Coolest Funny Quotes and Sayings

<h3 style="background: white; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: 0cm; margin-top: 15.0pt;"> <br /></h3> <div class="MsoNormal"> "I need a six month vacation, twice a year."<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> "I'm not lazy. I'm just on my energy saving mode."<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> "Time is precious. Waste it wisely."<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> "Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> "Thanks to Facebook. I now know what everyone's bathroom looks like."<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> "Laughter is the best medicine. But, if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine."<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> "With great power comes great electricity bill.<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car." — Bob Monkhouse<o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." — Lana Turner<o:p></o:p></div> <br /> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> "I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof." — Rodney Dangerfield<o:p></o:p></div>

Coolest Funny Quotes and Sayings

"I need a six month vacation, twice a year." "I'm not lazy. I'm just on my energy saving mode." &...

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