Funny Messages (hindi)

Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya? Ladka : ji bhabhiji.

Bunty: Station jaane k kitne logay? Rikshawala: 50 Bunty: 20 lelo Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega? Bunty: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega.

Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Pandit k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai? Pandit: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA.

Pandit Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Pandit: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend Jo Apni girlfriend Se Yeh Sunta Hoga…. Jaanu Tum Phone Cut Karo Na, Main tumko call back karti hun..

Apple is the new Onion of the generation Onion Katne pe Bhi Rona Aata Hai, Apple Ka Phone Girne Pe Bhi Rona Aata Hai!

Aaj Kal Ke Ladke History Banaye Ya Na Banaye Par… History Delete Karna Nahi Bhulte!

There is a reason why Arnab’s show is called News Hour. In Hindi, it translates to – “Ghanta Samachar”!

You know you’re jobless when you call your 5 friends, out of which 3 don’t pick up your call and 2 say, “Bhai Abhi Busy Hun Shaam Ko Call Karta Hun”!

And while in Punjab: Relatives: Aapka Beta Kya Karta Hai? Father: Engineer Hai Ji. Relatives: Hum Kaise Maan Lein? Father: Monty, Uncle Nu Nach Ke Vikha… Chal!

Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Twinkle Twinkle little star, teri girl friend gaye bazar, us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar, ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar.

Ladkiyon ne zindagi bhar gum diye, Jitne bhi number diye sab band diye.

Aaj ke yug me sirf wahi log sharif hai, Jinke mobile me password nahi hai !!!

Naa jane kaun sa virus hai teri yaado me, Tujhko sochta hu to hang sa ho jata hu…

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi….. Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada.. Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada Dil todh kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA

Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”

Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain, Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h.

Mohabbat mein jab mujhey Dhoka mila, Toh zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi, Socha tha ki AAG laga dunga es duniya ko Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi

Charo aur padayi ka saya hain, Saare paper mein zero aaya h, Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh dhoye exam dene, Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai.