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06 January 2016

Absurd Messages-SMS

1/06/2016 03:28:00 PM  , ,  No comments




R U Feeling stoned,
R U feeling high,
Get a duck and try to fly  
Plz Dont drink water,
Cuz Fish pee in it, :p
Your mom is so fat..
.
.
when she sat on..
.
a rainbow it …
.
started raining Skittles…!!   lolx
This message was sent ..
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exclusively for the handsome…
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and the beautiful…
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We have obviously sent…
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it 2 the wrong number…
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We are truly sorry ..
.
for the inconvenience.
I Don’t Love I Don’t CaRe
I Juxt Married A Millionair
Nd
If He Dies I Don’t Cry
I Just Fuck Another Guy.
Idiot (Id-Ee-It) N-
One Who Disagreez With U.
Elvis Is Dead
Nd
I Don’t Feel So Good Myself.
Little Birdy In The Sky
Dropped A Poepie In My Eye I Don’t Scream
I Don’t Cry I Thank
The Lord That Cow’s Can’t Fly.
Roses R Red
Violets R Blue
Most Poems Ryhm
But This One Doesn’t.
I’m Popey The Sailorman
I’m Member Of The Klu Klux Clan
When I Pull The Triger
I Kill A Fucking Nigger I’m Popey
The Sailor Man
Towwet Toeeewt.
I Met A Boy In The State
I Give Him My Hart
He Gave Me Aids.
Mommy Mommy
Can I Wear A Bra Now?
I’m 16 Shut Up
Albert.
How To Keep An Idiot Entertained
Press Down
How To Keep An Idiot Entertained
*Press Up*.
The Best Anti-Virus Prograam
4r A Computer Iz SAVE-SEX
Leave The Plastic Cover On
The Floppy When Inserting In Drive.
AlFazz To BUhat hain Muhbat BaYan karne k liye
Fawad Khan
PAr ju khamOOshi Nai samjh sakta Wo alfaz kia samje gaa…
KiS Tarahn Samayton iSS ka Dard ko apne chOte se aanchal Main
HARIS KhAn
Dukh dAyte hue yaar ne zara sa Bhi na socha…
WAsi ki pehLli Shaab or Unkaa NaaZ Say Kehna
SUch Batao kya Kroge Shama Bujh Janay kay BaaD.

MulaQatein Musalsal Hoon tU DilChaspI nahi RehTi
TaHmooR KhAn
BaRay DilcHasP Hoty Hain yeah Bhe TarTEEb YaRaNay
The chance of bread faaling with butter is inversely proportional to the cost of the carpet
A: Do you want a dirty jike?
B: Yes
A: A horse fell im dirty mud
Everything is possible in the world?
Exapmple:
Imran Hashmi in jannat
Thu hay harjae thu apna bhe yahee thur sahee
Thu nahe aur sahee aur nahee aur sahee
Mummy Mummy can i wear a bra now. I am 16 just shut up
I don’t love and i don’t care, I just married a millionare and if he dies i just no cry, i will fuck another guy
Elvis is dead and i don’t feel myself so comfortable
Hello I am a virus and i am entering you brain right now
Sorry i am leaving because there is no brain inside
Don’t drink the sea water please
Fish fuck in it
I’d ride u sitting, I’d ride u lying. If u were a bird I’d ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I’ll dig u up and ride u rotten.
Linux is like a wagwam no window, no gates and an apache inside
Hello
I Am A Virus
And
I Am Entering
Your Brain Right Now
Sorry I Will Leave
I Can’t Find A Brain.
How To Keep An Idiot Entertained
?
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?
Press Down
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?
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How To Keep An Idiot Entertained
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?
Press Up.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain.
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