Showing posts with label exam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label exam. Show all posts
20 January 2016
15 January 2016
Exams Messages - 4
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Rain of summer, snow
of winter, Grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season Give
ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May god suceed u in every exams of ur
life. Good luck & all the best
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To be a good
professional, Always start to study late for exams. Because it teaches how to
manage time And tackle emergencies!!
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There are six
components of wellness: Proper weight and diet,Proper exercise, Breaking the
smoking habit, Control of alcohol, Stress management and Periodic exams.
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A student grabbed a
coin, Flipped it in the air & said, Head, i go to sleep. Tail, i watch a
movie. If it stands on the edge i’ll study
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7 things students do During exams
preparation:
1- sleeping
2- eating
3- texting
4- watch movies
5-chat with friends
6- dream of touching
books
&
7- ask others
Studied something?
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The law sayz, If u
can’t convince someone, confuse them! Do u know which law it is? This is “law
of answering in examination”…:-)
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To achieve great
things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
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A golden message for
youngsters. A bright future can give u many beautiful girls. But a beautiful
girl cannot give u a bright future!
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Lovely days in my
life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my
life : Only exam days
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To accomplish great
things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
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Human brain is the
most Outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a
year. It functions right from the time we are born, And stop only when we
enter the examination hall.
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All i want you is to
be courageous Be calm and Be self equipped with facts and figures To conquer
this exams battle.
I wish you is best
of luck in your exams
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Fights for friends.
Joyful trips.
Examination fever.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of
teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Carefree laughter’s.
Gossips about
affairs.
Just everything….
People call it ill
manners.
We call it life.
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It takes
3 months for a
writer
2 months for a
doctor
1 month for a lawyer
and
Only 1 night before
exam for a student
To read a 1000 pages
book
All the best!
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If a paper comes
very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes
for a moment.
Take a deep breath
and say loudly.
This is a very
interesting subject,
I want to study it
again.
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A father asks peon:
how are the studies in this college?
Where do i see my
son in future?
Peon: the future is
bright,
I had also completed
my engineering from the same college!
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Whats the height of
hope?? It is: sitting in d exam hall, Holding d question paper in hand N
telling your self Dude,don’t worry.Exams will get postponed!
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The probability of a
topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the
topic completely.
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Lovely days in my
life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my
life : “only exam days”
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To accomplish great
things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
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My nights are going
sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, is this love? GOD
replied, dear, result is near.
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A student grabbed a
coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a
movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study.
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Exams are there, at
the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The
teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DON’T CARE !!
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Human brain is the
most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a
year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we
enter the examination hall.
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Rain of summer, snow
of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give
ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God succeed u in every exams of ur
life.
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Exams are like GIRL
FRIENDS
1 Too Many
Questions.
2 Difficult to
Understand.
3 More Explanation
is Needed.
4 Result is always
FAIL!
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All i want you is to
be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer
this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams.
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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
join us in promoting
the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.
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According to
newton’s 4th law for exams every book will continue to be at rest or covered
with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!
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Cricket is getting
excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be
applied in Exams!
(1) Exams Timing
Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No
Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders –
To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic
Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over –
Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question
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Exams Messages - 3
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Do you want to know
a secret way to get your parents to stop nagging, grounding and advising you
throughout the year? Just do well in your exams. Good luck.
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Every exam is a step
on the ladder of your life. Do well so that you have something rock solid to
hold it all together. Good luck.
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The best way to
motivate yourself is to stop stressing about what’ll happen when things go
wrong and start thinking about how awesome life will be when they go right.
Good luck.
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Hundreds and
thousands of people in the world give exams every day. Surely, something so
common and ordinary can’t be too difficult. Good luck.
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Exams don’t test
your knowledge as much as they test your state of mind. Be relaxed and calm
down, I am sure you will do fine. Best wishes to you.
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Luck is for the
lazy, success is for those who work hard.
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Don’t let these puny
exams get in the way of your big dreams and ambitions. Save all the stress
for bigger things in life. Good luck.
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Exams are there, At
the paper u stare; The answer is nowhere, Which makes u pull ur hair. The
teachers make u glare, The grades r not fair, But just like the past 20 yrs,
We don’t care !!
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It takes 15 trees to
Produce the amount Of paper that we Use to write one exam. Join us in
promoting the noble Cause of saving trees. Say no to exams.
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If the stress of an
exam is bringing you down, just think of studying hard as falling on a
trampoline. The harder you fall, the higher you will rise. All the best.
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If you hate any of
your teachers for giving you detention, this is your chance to get back them
by scoring well and earning their admiration. Good luck for your exams.
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Nothing can stop you
from doing your best, nothing can pull you down – as long as you start
studying hard and stop fooling around. Good luck.
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Let your hard work
propel you to a speed so fast that good luck has no choice but to ride with a
winner like you. All the best for your exams.
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Everyone knows you
are the best student out there. All you need to do is work hard and revise
with care. Good luck.
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Don’t let shabby
grades smear your beautiful personality. Good luck.
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Exams are like
ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends. Their thoughts harass you until late at
night, turn your life upside down and cut you off from the rest of the world.
All you can do is get over them as quickly as you can. Good luck.
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As your girlfriend,
it is my responsibility to wish you good luck for your exams with a hug and
reward you with a sweet kiss if you do well. Here’s a hug and I hope that you
earn your kisses. All the best.
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The easiest way to
do well in your exams is to treat them like a giant punching bag. Use all the
strength of your memory and punch the daylight of your tests. All the very
best.
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A hot girl gets in
professors cabin and says:
I’ll do anything to
pass!!
Prof: anything?
Girl: yes!
Prof: sure??
Girl: yes!
Prof: then prepare
for u r exams
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My nights are going
sleepless, My days are going useless. So i asked god, Is this love?
God replied, No
dear, exams is near
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First line to write
in exams:
All the answers
written below
Are imaginary and
work of my creative mind.
Any resemblance to
text book
Is unintentional and
purely accidental
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exams are there,
At the paper u
stare;
The answer is
nowhere,
Which makes u pull
ur hair.
The teachers make u
glare,
The grades r not
fair,
But just like the
past 20 yrs,
We don’t care !!
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Exams are like girl
friends
– too many questions
– difficult to
understand
– more explanation
is needed
– result is always
fail! :d
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Warriors. Wake up..
It’s time 4 d battle! Refill ur pens, Clear the dust 4m ur text books, C your
syllabus & plan your zones.. War begins in 17 days..!
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Our parents have
many Options for us like Poison Sleeping pill Hanging by neck Throwing from
building But i don’t know why do they choose education
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The probability of a
topic Coming in exam increases exponentially, If one decides to leave the
topic completely….
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As long as learning
is linked with earning, As long as jobs can only be reached through studying,
We must take this examination system seriously. Best of luck!
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Exams Messages - 2
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If Class Is Not A
Place To Sleep.. . . . . . .. . . . . . . Then Home Is Not A Place To Study.
A Student Service Msg...!
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AN ANALOGY FOR ALL
COLLEGE LECTURERS: They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
& expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P
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I Cried When I
Failed In 2 Subjects, . . . . . . But . . . . . . I laughed When I Came To
Know My Friend Failed In 5 Subjects... ;-) :-P
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All i want you is to
be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer
this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams
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Air and students
have the same mentality Dont you know how ? Both keep turning book's pages
without reading
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Air & students
hv d same mentality How? ? ? ? ? Both r turning d book's pages without
reading.
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The funniest
situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam
paper n the supervisor comes and says, "please cover your answer
sheet" :P
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Some one asked about
my past I replied - SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4. HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8. EXAM: Juan
has 4 apples, His train is 7 minutes early, Calculate the suns mass :D
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SILENCE Is d best
Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations
Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
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According to
newton's 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered
with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!
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A student grabbed a
coin, Flipped it in the air & said, "Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I'll study:p
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A ThermoMeter is n0t
the 0nly thing that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"...!
:p A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
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May your exams be
like the pieces of chocolate cake, very easy and satisfying and tasting
marvellous. A lot of love for a nice person and wish you good luck.
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Little johnny:
Mam,will you punish me for something that I didn't do ? Teacher : Not at all.
Little johnny : That's good. Actually i didn't do my homework!
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Lovely days in my
life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my
life : "only exam days"
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Innocent Line
written On T-shirt of A Student.. > > 'Student are not Cheaters we just
really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)
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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. join us in
promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.
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A good teacher
according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier -Should
Not Give Any Homework And Assignments -Should Not Ask Any Questions To
Students -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking
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A GENIUS Is A Person
Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100" -As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!
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What is the true
meaning of 'Study'?? . . . . . . S. Sleeping T. Talking U. Unlimited sms D.
Dreaming Y. Yaani mast life SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
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It takes 3 months
for a writer 2 months for a doctor 1 month for a lawyer and only 1 night
before exam for a student to read a 1000 pages book. All the best!
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The most
"hungry + sad" moment . . . When you're sitting in the examination
hall, feeling hungry & then the invigilator is served hot "tea with
samosas".
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80% Of The Final
Exam Will Be Based On . . . . . . . . . The One Lecture You Missed And The
One Topic You Didn't Read.
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Bad grades like your
exes. Best forgotten, because you know that you can do much better. All the
best.
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Make the most of
your exams because it is the only time your parents won’t mind if you stay up
all night at the pretext of studying. Enjoy and good luck.
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Luck is a funny
thing because sometimes it can be good and sometimes it can be bad. So take
matters in your own hand, study hard and stop relying on something so fickle.
All the best.
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These exams are your
opportunity at proving your worth to everyone around you. Grab it and do your
best, don’t let it pass through. Good luck.
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An exam is not just
about finishing just another paper. It is a chance to do well and silence
your naysayers. Good luck.
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Good grades are
life’s way of saying that there is a bright future in store for you. Good
luck.
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Luck chooses its
recipients very carefully and it only comes to those who believe in
themselves and those who are prepared to win. So be confident and don’t let
the stress of your exams get under your skin. Good luck.
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