Coolest Funny Quotes and Sayings
"I need a six month vacation, twice a year." "I'm not lazy. I'm just on my energy saving mode." ...
Coolest Funny Quotes and Sayings
Coolest Funny Quotes and Sayings
07 November 2015
Coolest Funny Quotes and Sayings
"I need a six month vacation, twice a year."
"I'm not lazy. I'm just on my energy saving mode."
"Time is precious. Waste it wisely."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"Thanks to Facebook. I now know what everyone's
bathroom looks like."
"Laughter is the best medicine. But, if you're laughing
without any reason, you need medicine."
"With great power comes great electricity bill.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my
grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in
his car." — Bob Monkhouse
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." — Lana
Turner
"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a
piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof." — Rodney
Dangerfield
Heart Touching Friendship Quotes
You can't have them the whole day,
But you can be sure,
They will be there when you wake up tomorrow,
Next year and forever...
One day I may die without saying good bye to you.
But I will never forget to say thank you,
Because you hold the most loveliest part in my life...
The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I'm so glad that you're my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.
Being your friend is my gift,
Missing you is my bad luck,
Disturbing you with SMS is my way of thinking you,
But keeping our friendship is my aim...
If I could pull down the rainbow,
I would write your name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know,
How colorful my life is with a friend like you...
A day is going to end again,
It is nice to have a friend like you,
Making my everyday seems so great.
Thank you my good friend lastly...
I know nothing last forever and may be we wont always stay together.
But I am glad every morning when I wake up,
I still have you on my friend's list.
Thank you very much for being my friend.
Crazy days and screwed up nights,
Tons of Crushes and stupid fights,
Secrets we will take to the grave,
Pictures we will forever save.
Through thick and thin,
Always true.
Friends forever,
Me & You!
How long shall we be friends?
Do you want a clue?
As long as stars twinkle in the sky,
Till the water runs dry & till the day I die,
We will be friends...
Chocolate Day Quotes
“Chemically speaking,
chocolate really is the world's perfect food. ” ― Michael Levine
“Wanna be always Happy?
Always carry some chocolate with you.” ― Pablo
“Secret of happiness:
eating chocolate as one makes love. Making love as one eat chocolate.” ― Guto
Graca
“There is nothing better
than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” ― Linda Grayson
“Chocolate says “I’m sorry”
so much better than words.” ― Rachel Vincent
“Anything is good if
it’s made of chocolate.” ― Jo Brand
“If there’s no chocolate
in Heaven, I’m not going.” ― Jane Seabrook
“May your life be
filled, as mine has been, with love and laughter; and remember, when things are
rough all you need is … Chocolate.” ― Geraldine Solon, Chocolicious
“Make a list of
important things to do today. At the top of your list, put ‘eat chocolate.’
Now, you’ll get at least one thing done today.” ― Gina Hayes
“Like magic, she felt
him getting nearer, felt it like a pull in the pit of her stomach. It felt like
hunger but deeper, heavier. Like the best kind of expectation. Ice cream
expectation. Chocolate expectation.” ― Sarah Addison Allen, The Sugar Queen
Happy Navratri Messages
May MATA bless you on this
special day of Navratri, and may on this festive season Dhan, Yash and
Samriddhi comes to your home... Happy Navratri!
Those empty spaces were my
silent prayers, asking Maa Durga to guide and protect YOU always in whatever
YOU do and wherever YOU are! Happy navratri and durga puja...
Memories of moments
celebrated together,
Moments that have been
attached in my heart forever,
Make me miss you even more
this Navratri.
Hope this Navratri brings in
good fortune.
Happy Durga Pooja...
Today is first NAVRATRA. May
GOD DURGA give prosperous to you and to your family. May her blessings be
always with you. JAI MAATA DI. Happy Navratra!
May This Navratri be as
bright as ever. May this Navratri bring joy, health and wealth to you. May the
festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives. Happy
Navratra Durga puja...
Fortunate is the one who has
learned to Admire, but not to envy. Good Wishes for a joyous Navratri with
plenty of Peace and Prosperity...
Let the blessings of Maa Durga usher you! On the eve of Durga Puja I wish for you a Good Health and Happy Moments. Happy NAVRATRI!
Nine NAVRATRI Prasads For
You:
1)Shanti
2)Shakti
3)Saiyam
4)Sanmaan
5 )Saralta
6)Safalta
7)Samridhi
8)Sanskaar
9)Swaasthya
HAPPY SAPTAMI..
Happy Navaratri, I wish to
Godess Durga that remove your all trobles and sorrows. Brings 9 colors hapines
in your life & all your wishes come true. God bless you!
May Maa Durga empower you
and your family with her 9 Swaroopa of Name, Fame, Health, Wealth, Happiness,
Humanity, Education, Bhakti & Shakti. HAPPY NAVRATRAS!
What is that bright light?
From where does this
fragrance coming?
This gentle breeze, cool
air, hearty music...
Oh! its Navaratri Happy
Navaratri...
May the festival of lights
be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Navratri is
here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love...
Memories of moments
celebrated together.
Moments that have been
attached in my heart forever
Make me Miss You even more
this Navratri.
Hope this Navratri brings in
Good Fortune.
May this Navratri be as
bright as ever.
May this Navratri bring joy,
health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights
brighten up you and your near and dear ones
lives...
Fortunate is the one who has
learned to Admire, but not to envy. Good wishes for a joyous Navratri and a
Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.
Long live the tradition of
Hindu culture and as the generations have passed by Hindu culture is getting
stronger and stronger lets keep it up. Best Wishes for Navratri!
Memories of moments
celebrated together
Moments that have been
attached in my heart forever
Make me Miss You even more
this Navratri.
Hope this Navratri brings in
Good Fortune
And Long lasting happiness
for you!
Happy Navratri!
Today is first NAVRATRA. May
GOD DURGA give prosperous to you and to your family. May her blessings be
always with you. JAI MATA DI!
I would like to wish you...
Happy Navratri in Advanced!
May This Navratri be as
bright as ever.
May this Navratri bring joy,
health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights
brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives. May this Navratri bring in u
the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Navratri bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity. May lights
triumph over darkness.
Banquet and have absolutely
enjoyment. The particular dandiya raas has began Maa can be advantage us all as
a result of an extremely satisfied Navratri and Durga Puja for you!
May perhaps Maa Durga bless
your family with The woman being unfaithful swaroops connected with Identify,
Recognition, Health, Prosperity, Contentment, The human race, Education,
Faithfulness and Empowerment!
Let’s revere Amba Maata….
While the lady earnings to your ex earthly abode… Presenting us all bring about
intended for get together, at your home and abroad…. Thus lighting your
brightest diyas……. Play your best sangeets Decorate yourselves inside finery ….
Prepare those appealing feasts……. Revel in your merrymaking……… Have a very
Glorious Navratri!
May perhaps your being
unfaithful days connected with Navratri take sophistication, joy and enjoyment,
Let’s praise Goddess Durga plus the wishes be exercised. Time and energy to
accomplish Dandiya and play inside arenas, And also point any mock-fight with
Mahishasura which in turn Durga won. Desire you a very happy and Giving
Navratri!
With God durga showering her
grace and blessings to fill our home and hearts with it. May this navaratri be
extra special to share this moment with the world. Wish you Happy Navaratri...
God durga is embodiment of
shakti who has overcome the evils of the world. May this Navaratri every one
uses here blessings and power to overcome their problems in life wish you all a
Hapy Navaratri...
May Goddess Durga give you
strength to practice abstinence through practice! Happy Navratras!
Fasting is a mean to: Clear
your palate, cleanse your soul and detoxify the body...
Nava Durga has come to our
presence to grace us with her supremacy, let us worship her with happiness and
spirit cherish her blessings and celebrate with our loved ones wish you all a
Happy Navratri!
This Navratri, may you be
blessed with good fortune, may this festival be the harbinger of joy and
prosperity, as the holy occasion of Navratri is here ad the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here’s hoping this festival will be
great for you. Wish you Happy Navaratri...
Celebrate each day of
navratri with ever growing zeal and indulge yourself in pious activities and
Gods shall favor you in the coming year.
Dance on the Garba floor and
celebrate this enchanting festival with your friends and families.
During this Navratri may her
sights be always with you and may her hands be on you throughout the year.
Happy Navratri!
Colourful ceremony seemed.
Colorless for me and sweet music of festival. Became dull and solemn in your
absence. Missing you on
Navratri...
Our thoughts hold the power
to build bend or break our circumstances. May Navratri gladden your hearts and
fill every desire...
On this auspicious occasion
of durga pooja, I wish you are blessed with prosperity and success by Maa
Durga. Wish you to all of you HAPPY Navratri!
May Mata bless you on this
special day of Navratri and may on this festive season Dhan, Yash and Samriddhi
comes to your home... Happy Navratri!
My wishes, may Mata bless
you and your family, and fill your home with happiness and prosperity... Happy
Navratri!
As the candlelight flame
your life may always be happy, As the mountain high you move without shy, As
sunshine creates morning glory fragrance fills years as flory, All darkness is
far away as light is on its way... Wishing you all a very Happy Navratri!
May Devi durga give you all
the gifts of life, gifts of joy, gifts of happiness, gifts of friendship, gifts
of love and all other gifts you want to have in your life. Happy Navratri!
This Navratri, may you be
blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity as
big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as
small as his mouse. Happy Navratri!
Let's revere Amba Maata...
As she returns to her earthly abode... Giving us cause for celebration, at home
and abroad... So light the brightest diyas... Sing the sweetest sangeets adorn
yourselves in finery... Prepare those sumptuous feasts... Revel in the
merrymaking... Have a glorious Navratri...
Dandiya Raas filled with a
lot of fun; The festivities of Navratri have begun. May you be blessed with
peace and love; By Goddess Maa Durga from Heaven above. Happy Navratri!
Time to revere and pray to
Goddess Ambe Mata;
As Durga Maa returns to her
earthly abode.
Let's light the Diyas and
decorate our houses;
Time for celebrations -
you're home or abroad.
Sing the holy hymns, prepare
the sumptuous feast;
May you be blessed at all
times with inner peace.
Have a glorious Navratri!
May the nine nights of
Navratri bring grace, joy and fun;
Let's worship Goddess Durga
and the prayers be done.
Time to perform Dandiya and
play around in circles;
And stage a mock-fight with
Mahishasura which Durga won.
Wish you a very Happy and
Blessed Naaratri!
Goddess Durga is an
embodiment of Shakti who overcame the evils of the world. May this Navratri,
everyone uses Her blessings and power to overcome their problems in life. Wish
you a very happy Navratri!
The memories of moments
celebrated together make me miss you forever. Happy Navratri!
May the brightness of
Navratri fill your days with cheer; and may all your dreams come true During
Navratri and all through the year. Happy Navratri!
Navratri signify 9 nights of
devotion.
Spirituality
Celebrations
Music
Dance
Garba
Stuti
Hope
Blessings
Love
May Maa Durga always shower
you with divine blessings!
Happy Navratri!
Gujarati Funda: If you still
remain single after Navratras... then you were genuinely playing Garba! Happy
Navratri!
I told my mother that I want
'Blackberry' or 'Apple'. My mom said,
"Ghar Mein Singhade
Pade Hain, Pahle Woh Khatam Kar"!
Happy Navratras!
May Maa Durga bless you and
your family with Her nine swaroops of Name, Fame, Health, Wealth, Happiness,
Humanity, Education, Devotion and Empowerment! Happy Navratras!
You share your blessings to
other, You inspire, you encourage, for that, I wish that Maa Durga showers her
blessings on you. Have a prosperous Navratri!
Nine Goddess Durga bless you
and your family with Her nine NAVRATRI prasads:
1. Shanti
2. Shakti
3. Saiyam
4. Sanmaan
5. Saralta
6. Safalta
7. Samridhi
8. Sanskaar
9. Swaasthya
HAPPY NAVRATRI...
Fasting is a mean to:
Clear your palate;
Cleanse your soul;
And detoxify the body.
May Goddess Durga give you
strength to practice abstinence through practice!
Happy Navratras!
A fast is not a hunger
strike. Fasting submits to God's commands. A hunger strike makes God submit to
our demands. Edwin Louis Cole May you submit to the will of Goddess Durga and
Her wish may become your command. Happy fasting during the Navratras!
May Maa Durga empower you
with her nine blessings of name, fame, health, wealth, happiness, peace,
humanity, knowledge and spirituality!
May the festival of Navratri
brings joy and prosperity into your life. Happy Navratras!
I know that Goddess Durga is
happy with me for she has made my life so rich with a friend like you! Happy
Navratri!
May This Navratri be as
bright as ever. May this Navratri bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May this Navratri bring
happiness in your life hatred be far apart from your life. Enjoy the festival
with love on your heart...
I wish you Happy Happy
Navratri and I pray to Goddess for your prosperous life. May you find all the
delights of life, May your all dreams come true.
May the festival of Navratri
bring joy and prosperity in your life. Happy Navratri...
May the goddess Durga to
give you all gifts of life, gifts of joy, gifts of happiness,gifts of
friendship, gifts of love and all other gifts you want to have in your life.
Happy Navratri!
With a plenty of peace and
prosperity. May your life be filled with the happiness on this pious festival
of Navratri. Happy Navratri!
My wishes, may Mata bless
you and your family and fill your home with the joy and prosperity...
Today is first NAVRATRA. May
GOD DURGA give prosperous to you and to your family.May her blessings be always
with you. JAI MATA DI!
May Maa Durga empower you
with her nine blessings of name, fame, health, wealth, happiness, peace,
humanity, knowledge and spirituality!
May Mata bless you on this
special day of Navratri and may on this festive season Dhan, Yash and Samriddhi
comes to your home. Happy Navratri!
Goddess Durga exists
eternally, always abiding in her own sweet nature and inhabits the hearts and
minds of her perfect devotees. Happy Navratri
Ma Durga is a Mother of the
Universe, she represents the infinite power of the universe and is a symbol of a
female dynamism. Happy Navratri!
Maa Durga means she who is
incomprehensible to reach. Happy Navratri!
Fast to them is a denial of
the physical needs of the body, it means to attain spiritual gains besides
blessings of the Mother Goddess. Happy Navratri
While observing fast during
durga puja is to propitiate Durga Ma and seek her divine blessings. Happy
Navratri!
Lakshmi donate the internal
or divine wealth of virtues or divine qualities. Happy Navratri!
Ma Durga removes all
obstacles and defects. Happy Navratri!
May Nav Durga bless you
always.Wish you and your family a very Happy Navratri!
Troubles as light as
Air,love as deep as Ocean,Friends as Solid as Diamonds,and Success as bright as
Gold…These are the wishes for you and your family on the day of Happy Navratri!
This Vijaya Dashmi may
Godess Durga bless usand the entire humanity with her choicest
blessings.Wishing you and your family a Happy Navratri!
This Navratri, may you be
blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity as
big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as
small as his mouse. Happy Navratri!
Long live the tradition of
Hindu culture and as the generations have passed by Hindu culture is getting
stronger and stronger let’s keep it up. Best Wishes for Navratri!
Hindu culture is getting
stronger and stronger, let’s keep it up. Long live the country’s rich
tradition. Best Wishes for Navratri!
Fortunate is the one who has
learned to admire, but not to envy. Good Wishes for a joyous Navratri and a
Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity...
May your life be filled with
happiness on this pious festival of Navratri, Happy Navratri!
Let’s Celebrate the victory
of humanity, justice and truth... Wish you a very Happy Navratri!
Those empty spaces were my
silent prayers,asking Maa Durga to guide & protect you always,in whatever
YOU do & wherever YOU are!
May Maa Durga empower you
and your family with her Nine Swaroopa of Name, Fame, Health, Wealth,
Happiness, Humanity, Education, Bhakti and Shakti. HAPPY Navratri!
As the candlelight flame,
your life may always be happy, as the mountain high you move without shy, as
sunshine creates morning glory fragrance fills years as flory, all darkness is
far awayas light is on its way. Wishing you all a very HAPPY Navratri!
Navratri means 9 nights of
devotion. Spirituality. Celebrations. Music. Dance. Garba. Stuti. Hope the
divine blessings of Maa always be with you. Happy Navratri!
Everyday sun rise to give us
a message that darkness will always be beaten by light. Let us follow the same
natural rule and enjoy the festival of good defeats evil. Memories of moments
celebrated together moments that have been attached in my heart forever. Make
me miss you even more this Navratri. Hope this Navratri brings in good fortune and
long lasting happiness for you! Happy Navratri!
Colorful ceremony seemed…
colorless for me… and sweet music of festival… became dull and solemn… in your
absence… missing you on Navratri!
Feast and have fun the
dandiya raas has begun. Maa is blessing us through a very Happy Navratri and
Durga Puja to you! May this Navratri bring happiness in your life.
Hatred be far apart from
your life. Enjoy the festival with love on your heart. Those who has learned to
respect and not to greed will be fortunate. I know you are always respectful
and so you are among the fortunate! Excellent wishes for a Happy Navratri!
Happy Durga pooja and
Navratri this pious event of Navratri, will bring rejuvenated minds to you all
through. As you whisper the words of joy to your family. May a great unity be
born among you! Happy Durga pooja and Navratri!
May this Navratri, light up
for you. The hopes of happy times and dreams for a year full of smiles! wish
you Happy Navratri!
May your troubles burst away
like the fireworks and your happiness multiply ten times! Happy Navratri!
Fortunate is the one who has
learned to admire, but not to envy. Good wishes for a joys Navratri, with a
plenty of peace and prosperity. Happy Navratri!
I pray to goddess for your
prosperous life. May you find all the delights of life, may your all dreams
come true. Happy Navratri!
As she returns to her
earthly abode… Giving us cause for celebration, at home and abroad… So light
the brightest diyas… Sing the sweetest sangeets adorn yourselves in finery…
Prepare those sumptuous feasts… Revel in the merrymaking… Have a Glorious
Navratri!
An auspicious day to start
with any good work. It was today that good won victory over bad. May this day
clear all hurdles of your life and start a new era of well-being. Happy
Navratri!
This Navratri, may you be
blessed with good fortune, May this festival be the harbinger of joy and
prosperity, As the holy occasion of Navratri is here, and the atmosphere is filled
with the spirit of mirth & love, here’s hoping this festival will be great
for you. Wish you Happy Navaratri...
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