -)<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Get up all u lazy people and do something 4 the nation. . . Oh sorry, it was u?? U go back to sleep.. That will be better for the nation.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster? Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">He dips Sparrows in Peroxide and sells them as Canaries.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">He fashions himself as an Insult Samurai. Insult Kamikaze is more apt.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">He has no equal. Everyone else is better.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">He who laughs last has no sense of humor.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">He'll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop a pregnant lady from sitting down.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">He's running around like a chicken with its head cut off.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">I Like 3 things: Pizza. Pepsi. & You. Pizza 2 eat. Pepsi 2 drink. & You 2 clean the table.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again..   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">I think the sun shines out of your arse.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">I think the sun shines out of your arse. Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">If some1 asks me wat is humanity, I wud sit next to u, Pull you close to me Put my arms around u and say proudly LOVING ANIMALS Thats humanity)<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">If you can laugh at yourself, you've got a really sick sense of humor.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Is that a comeback? For fuck's sake, I wipe my ass with sharper stuff than this.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Ive been arrested 4 being the ugliest person, Can u come here n show them its a mistake?<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not...   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons. Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Love + Ship = Titanic , Dinosaur + Forest = Jurassic Park , Arnold+ Gun = Terminator, You + Your Smile = The mummy Returns..<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother!   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Mother Nature is a supreme bitch.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Never deprive someone of hope - it may be all they have.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">People like him don't just grow on trees - they swing from them   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Press Down if u think u r MAD. I cant Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Roses r red, violets r blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are u. But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Sometimes my mind asks Why I miss U? Why I care 4 U? Why I remember U? Then my heart answered its simply bcoz mental patients need more care.hav nice day.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Sweet Insults- I Luv you! But ive got bad taste Dats a cute shirt.Wat did u do wit d rest of d table cloth. I wud lik 2 help u out-which way did u cme in?<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Thanx 4ur support last year wth ur purchases v hv achieved gud sales pls continue ur kind support -M.D. Kohinoor Condom Small size division<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Them: I never forget a face You: Neither do I but in your case I'll make an exception   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the U-bend of cynicism.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">This sms can only be read by someone SEXY try again again maybe you are just not sexy? one more time hey don't force it ugly!!!   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Tipz To Beat Summer 1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water 2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside 3-Eat Vgetables But Most Important 4-Msg Me Daily Bcz Im so COOL.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Unlike others ur brain is a master piece, It is divided in to 2 parts. Left & Right.. In the left nothing is right & in the right nothig is left.. -)<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">When he dies, they'll bury him face down, so that he can see where he's going.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Whenever I feel that I Miss U, I close my eyes.. Thn i feel u that u sit beside me. I wont open my eyes.. Bcz of the fear that u may come out thru my tears.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Whenever i missU i vl read ur sms Whenever I want to see U , Ijst close my eyes Whenever I want to hear ur voice I throw stones at DOGs.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Who Wants 2 B A MILLIONAIRE Lets play? Q.Nobody likes you because you are a: A.Assole B.Good for nothing C.Ugly D.Di*khead 50-50 Fon a Friend or Ring me I will Tell u!<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?!   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">You are proof that God has a sense of humor.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">You couldn't warn to him even if you were both cremated together.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ? Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;"><br /></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...   <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <div style="background-color: #d0cece; line-height: 15pt;"> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: auto; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 1; word-spacing: 0px;"> </div> <br /> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: whitesmoke; line-height: 15.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <div style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #d0cece; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 15pt; margin: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"> <b style="line-height: 15pt;"><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.   </span></span></i></b></div> <br /> <div style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #d0cece; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 15pt; margin: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></i></b></div> <div style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #d0cece; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 15pt; margin: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"> <b><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></i></b></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #D0CECE; margin-top: 12.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: background2; mso-background-themeshade: 230;"> <b style="line-height: 15pt;"><i><span style="color: red; font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large; line-height: 107%;">You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.  </span></i></b></div> <div style="background-color: whitesmoke; line-height: 15pt;"> <br /></div> </div>

Insult Messages

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Angry Messages

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNmiME59jUPAmoowNQgNFW-LTvdQ4jxYj0CMKwPhXvZJdZO3V1xt-5U78qsZYJqnKN4dZtyR9OzECtbHQdg8-GqEHns8NITq30CAIgwPwCDn6ETOn1MXPyf8JAb831lNMeB2p-BKNq31Zw/s1600/angry.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNmiME59jUPAmoowNQgNFW-LTvdQ4jxYj0CMKwPhXvZJdZO3V1xt-5U78qsZYJqnKN4dZtyR9OzECtbHQdg8-GqEHns8NITq30CAIgwPwCDn6ETOn1MXPyf8JAb831lNMeB2p-BKNq31Zw/s1600/angry.jpg" /></a></div> <br /> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: #FBE4D5; mso-background-themecolor: accent2; mso-background-themetint: 51;"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">I know U r angry with me… plz dont…If I were there I will keep ur hand and cought it untill ur face com turn into smile and hug me And I tightly hug u…I love U jaanu<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">When Iron gets Hot you can mold it in any shape, Never loose your temper or else, Unless people will mold you the way they want..’<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Beautiful quote on anger: “If u r right then there is no need to get angry” and “if u r wrong then u dont have any right to be angry”<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">There was a doctors that was really anger, because I didn’t really let him take a shot “I thought it was a gun shot”<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">I feel the anger rise up in me.The same anger that makes me bleed inside In my heart and in my soul killing me.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Don’t Misunderstand The Person Who Shows Anger On You, Because Anger Is The Most Easiest & Childish Way To Express The Deep Love!<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">As heat conserved is transmitted into energy, so can anger controlled can be transmitted into a power which can move the world.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">I say and you listen, Its a good friendship. You say and I listen, Is a better friendship. But I don’t say and you understand, Is best friendship.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Anger is the only evil which makes love invisible for a minute and love is the only suspicious thing which is visible even after anger.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Anger can b understood by the person on whom another person is angry…..<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Doctor implants a New Ear to a man. Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear Doctor: It makes no difference Man: It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">The Angre Tree I was angry with my friend: I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">If you are right then there is no need to get angry, and if you are wrong then you don’t have any right to get angry.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">I want to scream I don’t know why I want to cry I don’t know why This is breaking me down I don’t know why I am beyond furious I don’t know why But I don’t want to hate you & I know why …. U mean too much to me now<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Doctor implants a New Ear to a man. Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear Doctor: It makes no difference Man: It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Silence is the fence around wisdom!! If your foot slips, You can always regain your balance.. But if your tongue slips, You can never recall the words… So think before saying anything in anger.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Don’t lEt yOursElf bEcOme sOo AngEr..!! thAt yOu stOp lOvinG..!! becOusE..!! OnE dAy yOu Will Wake up..!! fRom tHat anGEr..!! anD tHE pErsOn yOu lOve Will GonE..!!<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Events will take their course, it is no good of being angry at them; he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">If You Are Angry with your Love able Friend, Just Put aside you Egos. Just Hug Each Other and Say: I Need You Idiot, at least to Fight With Me..<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">If You Angry with your Loveable Friend, Just Put aside you Egos. Just Hug Each Other and Say: I Need You Idiot, at least to Fight With Me..<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Anyone can become angry that is easy but to be angry with the right person at the right time, and 4 the right purpose and in the right way that is not within everyone’s power & that is not easy.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">ANGER Comes Alone Bt TAKES AWAY all the GOOD Qualities FROM Us. PATIENCE Too Comes Alone, Bt BRINGS All the GOOD Qualities To Us. So Be with It….<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Do something that makes a difference because by God, there’s a lot to make you angry. beautiful quote on anger: “if u r right then there is no need to get angry” and “if u r wrong then u dont have any right to be angry”<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the habit; give it nothing which may tend to its increase.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">beautiful quote on anger: “if u r right then there is no need to get angry” and “if u r wrong then u dont have any right to be angry”<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">The saddest things in life are to remember the happiest moments of the past which seems unlikely to happen again in life time!<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Anyone can become angry that is easy but to be angry with the right person at the right time, and for the right purpose and in the right way that is not within everyone’s power and that is not easy.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before – it takes something from him.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Friends are like shoes Some loose some tight Some fit just right And they help us as we walk through life. Thanks for being just right for me!<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Broken hearts, love’s deceit, pieces fall down to my feet. Broken promises, love’s a lie, puddles form from tears I cry.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Beautiful quote on anger: “If u r right then there is no need to get angry” and “if u r wrong then u dont have any right to be angry”<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Sometimes when I’m angry I have the right to be angry,<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">but that doesn’t give me the right to be cruel<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">“if u r right then there is<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">no need 2 get angry” &<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">“if u r wrong then u don’t<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">have any right 2 B angry”<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">?…Cute Relationship… ?<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">When Someone Gets Angry With You<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">And Says…<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">I Will Never Talk To You… :(<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">And Later Comes Back To Inform<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">You…<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">“I AM STILL ANGRY”<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Don’t hold on to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you away from love.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">An Angry Wife To<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Her Husband 0n Phone:<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">“”Where d Hell Are You … ?””<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Husband:<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Darling You Remember That<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Jewelery Shop Where You Saw<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">The Diamond Necklace n Totally<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Fell In Love With It n I Didn’t<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Have Money That Time n I said<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">“”Baby It’ll Be Yours 1 Day … “” O:)<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Yeah I Remember That My Love !<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Husband:<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">I m In The shop Just Next To That Shop<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">If You Are Angry With Your Loveable Friend,<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Just Put Aside You Egos.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Just Hug Each Other And Say:<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">I Need You Idiot, At Least To Fight With Me..<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">If you speak when you’re angry,<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">you will make the best speech you’ll ever regret<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">If you would cure anger,<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Do not feed it.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Say to yourself:<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">‘I used to be angry every day;<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Then every other day;<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Now only every third or fourth day.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">‘When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">thanksgiving to the gods.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Forgive u again?<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">For all those times you made me cry?<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">For all those things you said about me?<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">For all those crap you started?<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">For stabing me in the back?<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Now I Won’t 4give You,<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Not This Time<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Anger is a killing thing:<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">it kills the man who angers,<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">for each rage leaves him less<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">than he had been before –<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> <br /> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(238, 236, 225); margin-top: 12pt;"> <b><i><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">it takes something from him.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div> </div>

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I know U r angry with me… plz dont…If I were there I will keep ur hand and cought it untill ur face com turn into smile and hug me And ...

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