Another year for your
back means another year that won’t suck.
Another year older,
but unfortunately none wiser.
On your special day,
I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance,
friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
Another year, another
new place that aches.
I made you a birthday
cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire
department requires a permit for bonfires.
At least you’re not
as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
May my friend on this
special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to
burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing
day to you.
Better to be over the
ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
Better to be over the
hill than buried under it.
Birthdays are good
for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Birthdays are like
boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
Birthdays are
nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Can you sniff all of
these candles or should I call the fire department?
In the bathroom? In
the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great
achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!
1333, 1438, 1995,
and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your
birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date
memorized. Happy belated birthday!
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