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06 January 2016

Congratulations Messages-SMS for Passing Exams and Tests

    Even Wolverine couldn’t have cleared these exams. You may not have blades of steel but your pen is mightier than any blade on this planet. Congratulations.

    Centuries ago, battles were fought with swords and shields. Today, battles are fought with knowledge and degrees. Congratulations for empowering yourself.

    Exams or not, we always knew that you were a champion in the making. Well done.

    The speed at which you are passing your tests shows that you’ll reach the finish line called SUCCESS before everyone else. Congratulations.

    Everyone has intellect and presence of mind. But only few students like you are able to use it at the right time. Congratulations for passing your exams.

       My Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest and Instagram are dedicated to celebrating the success of a bright student like you. I am going to treat you with Likes, Retweets, Pins and Shares. Congratulations.

     Age-old wisdom says that hard work always pays off in life, and you have proven that it holds true even today. Congratulations.

     If annoying teachers and arrogant bullies can’t stop you from getting good grades, nothing ever will. You are one tough nut. Congratulations for shining out.

    Education is as useless without experience, as experience is without education. By getting a degree, you have the best of both worlds. Congratulations on graduating.

    Doing well in exams are the only shortcut to success. Well done.

     By passing these exams you have proved that the phrases Beauty Without Brains and Dumb Blonde are a complete myth. Congratulations to the prettiest student ever.

     The best students are not those who are the most intelligent. They are the ones who take advantage of their talents and work hard to surge ahead of all their classmates – just like you. Congratulations.

     It doesn’t matter whether you want to become a lawyer, doctor, astronaut, engineer, dancer or CEO. What matters is that by passing these exams, you have proved that you have the ability and talent to become anyone you want to be. Congratulations.

     Exams may not be the ultimate test of life but they are definitely the ultimate test of character. By passing, it has been proven that you have a strong character – full of determination, focus and commitment. Congratulations.

     This exam may not be the biggest test of your life. But with good grades, you have proved that you are ready to take on life’s bigger challenges. Congratulations.

     Exams and tests will come and go but your determination and self-confidence will stay with you forever. Congratulations.

      Passing the SATs require a lot of perseverance. I hope your perseverance transforms into success in all your exams repeatedly, not just once. Congratulations.

      For a change, your girlfriend, mom, dad, brother, sister, teacher and friends have the same feelings for you today – they are all very Proud of You for passing your exams. Congratulations.

     The fact that you scored well in your exams does not come as a surprise to me. I always knew that you were destined to be successful – and these exams are just the beginning. Congratulations.

       You aced your tests, which is a sign that you will ace many other things in life. Congratulations.

     Even your grades agree that you’re going to go places in life. Congratulations.

     We didn’t need a scorecard to tell us that you were a winner. We always knew. Congratulations.

     You are not just a source of inspiration for your friends, but also a source of pride for your family. Congratulations for acing your papers.

     Just like how a diamond is worthless until it is polished, intelligence is worthless if it is not put to good use. You, have used your intelligence to shine like a diamond. Congratulations for passing your exams.

     Poor students always find problems and look for excuses. Good students like you always find solutions and move ahead. Congratulations.

     Exams and grades are temporary, but education is permanent. Congratulations.

      Now that you’ve got good grades, everyone around you will have to live up to your benchmark. Congratulations, thanks for making our lives miserable.

      There will be a vibrant rainbow in the sky today, because you’ve passed an important test with flying colors. Congratulations.

     Kudos to you for passing this important exam. I hope your result motivates you to pass every challenge that life throws at you.

       Getting good grades will get you into a good college. Getting into a good college will help you get a good job. Getting a good job will help you have a good career. As you can see, good grades are the stepping stone to a good life. Congratulations.

     Make the motto of your life, to never settle for anything but the best. That’s the only way you’ll excel and leave behind the rest. Congratulations.

     It’s no surprise that you’ve aced your exams. Tell us something more exciting. Congratulations son.

     We never need to read inspirational quotes and motivational stories, because we have an ambitious friend like you around. Congratulations.

     I sent you good luck before your exams. I prayed for your success in these exams. Obviously, the credit for your awesome results goes to me.

     There are two Types of students. One, who cry and complain about how difficult, tough and demanding their coursework is. Second, who take pride in being able to study and clear a difficult, tough and demanding coursework. You are definitely the Second Type. Congratulations.

     Exams are not just a test of brilliance, but the perseverance to be brilliant constantly. Congratulations.

      Like Alexander the Great, you have conquered the most arduous terrains of life by passing your tests. Congratulations.

      I hate to be the bearer of bad news but the worst part of passing every tests with good grades is that your intelligence will be taken for granted. Anyway, congratulations.

     Conquering your exams is just the beginning. May you conquer many more summits in your life. Congratulations.

       The only way to guarantee success in your life is to give everything your best shot, just like how you did to your tests. Congratulations.

02 January 2016

Funny Retirement Wishes

    Retirement is the beginning of the time when you can sit back and give advice to others, even though you never followed it in your own life. Congratulations.

    Old age, fragile bones, doctor visits, medical checkups and a weak bladder – are you still looking forward to retirement? Congratulations.

    The funny thing about retirement is that it makes you realize the importance of medical insurance.

    Do you think that life after retirement is an adventure? Well, it is if you count trekking out of bed, climbing atop sofas and diving into takeaways. Have fun.

    After retirement the body grows older, the heart grows fonder and the mind becomes younger. All the best at trying to handle an old body with a young mind and fond heart.

    Retirement is the only thing that will make you realize how you wasted all these years trying to be mature when you can get back to being a child at the end of it all. Have fun.

     Remember all those things that you wanted to do in your life, but didn’t because you never had the time? Don’t plan on doing them after your retirement either – you will either be too old or too poor to afford them now. Wish you a happy retirement.

     Congratulations on your retirement but don’t get too eager to relax yet. Get ready to tire yourself out with grandkids, gardening and many other chores.

       Retirement is just a nice way for the company to tell you that they have found more energetic, talented, youthful and skilled staff than you. Happy retirement.

     Thankfully, retirement is mandatory and not an option. Otherwise I would be stuck with an annoying colleague like you. xoxo

     No matter how many college degrees, skill development courses and professional accreditations you have received, there is one more qualification you will still receive after your retirement – Master of Doing Nothing. Congratulations.

     For someone as lazy as you, retirement will make no difference in your life except the fact that you can now do nothing, officially. Congratulations.

     Some people say that retirement signifies the end of all of life’s tension, but that’s true only if you have a grand pension.

     Most people spend their whole lives planning their retirement but when they actually retire, they don’t know what to do. Don’t let this happen to you.

     Congratulations for your retirement. Now you will be forced to work on a never-ending project that will take up all your time and it’s called – Doing Nothing.

     Retirement is like a lifelong vacation, except that you are no longer fit to do most of the fun stuff. Congratulations.

     All your life you sacrificed your health so you could earn more money to retire happily. Now you’ll realize that you’ll be spending all the money to keep up your health. Congratulations.

      Reaching retirement age is like getting to the top of a cliff. You will be at the zenith of your career, well knowing that the next step is a downward plunge toward old age. Good luck.

       Retirement is like a never-ending weekend party except that you can’t drink, can’t hook up and can’t stay up all night even if you want to. So in short, it is boring. Congratulations.

     Until now, when you slacked at work your boss shouted at you. Now when you slack at household chores, your wife will shout at you. Happy retirement.

      Doing the things you always wanted to do is not the real challenge of retirement. Remembering them is the real challenge. Good luck at being a forgetful pensioner.

     Retirement is just a nice way for your company to say that you are getting too old to work. Congratulations for stepping into this league, old timer.

    Congratulations for gaining two new best friends upon your retirement. Their names are Bed and Couch. You will be hanging out with them a lot.

     Was working hard all your life worth it? You are about to realize that now. Congratulations on retiring.

     All these years you argued with your colleagues, juniors, managers and your boss at work. After retirement, you will argue with your grandkids, children and wife at home. Life remains the same.

     It doesn’t matter whether you behave like a grumpy retiree or not, because people are going to assume that anyways. Good luck dealing with that.

       Health, family, friends and relationships are some of the things that you sacrificed in your life so that you could work harder and earn more money. Now you will realize that you need these things to enjoy retirement. Such is the irony of life.

      Retirement is the turning point in your life which makes you realize that you had your priorities messed up all this while. Congratulations, better late than never.

      Consider yourself officially and truly retired on the day you don’t feel like changing your underwear. Good luck.

     Retirement marks the transition from working under one boss to a new one called WIFE. Congratulations.

     Retirement – the only real excuse you’ll ever have to spend your entire life’s savings. Have fun.

     Retirement is said to be the slow and painful lead up to the sunset years of your life. Have fun old timer.

     Retirement is a fence – on one side lies hard work and on the other lies boredom. Either ways, it’s no fun.

     Retirement is like a bubble that burst just when you think you are at the zenith of your career. Good luck buddy.

     Retirement is the company way of indirectly telling you that it has no more use of an old and lazy bum like you. Goodbye.

     Retirement is life’s way of telling you that you are too old and too weak to work any longer. Congratulations.

      Being retired is the only time in your life when you won’t mind if you don’t get a holiday. Have fun.

      Every day of your retired life will feel like a happy Friday night. But it’s useless because being old will make you feel dull like Monday morning all the time. Happy retirement.

     You always cursed your body when you were ill which made you miss an important deadline at work. Retirement is when you will finally curse yourself for using an important deadline at work as an excuse for not taking care of your body all these years.

       Congratulations on retiring. Have fun watching your life’s savings dwindle out.