15 January 2016

Exams Messages - 2

If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep.. . . . . . .. . . . . . . Then Home Is Not A Place To Study. A Student Service Msg...!

AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS: They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class & expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P

I Cried When I Failed In 2 Subjects, . . . . . . But . . . . . . I laughed When I Came To Know My Friend Failed In 5 Subjects... ;-) :-P

All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams

Air and students have the same mentality Dont you know how ? Both keep turning book's pages without reading


Air & students hv d same mentality How? ? ? ? ? Both r turning d book's pages without reading.


The funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper n the supervisor comes and says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P

Some one asked about my past I replied - SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4. HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8. EXAM: Juan has 4 apples, His train is 7 minutes early, Calculate the suns mass :D

SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

According to newton's 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, "Head, I go to sleep." Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I'll study:p

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"...! :p A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

May your exams be like the pieces of chocolate cake, very easy and satisfying and tasting marvellous. A lot of love for a nice person and wish you good luck.

Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me for something that I didn't do ? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That's good. Actually i didn't do my homework!

Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : "only exam days"

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student.. > > 'Student are not Cheaters we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.

A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

A GENIUS Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100" -As Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!

What is the true meaning of 'Study'?? . . . . . . S. Sleeping T. Talking U. Unlimited sms D. Dreaming Y. Yaani mast life SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

It takes 3 months for a writer 2 months for a doctor 1 month for a lawyer and only 1 night before exam for a student to read a 1000 pages book. All the best!

The most "hungry + sad" moment . . . When you're sitting in the examination hall, feeling hungry & then the invigilator is served hot "tea with samosas".

80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On . . . . . . . . . The One Lecture You Missed And The One Topic You Didn't Read.

Bad grades like your exes. Best forgotten, because you know that you can do much better. All the best.

Make the most of your exams because it is the only time your parents won’t mind if you stay up all night at the pretext of studying. Enjoy and good luck.

Luck is a funny thing because sometimes it can be good and sometimes it can be bad. So take matters in your own hand, study hard and stop relying on something so fickle. All the best.

These exams are your opportunity at proving your worth to everyone around you. Grab it and do your best, don’t let it pass through. Good luck.

An exam is not just about finishing just another paper. It is a chance to do well and silence your naysayers. Good luck.

Good grades are life’s way of saying that there is a bright future in store for you. Good luck.

Luck chooses its recipients very carefully and it only comes to those who believe in themselves and those who are prepared to win. So be confident and don’t let the stress of your exams get under your skin. Good luck.

Motivational Quotes-3

“ The ability to concentrate and to use time well is everything.” - Lee Iacocca
“ Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows.” - Helen Keller
“ To establish true self-esteem we must concentrate on our successes and forget about the failures and the negatives in our lives.” - Denis Waitley
“ It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.” - Theodore Roosevelt
“ Replace the word "problem" with the word "opportunity" in all your thoughts. “- Matthew Keith Groves
“ There was never a genius without a tincture of madness.” - Aristotle
“ An obstacle is often a stepping stone.” - Prescott
“ Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything.” - Napoleon Hill
“ Many of the things you can count, don't count. Many of the things you can't count, really count. “- Albert Einstein
“ Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out.” - Stephen Covey
“ Be the dream. “- John Chaney
“ Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.” - Les Brown
“ Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. “- Napoleon Hill
“ Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved.” - William Jennings Bryan
  “If you can't fly, then run.
If you can't run, then walk.
If you can't walk, then crawl.
But whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.”
— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
“ Life is never free of contradictions.” - Dr. Manmohan Singh
“ The entrepreneur always searches for change, responds to it, and exploits it as an opportunity. “- Peter Drucker
“ Genius is eternal patience.” - Michaelangelo
“ Your profession is not what brings home your paycheck. Your profession is what you were put on earth to do. With such passion and such intensity that it becomes spiritual in calling.” - Van Gogh
“ Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no help at all.” - Dale Carnegie
“ Man is what he believes “– Anton Chekov.
“ Whatever your goal, you can get there if you're willing to work.” - Oprah Winfrey
“ There is a lesson in almost everything that you do, and getting the lesson is how you move forward. It is how you enrich your spirit.” - Oprah Winfrey
“ I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying.” - Michael Jordan
“ For remember, fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind. “- Dale Carnegie
“ Success consists of doing the common things of life uncommonly well. “- Unknown
“ Opportunities multiply as they are seized.” - Sun Tzu
“ A man only learns in 2 ways, one by reading and the other by association with smarter people. “- Will Rogers
“ The road to success runs uphill.” - Willie Davis
“ Some succeed because they are destined. Some succeed because they are determined.” - Unknown
“ Wisdom is knowing. Skill is know how to do it. Virtue is doing it.” - David Starr Jordan
“ Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.” - Winston Churchill
“ Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. “- Oscar Wilde

Motivational Quotes-2

“ I do the very best I know how, the very best I can, and I mean to keep on doing so until the end.” - Abraham Lincoln
“ When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad. That’s my religion.” – Abraham Lincoln
“ Being number two sucks.” - Andre Agassi
“ The whole idea is to get an edge. Sometimes it takes just a little extra something to get that edge, but you have to have it.” - Don Shula
“ Under pressure you can perform fifteen percent better or worse.” - Scott Hamilton
“ Ninety percent of the game is half mental.” - Yogi Berra
“ Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.” - Henry David Thoreau
“ If you can imagine it, you can achieve it; if you can dream it, you can become it. “- William Arthur Ward
“ People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing. That's why we recommend it daily. “- Zig Ziglar
“ Tough times never last, but tough people do.” - Dr. Robert Schuller
“ He who wishes to be rich in a day will be hanged in a year.” - Leonardo Da Vinci
“ The only difference between a Good Day And a Bad Day Is your attitude “- Dennis S Brown
“ Who dares wins.” - Winston Churchill
“ Never Give Up” - Winston Churchill
“ Winners never quit and quitters never win.” - Anon
“ Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.” - Albert Einstein
“ If you learn only methods, you’ll be tied to your methods, but if you learn principles you can devise your own methods “- Ralph Waldo Emerson
“ He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.” - Muhammad Ali
“ There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. “- Dr. Denis Waitley
“ The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. “- Unknown
“ The most important single ingredient in the formula for success is the knack of getting along with people.” - Theodore Roosevelt
“ Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.”- Dan Stanford
“Real leaders are ordinary people with extraordinary determination.” - Unknown
“ Eighty percent of success is showing up.” - Woody Allen
“ I hear: I forget / I see: I remember / I do: I understand” - Chinese Proverb
“ Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally” - David Frost
“ Formal education will make you a living. Self education will make you a fortune.” - Jim Rohn
“ You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t try.” - Beverly Sills
“ Every problem has in it the seeds of its own solution. If you don’t have any problems, you don’t get any seeds.” - Norman Vincent Peale
“ Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome.” - Arthur Ashe Jr
“ Creation is always happening. Every time an individual has a thought, or a prolonged way of thinking, they’re in the creation process. Something is going to manifest out of those thoughts. “- Michael Bernard Beckwith
“The tragedy of life doesn’t lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goals to reach.” - Benjamin Mays
“ There isn't a ruler, a yardstick or a measuring tape in the entire world long enough to compute the strength and capabilities inside you.” - Paul J. Meyer
“ True motivation comes from within - from the willingness to see a dream fulfilled - from the desire to leave the world better than you found it.” - Steve Brunkhorst
“ Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves.” - Dale Carnegie
“ What you have to do and the way you have to do it is incredibly simple. Whether you are willing to do it is another matter.” - Anonymous
“ You don't have to get it perfect – you just have to get it going. Babies don't walk the first time they try, but eventually they do.” - Mark Victor Hansen

Greatest Motivational Quotes

25 Greatest Motivational Quotes (With Pictures)
"Dreams is not what you see in sleep is the thing which doesn't let you sleep"  — A P J Abdul Kalam
"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."
"Do not give up the beginning is always the hardest."
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do." — Steve Jobs
"I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." — Thomas Edison
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." — Lao-tzu
"I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft." — Bill Gates
"You have to learn the rules of the game and then you have to play better than anyone else." — Albert Einstein
"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new." — Albert Einstein
"Dream big, work hard." — Robert Downey
"The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday."
"Be a hero, always say, I have no fear." — Swami Vivekananda
"If plan 'A' didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letter! Stay cool."
"You're already a successful person the things we take for granted someone else is praying for..."
"If you can dream it. You can do it." — Walt Disney
"Everyday is a second change."
"Be humble. Be hungry. And always be the hardest worker in the room." — Dwayne Johnson
"Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving." — Albert Einstein
"I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because, he will find an easy way to do it." — Bill Gates
"Enjoy the game and chase your dreams. Dreams do come true." — Sachin Tendulkar
"Don't waste your time with explanations. People only hear what they want to hear." — Paulo Coelho
"Do not pray for an easy life. pray for the strength to endure a difficult one." — Bruce Lee
"I hated every minute of training. But I said, don't quit. Suffer now and love the rest of your life as a champion." — Muhammed Ali
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." — Mahatma Gandhi