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Congratulations Messages-SMS for Passing Exams and Tests

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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">    Even Wolverine couldn’t have cleared these
  exams. You may not have blades of steel but your pen is mightier than any
  blade on this planet. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">    Centuries ago, battles were fought with
  swords and shields. Today, battles are fought with knowledge and degrees.
  Congratulations for empowering yourself.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">    Exams or not, we always knew that you were a
  champion in the making. Well done.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">    The
  speed at which you are passing your tests shows that you’ll reach the finish
  line called SUCCESS before everyone else. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">    Everyone has intellect and presence of mind.
  But only few students like you are able to use it at the right time.
  Congratulations for passing your exams.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">       My Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest and
  Instagram are dedicated to celebrating the success of a bright student like
  you. I am going to treat you with Likes, Retweets, Pins and Shares.
  Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Age-old wisdom says that hard work always
  pays off in life, and you have proven that it holds true even today.
  Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     If
  annoying teachers and arrogant bullies can’t stop you from getting good
  grades, nothing ever will. You are one tough nut. Congratulations for shining
  out.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">    Education is as useless without experience,
  as experience is without education. By getting a degree, you have the best of
  both worlds. Congratulations on graduating.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">    Doing well in exams are the only shortcut to
  success. Well done.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     By
  passing these exams you have proved that the phrases Beauty Without Brains
  and Dumb Blonde are a complete myth. Congratulations to the prettiest student
  ever.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     The best students are not those who are the
  most intelligent. They are the ones who take advantage of their talents and
  work hard to surge ahead of all their classmates – just like you.
  Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     It
  doesn’t matter whether you want to become a lawyer, doctor, astronaut,
  engineer, dancer or CEO. What matters is that by passing these exams, you
  have proved that you have the ability and talent to become anyone you want to
  be. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Exams may not be the ultimate test of life
  but they are definitely the ultimate test of character. By passing, it has
  been proven that you have a strong character – full of determination, focus
  and commitment. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     This exam may not be the biggest test of
  your life. But with good grades, you have proved that you are ready to take
  on life’s bigger challenges. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Exams and tests will come and go but your
  determination and self-confidence will stay with you forever. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">      Passing the SATs require a lot of
  perseverance. I hope your perseverance transforms into success in all your
  exams repeatedly, not just once. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">      For a change, your girlfriend, mom, dad,
  brother, sister, teacher and friends have the same feelings for you today –
  they are all very Proud of You for passing your exams. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     The fact that you scored well in your exams
  does not come as a surprise to me. I always knew that you were destined to be
  successful – and these exams are just the beginning. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">       You aced your tests, which is a sign that
  you will ace many other things in life. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Even your grades agree that you’re going to
  go places in life. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     We
  didn’t need a scorecard to tell us that you were a winner. We always knew.
  Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     You are not just a source of inspiration for
  your friends, but also a source of pride for your family. Congratulations for
  acing your papers.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Just like how a diamond is worthless until
  it is polished, intelligence is worthless if it is not put to good use. You,
  have used your intelligence to shine like a diamond. Congratulations for
  passing your exams.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Poor students always find problems and look
  for excuses. Good students like you always find solutions and move ahead.
  Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Exams and grades are temporary, but
  education is permanent. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">      Now that you’ve got good grades, everyone
  around you will have to live up to your benchmark. Congratulations, thanks
  for making our lives miserable.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">      There will be a vibrant rainbow in the sky
  today, because you’ve passed an important test with flying colors.
  Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Kudos to you for passing this important
  exam. I hope your result motivates you to pass every challenge that life
  throws at you.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">       Getting good grades will get you into a good
  college. Getting into a good college will help you get a good job. Getting a
  good job will help you have a good career. As you can see, good grades are
  the stepping stone to a good life. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Make the motto of your life, to never settle
  for anything but the best. That’s the only way you’ll excel and leave behind
  the rest. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     It’s no surprise that you’ve aced your
  exams. Tell us something more exciting. Congratulations son.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     We
  never need to read inspirational quotes and motivational stories, because we
  have an ambitious friend like you around. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     I
  sent you good luck before your exams. I prayed for your success in these
  exams. Obviously, the credit for your awesome results goes to me.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     There are two Types of students. One, who
  cry and complain about how difficult, tough and demanding their coursework
  is. Second, who take pride in being able to study and clear a difficult,
  tough and demanding coursework. You are definitely the Second Type.
  Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Exams are not just a test of brilliance, but
  the perseverance to be brilliant constantly. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">      Like Alexander the Great, you have conquered
  the most arduous terrains of life by passing your tests. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">      I
  hate to be the bearer of bad news but the worst part of passing every tests
  with good grades is that your intelligence will be taken for granted. Anyway,
  congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Conquering your exams is just the beginning.
  May you conquer many more summits in your life. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">       The only way to guarantee success in your
  life is to give everything your best shot, just like how you did to your
  tests. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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Funny Retirement Wishes

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<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">    Retirement is the beginning of the time when
  you can sit back and give advice to others, even though you never followed it
  in your own life. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">    Old
  age, fragile bones, doctor visits, medical checkups and a weak bladder – are
  you still looking forward to retirement? Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">    The
  funny thing about retirement is that it makes you realize the importance of
  medical insurance.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">    Do
  you think that life after retirement is an adventure? Well, it is if you
  count trekking out of bed, climbing atop sofas and diving into takeaways.
  Have fun.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">    After retirement the body grows older, the
  heart grows fonder and the mind becomes younger. All the best at trying to
  handle an old body with a young mind and fond heart.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">    Retirement is the only thing that will make
  you realize how you wasted all these years trying to be mature when you can
  get back to being a child at the end of it all. Have fun.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Remember all those things that you wanted to
  do in your life, but didn’t because you never had the time? Don’t plan on
  doing them after your retirement either – you will either be too old or too
  poor to afford them now. Wish you a happy retirement.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Congratulations on your retirement but don’t
  get too eager to relax yet. Get ready to tire yourself out with grandkids,
  gardening and many other chores.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">       Retirement is just a nice way for the
  company to tell you that they have found more energetic, talented, youthful
  and skilled staff than you. Happy retirement.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Thankfully, retirement is mandatory and not
  an option. Otherwise I would be stuck with an annoying colleague like you.
  xoxo<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     No
  matter how many college degrees, skill development courses and professional
  accreditations you have received, there is one more qualification you will
  still receive after your retirement – Master of Doing Nothing.
  Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     For someone as lazy as you, retirement will
  make no difference in your life except the fact that you can now do nothing,
  officially. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Some people say that retirement signifies
  the end of all of life’s tension, but that’s true only if you have a grand
  pension.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Most people spend their whole lives planning
  their retirement but when they actually retire, they don’t know what to do.
  Don’t let this happen to you.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Congratulations for your retirement. Now you
  will be forced to work on a never-ending project that will take up all your
  time and it’s called – Doing Nothing.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Retirement is like a lifelong vacation,
  except that you are no longer fit to do most of the fun stuff. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     All your life you sacrificed your health so
  you could earn more money to retire happily. Now you’ll realize that you’ll
  be spending all the money to keep up your health. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">      Reaching retirement age is like getting to
  the top of a cliff. You will be at the zenith of your career, well knowing
  that the next step is a downward plunge toward old age. Good luck.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">       Retirement is like a never-ending weekend
  party except that you can’t drink, can’t hook up and can’t stay up all night
  even if you want to. So in short, it is boring. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Until now, when you slacked at work your
  boss shouted at you. Now when you slack at household chores, your wife will
  shout at you. Happy retirement.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">      Doing the things you always wanted to do is
  not the real challenge of retirement. Remembering them is the real challenge.
  Good luck at being a forgetful pensioner.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Retirement is just a nice way for your
  company to say that you are getting too old to work. Congratulations for
  stepping into this league, old timer.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">    Congratulations for gaining two new best
  friends upon your retirement. Their names are Bed and Couch. You will be
  hanging out with them a lot.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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  <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Was working hard all your life worth it? You
  are about to realize that now. Congratulations on retiring.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
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  <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     All these years you argued with your
  colleagues, juniors, managers and your boss at work. After retirement, you
  will argue with your grandkids, children and wife at home. Life remains the
  same.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
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  <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     It
  doesn’t matter whether you behave like a grumpy retiree or not, because
  people are going to assume that anyways. Good luck dealing with that.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
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  <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">       Health, family, friends and relationships
  are some of the things that you sacrificed in your life so that you could
  work harder and earn more money. Now you will realize that you need these
  things to enjoy retirement. Such is the irony of life.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
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  <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">      Retirement is the turning point in your life
  which makes you realize that you had your priorities messed up all this
  while. Congratulations, better late than never.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
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  <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">      Consider yourself officially and truly
  retired on the day you don’t feel like changing your underwear. Good luck.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
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  <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Retirement marks the transition from working
  under one boss to a new one called WIFE. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
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  <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Retirement – the only real excuse you’ll
  ever have to spend your entire life’s savings. Have fun.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
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  <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Retirement is said to be the slow and
  painful lead up to the sunset years of your life. Have fun old timer.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
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  <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Retirement is a fence – on one side lies
  hard work and on the other lies boredom. Either ways, it’s no fun.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
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  <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Retirement is like a bubble that burst just
  when you think you are at the zenith of your career. Good luck buddy.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
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  <td style="background: #E6EED5; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 63; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Retirement
  is the company way of indirectly telling you that it has no more use of an
  old and lazy bum like you. Goodbye.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
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  <td style="background: #CDDDAC; border-top: none; border: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-background-themecolor: accent3; mso-background-themetint: 127; mso-border-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-themetint: 191; mso-border-top-alt: solid #B3CC82 1.0pt; mso-border-top-themecolor: accent3; mso-border-top-themetint: 191; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; width: 460.6pt;" valign="top" width="768"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     Retirement is life’s way of telling you that
  you are too old and too weak to work any longer. Congratulations.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">      Being retired is the only time in your life
  when you won’t mind if you don’t get a holiday. Have fun.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">      Every day of your retired life will feel
  like a happy Friday night. But it’s useless because being old will make you
  feel dull like Monday morning all the time. Happy retirement.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">     You always cursed your body when you were
  ill which made you miss an important deadline at work. Retirement is when you
  will finally curse yourself for using an important deadline at work as an
  excuse for not taking care of your body all these years.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">       Congratulations on retiring. Have fun
  watching your life’s savings dwindle out.<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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