Showing posts with label naughty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label naughty. Show all posts

06 January 2016

Naughty Messages

Cleavage is like sun, You can look, but u cant stare, Unless you are wearing sunglasses. William: Why sperm donation is more expansive than blood donation? John: Hand made things are always costly. A women has 5 rooms: Face is a showroom, Breast is play room, Stomach is store room, Vagina is guest room, Ass is emergency room. Girl: hey Dad, whats better? pass or fail? Dad: To pass. Girl: OH okay, ...

02 December 2015

Naughty Messages

Girl:Its too tight, Boy:Dont worry,I’ll do it slowly, Girl:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I cant, Girl:Its painful, Boy:Forget it and buy new WEDDING RING! Boy: what is that you keep in your mouth which is 6" long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out? Girl: do you ask such question to me i cant tell such words, Boy:don’t worry it is tooth brush. A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that "i will do anything to pass in the exams" and professor says :  "NOW...