04 December 2015

Funny Messages-SMS

When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often. My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend. I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card. I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something. Diets are hard because I get hungry. I trust a lot of people not to kill me every day. I’m pretty sure my dogs only sit in the window and watch me leave so they know when it is safe...

Jumma Mubarek Messages

“How to Increase your Rizq 1. Taqwa 2. Reliance on Allah 3. Good relations with family 4. Thankfulness 5. Asking forgiveness” Jumma Mubarak “Faith has four pillars; .patience… .certainty.. .justice.. .and struggle.” :) JUMMA MUBARIK!! “Allah tests our patience and our fortitude. He tests out strength of faith. be patient and there will endless rewards for you, insha'Allah" - Utaz Badr”  jUMMA MUBARAK  “Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.” ...