Funny Messages (hindi)

<table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="MsoTableMediumGrid1Accent3" style="border-collapse: collapse; border: none; mso-border-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-yfti-tbllook: 1184;"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="background: #E6EED5; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya? Ladka : ji bhabhiji.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Bunty: Station jaane k kitne logay?<br /> Rikshawala: 50<br /> Bunty: 20 lelo<br /> Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?<br /> Bunty: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Pandit k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai? Pandit: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Pandit Dukhi Tha<br /> Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?<br /> Pandit: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend Jo Apni girlfriend Se Yeh Sunta Hoga…. Jaanu Tum Phone Cut Karo Na, Main tumko call back karti hun..<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Apple is the new Onion of the generation Onion Katne pe Bhi Rona Aata Hai, Apple Ka Phone Girne Pe Bhi Rona Aata Hai!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Aaj Kal Ke Ladke History Banaye Ya Na Banaye Par… History Delete Karna Nahi Bhulte!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">There is a reason why Arnab’s show is called News Hour. In Hindi, it translates to – “Ghanta Samachar”!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">You know you’re jobless when you call your 5 friends, out of which 3 don’t pick up your call and 2 say,<br /> “Bhai Abhi Busy Hun Shaam Ko Call Karta Hun”!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">And while in Punjab:<br /> Relatives: Aapka Beta Kya Karta Hai?<br /> Father: Engineer Hai Ji.<br /> Relatives: Hum Kaise Maan Lein?<br /> Father: Monty, Uncle Nu Nach Ke Vikha… Chal!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="MsoTableMediumGrid1Accent3" style="border-collapse: collapse; border: none; mso-border-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-yfti-tbllook: 1184;"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="background: #E6EED5; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Twinkle Twinkle little star, teri girl friend gaye bazar, us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar, ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ladkiyon ne zindagi bhar gum diye, Jitne bhi number diye sab band diye.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Aaj ke yug me sirf wahi log sharif hai, Jinke mobile me password nahi hai !!!<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Naa jane kaun sa virus hai teri yaado me, Tujhko sochta hu to hang sa ho jata hu…<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,<br /> Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi…..<br /><br /> Phoolo ka raja,<br /> Baharo ka shahzada..<br /> Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada<br /><br /> Dil todh kar chala gaya..<br /> KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho<br /> Kuch sunao yaar<br /><br /> Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari<br /> Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain, Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Mohabbat mein jab mujhey Dhoka mila, Toh zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi, Socha tha ki AAG laga dunga es duniya ko Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi <o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 303.1pt;" valign="top" width="505"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <i><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Charo aur padayi ka saya hain, Saare paper mein zero aaya h, Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh dhoye exam dene,<br /> Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 12pt 0cm 0.0001pt;"> <br /></div> </td> </tr> </tbody></table>

Funny Messages (hindi)

Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya? La...

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