Cool Birthday Messages

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicS9LfQfoxcle_Bq-2NjG5EjPhkSJW0WXo6Vait1O9NdhMCp6D1hjc-6KFhkc1KXJBILU4MK2M5KHiejjXLrYmgClYstUZb64GK3ZpvZlQo_cC_kXzztZ1DkjxoVAzGEAsPdwx0zDkd9X1/s1600/single-red-rose_Fotor.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicS9LfQfoxcle_Bq-2NjG5EjPhkSJW0WXo6Vait1O9NdhMCp6D1hjc-6KFhkc1KXJBILU4MK2M5KHiejjXLrYmgClYstUZb64GK3ZpvZlQo_cC_kXzztZ1DkjxoVAzGEAsPdwx0zDkd9X1/s320/single-red-rose_Fotor.jpg" width="294" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> <br /> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="border-collapse: collapse; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm; mso-yfti-tbllook: 1184;"> <tbody> <tr style="height: 2.0cm; mso-yfti-firstrow: yes; mso-yfti-irow: 0;"> <td style="border: dotted windowtext 1.5pt; height: 2.0cm; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 310.2pt;" width="517"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <b><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?</span><br /> <!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><br /> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></i></b></div> </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 2.0cm; mso-yfti-irow: 1;"> <td style="border-top: none; border: dotted windowtext 1.5pt; height: 2.0cm; mso-border-top-alt: dotted windowtext 1.5pt; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 310.2pt;" width="517"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <b><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.</span><br /> <!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><br /> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></i></b></div> </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 2.0cm; mso-yfti-irow: 2;"> <td style="border-top: none; border: dotted windowtext 1.5pt; height: 2.0cm; mso-border-top-alt: dotted windowtext 1.5pt; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 310.2pt;" width="517"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <b><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday!</span><br /> <!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><br /> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></i></b></div> </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 2.0cm; mso-yfti-irow: 3;"> <td style="border-top: none; border: dotted windowtext 1.5pt; height: 2.0cm; mso-border-top-alt: dotted windowtext 1.5pt; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 310.2pt;" width="517"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <b><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.</span><br /> <!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><br /> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></i></b></div> </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 2.0cm; mso-yfti-irow: 4;"> <td style="border-top: none; border: dotted windowtext 1.5pt; height: 2.0cm; mso-border-top-alt: dotted windowtext 1.5pt; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 310.2pt;" width="517"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <b><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?</span><br /> <!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><br /> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></i></b></div> </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 2.0cm; mso-yfti-irow: 5;"> <td style="border-top: none; border: dotted windowtext 1.5pt; height: 2.0cm; mso-border-top-alt: dotted windowtext 1.5pt; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 310.2pt;" width="517"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <b><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!</span><br /> <!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><br /> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></i></b></div> </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 2.0cm; mso-yfti-irow: 6;"> <td style="border-top: none; border: dotted windowtext 1.5pt; height: 2.0cm; mso-border-top-alt: dotted windowtext 1.5pt; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 310.2pt;" width="517"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <b><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.</span><br /> <!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><br /> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></i></b></div> </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 2.0cm; mso-yfti-irow: 7; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes;"> <td style="border-top: none; border: dotted windowtext 1.5pt; height: 2.0cm; mso-border-top-alt: dotted windowtext 1.5pt; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 310.2pt;" width="517"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <b><i><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. But in your case, I think it matters; it matters a LOT!</span><o:p></o:p></i></b></div> </td> </tr> </tbody></table>

Cool Birthday Messages

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