06 January 2016

Birthday Wishes for Colleagues

    Happy birthday to the colleague who makes to-do lists shorter and office parties longer.

    The best part about having a colleague who is more of a friend, is that I can be myself and never have to pretend. Happy birthday.

    None of the shops had a greeting card for a colleague and best friend, both in one. So I made my own. Happy birthday.

    Many people have the ability to create a professional atmosphere in the office but very few colleagues have the ability to make an office feel like home while staying professional at the same time. Happy birthday to one such fantastic co-worker.

    I know that nothing can come in the way of me and a promotion, because I have a colleague who is the ultimate source of motivation. Happy birthday.

    Thanks for being not just a great colleague, but a better friend. xoxo

     Creating a great career is less about degrees and achievements, and more about creating great working relationships with the people around you. This, is what I have learnt in working with helpful colleagues like you. Happy birthday.

     Happy people like you make me happy to come to work every day. Happy birthday Mr Happy.

     If we didn’t have a colleague like you on the team, completing projects would have been a wishful dream. Happy birthday.

    Happy birthday to the colleague who removes the blues out of Monday morning and adds vibrant hues to Friday night drinks. Have a good one.

       Never do I have a dull day in the office, having a chirpy colleague like you around is a bliss. With a smile brighter than the clear blue skies, colleagues like you in short supply. Happy birthday.

     I may not be the smartest but I make up for it by being around smart colleagues like you. Happy birthday.

     Some colleagues make you look wrong even when you are right. But a SuperColleauge like you makes me look right all the time – even when I am wrong. Happy birthday.

     Thanks for being a colleague who pushes me when I go slow and slows me down whenever I go too fast. Happy birthday.

     I am glad I have a helpful colleague who has the brains of Scientist and the heart of a Mother. Happy birthday.

      When new recruits are given orientation on their first day, they must be told that they have to aim to become model employees and terrific colleagues like you. Happy birthday.

     The office is less like a workplace, all because of your chirpy face. The team functions like a well-oiled machine, thanks to one of the most helpful colleagues I’ve seen. Happy birthday to the co-worker who is the department’s heartbeat, your presence is what makes work-life so sweet.

       Without colleagues like you, workplaces would be devoid of the two most important things – smiles and laughs. Happy birthday.

      I am successful at what I do, not because I am smart or intelligent but because I have smart and intelligent colleagues like you. Happy birthday.

     Some colleagues make decisions, some colleagues find faults, some colleagues gossip and some colleagues tell others what to do. You are different because all you do is focusing on getting the job done. Happy birthday.

     Thanks up for brightening up every day at work by being funny and smart. I always knew that there was something different about you from the very start. Happy birthday.

     Everyone in the office stands by each other when things are going according to plan. But very few colleagues like you stand shoulder to shoulder even when things go wrong. Happy birthday braveheart.

     Motivate and Inspire are words that come in mind when I think about you, because that is what you do. Happy birthday.

      Everyone likes you, not just because you are an expert in your domain, but because you happily share your expertise with everyone. Happy birthday.

      Thanks for being a colleague who has given me support and encouragement instead of jealousy and manipulation. Happy birthday.

     The secret to a happy workspace is having awesome colleagues like you. Happy birthday.

     My wife thinks that there is something fishy when she sees me eager to go to work on a Monday morning. But she does not know that I have a great buddy for a colleague. Happy birthday.

       If your cubicle wasn’t next to mine, I don’t think coming to work would have been an experience so fine. Happy birthday buddy.

     Great colleagues are those who make work seem like play. Happy birthday to one such awesome person.

     I don’t like overtime just because I get paid more. I love overtime because I get to spend more time with awesome colleagues like you. Happy birthday.

     Promotions are good, bonuses are better but working with a colleague like you is the best perk of this job. Happy birthday.

     In the corporate world where competition is cut-throat, helpful and supportive colleagues like you are more important than college degrees. Happy birthday to my man Friday.

     Supporter, critic, motivator, teacher, friend and mentor – Happy birthday to a colleague who is literally all-in-one.

     People list awards, projects, training programs and achievements in their job experience but often forget that all of it would have been impossible without the help of selfless colleagues like you. Happy birthday.

     Hard work, dedication, punctuality and perseverance are the core elements of individual success, while efficient and helpful colleagues like you are the core element of success for any team.

     Less like a colleague, more like a friend. Never annoying, always helpful in every way. Less of a co-worker, more of a mate. You are the reason why I love, coming to work every day. Happy birthday.

      Good manpower is the key difference between good companies and bad companies. With employees like you, no wonder ours is a great company. Happy birthday.

      It is good to have colleagues who are top performers but it is best to have colleagues like you – who help everyone around them shine out and become top performers themselves. Happy birthday.

     When I retire, I will not have as many memories of the work as much the memories of the lunch breaks I took with you. Happy birthday.

       No matter how many contracts we have won, no matter how many projects we have done, if you weren’t in my team my job would never have been fun. Happy birthday.

02 January 2016

Funny Retirement Wishes

    Retirement is the beginning of the time when you can sit back and give advice to others, even though you never followed it in your own life. Congratulations.

    Old age, fragile bones, doctor visits, medical checkups and a weak bladder – are you still looking forward to retirement? Congratulations.

    The funny thing about retirement is that it makes you realize the importance of medical insurance.

    Do you think that life after retirement is an adventure? Well, it is if you count trekking out of bed, climbing atop sofas and diving into takeaways. Have fun.

    After retirement the body grows older, the heart grows fonder and the mind becomes younger. All the best at trying to handle an old body with a young mind and fond heart.

    Retirement is the only thing that will make you realize how you wasted all these years trying to be mature when you can get back to being a child at the end of it all. Have fun.

     Remember all those things that you wanted to do in your life, but didn’t because you never had the time? Don’t plan on doing them after your retirement either – you will either be too old or too poor to afford them now. Wish you a happy retirement.

     Congratulations on your retirement but don’t get too eager to relax yet. Get ready to tire yourself out with grandkids, gardening and many other chores.

       Retirement is just a nice way for the company to tell you that they have found more energetic, talented, youthful and skilled staff than you. Happy retirement.

     Thankfully, retirement is mandatory and not an option. Otherwise I would be stuck with an annoying colleague like you. xoxo

     No matter how many college degrees, skill development courses and professional accreditations you have received, there is one more qualification you will still receive after your retirement – Master of Doing Nothing. Congratulations.

     For someone as lazy as you, retirement will make no difference in your life except the fact that you can now do nothing, officially. Congratulations.

     Some people say that retirement signifies the end of all of life’s tension, but that’s true only if you have a grand pension.

     Most people spend their whole lives planning their retirement but when they actually retire, they don’t know what to do. Don’t let this happen to you.

     Congratulations for your retirement. Now you will be forced to work on a never-ending project that will take up all your time and it’s called – Doing Nothing.

     Retirement is like a lifelong vacation, except that you are no longer fit to do most of the fun stuff. Congratulations.

     All your life you sacrificed your health so you could earn more money to retire happily. Now you’ll realize that you’ll be spending all the money to keep up your health. Congratulations.

      Reaching retirement age is like getting to the top of a cliff. You will be at the zenith of your career, well knowing that the next step is a downward plunge toward old age. Good luck.

       Retirement is like a never-ending weekend party except that you can’t drink, can’t hook up and can’t stay up all night even if you want to. So in short, it is boring. Congratulations.

     Until now, when you slacked at work your boss shouted at you. Now when you slack at household chores, your wife will shout at you. Happy retirement.

      Doing the things you always wanted to do is not the real challenge of retirement. Remembering them is the real challenge. Good luck at being a forgetful pensioner.

     Retirement is just a nice way for your company to say that you are getting too old to work. Congratulations for stepping into this league, old timer.

    Congratulations for gaining two new best friends upon your retirement. Their names are Bed and Couch. You will be hanging out with them a lot.

     Was working hard all your life worth it? You are about to realize that now. Congratulations on retiring.

     All these years you argued with your colleagues, juniors, managers and your boss at work. After retirement, you will argue with your grandkids, children and wife at home. Life remains the same.

     It doesn’t matter whether you behave like a grumpy retiree or not, because people are going to assume that anyways. Good luck dealing with that.

       Health, family, friends and relationships are some of the things that you sacrificed in your life so that you could work harder and earn more money. Now you will realize that you need these things to enjoy retirement. Such is the irony of life.

      Retirement is the turning point in your life which makes you realize that you had your priorities messed up all this while. Congratulations, better late than never.

      Consider yourself officially and truly retired on the day you don’t feel like changing your underwear. Good luck.

     Retirement marks the transition from working under one boss to a new one called WIFE. Congratulations.

     Retirement – the only real excuse you’ll ever have to spend your entire life’s savings. Have fun.

     Retirement is said to be the slow and painful lead up to the sunset years of your life. Have fun old timer.

     Retirement is a fence – on one side lies hard work and on the other lies boredom. Either ways, it’s no fun.

     Retirement is like a bubble that burst just when you think you are at the zenith of your career. Good luck buddy.

     Retirement is the company way of indirectly telling you that it has no more use of an old and lazy bum like you. Goodbye.

     Retirement is life’s way of telling you that you are too old and too weak to work any longer. Congratulations.

      Being retired is the only time in your life when you won’t mind if you don’t get a holiday. Have fun.

      Every day of your retired life will feel like a happy Friday night. But it’s useless because being old will make you feel dull like Monday morning all the time. Happy retirement.

     You always cursed your body when you were ill which made you miss an important deadline at work. Retirement is when you will finally curse yourself for using an important deadline at work as an excuse for not taking care of your body all these years.

       Congratulations on retiring. Have fun watching your life’s savings dwindle out.

Bon Voyage Messages-SMS

    Life is a journey. Don’t imprison yourself in a rut. Break free and travel. Wander as if you’re lost. It’s the only way to discover yourself. Bon voyage.

    Life isn’t meant to be lived caged within walls and mindsets. The only way to break free from the shackles of monotony is to travel. Bon voyage.

    Traveling is an expense which yields great returns in the form of priceless memories and enlightening experiences. Bon voyage.

       Open your senses, feed your soul. Be carefree and let wanderlust take control. Bon voyage.

    Traveling isn’t only about hopping to different places and new cities. It’s also about soaking in new cultures and faces. Bon voyage.

     You will never understand the true meaning of your life, until you travel and experience how others are living theirs. Bon voyage.

     Wanderlust isn’t about running away. It’s about experiencing the outside to discover what’s inside. Goodbye my friend, bon voyage.

      This beautiful world is God’s handmade collage… and for your travels I wish you bon voyage.

    Get lost, run out of money and do crazy things – these are the memories from your travels that will last a lifetime. Bon voyage.

      The secret to really enjoying a holiday lies in switching off your cell phone and staying away from Facebook, Email, Twitter and Instagram. Bon voyage.

    Traveling is less about selfies, more about memories. Bon voyage.

    I’ll miss you until you come back but I hope you’ll make up for it by getting me awesome gifts. Bon voyage.

     Don’t worry about souvenirs… fill your bags with experiences and memories when you return. Bon voyage.

     The wings of your airplane may be big, but the ones of your mind are bigger. Bon voyage.

     Travel as if your life depends on it. Because decades later, the happiness in your life will actually depend on reflecting on the memories that you make today. Bon voyage.

     Beautiful and rare sights in this world are many, but beautiful travelers like you are few. Bon voyage sweetheart.

     The memories of traveling form some of the most fascinating chapters in your life’ book. Bon voyage.

     Some people say traveling makes you wise. Some people say traveling makes you humble. I say, don’t think and just travel. Bon voyage.

     Sometimes, wandering and traveling aimlessly helps you introspect and zero in on your life’s real aims. Bon voyage.

     May your travels cure the biggest worries of your life, I wish a happy journey to you and your wife. Bon voyage.

       No matter how important a business trip, it always begins with a hug from someone who cares about you. Bon voyage, xoxo.

     Life is only half lived if you have never got in a car and driven off on the open road. Bon voyage and have an awesome road trip.

      Life is not about the number of destinations you have seen, but the number of journeys you have experienced. Bon voyage.

     Discover, find, seek, search, rummage, explore, visit, unearth – if you like the sound of these words, I bet you will enjoy your holiday. Bon voyage.

     Like your own life, may this journey be full of surprises and fun. Bon voyage.

     As you pack your bags and leave for your holiday, I hope that you never get lost along the way. Bon voyage.

      May you discover beautiful things, as you fly across the world on a plane with wings. May you have experiences that change your thinking, as you trot across to far of lands while traveling. Bon voyage.

     I wish I was your GoPro – then I would travel the world with you. Bon voyage.

     Losing yourself in new surroundings is the best way to find yourself. Bon voyage.

       Capture every landscape in you new iPhone’s panoramic view, for unfortunate ones like us whose holidays are long due. Bon voyage.

      I know that your business trip is just an excuse, actually you just want to go there to enjoy the cruise. Bon voyage.

     Traveling is to the mind, what love is to the heart and education is to life… truly enriching. Bon voyage.

     Traveling isn’t about looking and watching, it’s about feeling and experiencing. Bon voyage.

     The money you spend on your travels is actually an investment that will help you grow from within. Bon voyage.

     Go where no one has ever gone, do what others have never done, live like others have never lived. Bon voyage.

     You are lucky to be able to travel so much for business, I am a little jealous of you, I confess. I wish you not just success, but also tons of happiness. Bon voyage.

     Life’s meaning doesn’t lie simply in promotions and pay checks. It also lies in crossing boundaries, experiencing new cultures and understanding the world in a better way. Bon voyage.

      When you travel with loved ones, it doesn’t matter where you are going – because every place will envelope you with love and happiness. Bon voyage and enjoy your family vacation.

     We will desperately wait for your photographs, but more so for the souvenirs you get us. Bon voyage.

       The only way to make your travels fantastic, is to nurture an undying penchant for the exotic. Bon voyage.