Miscellaneous English Messages-SMS

Write your hurts in the sand, Carve your blessings in stone.

Kiss me like u wud savor a cup of chocolate, On a rainy morning, Kiss me like a fire.

The best part of life is not just surviving, But its thriving with passion, style and compassion.

Friends are chapters of life, Every chapter with a different topic, But you my index page. Covering all the chapters of my life.

A beautiful dress can change your personality, But a beautiful behavior an change life.

The downfall of a man, Is not end of the life, But the downfall of hope is.

Sir: Make a train in ur drawing book, I will come back in five minutes After ten minutes Sir: now me the train Students: Sorry, sir u are late The train has left seven minutes ago

A two seater plane .. crashed at a graveyard.. at Punjab… . Locals found 500 .. dead bodies and .. still digging 4 more…!!   lolx hahahhaha

You don’t really.. need someone 2 complete u… You only need someone.. to accept u.. completely…

Love so needs to love that it will endure almost anything, even abuse, just to flicker for a moment. But the sky’s mouth is kind, its song will never hurt U, 4 I sing those words…

In truth, everything & everyone . Is a shadow of the Beloved, & our seeking is His seeking & our words r His words… We search 4 Him here and there, while looking right at Him. Sitting by His side, we ask: ‘O Beloved, where is the Beloved?’

Shahid to the umpire: “My players would like to know if ICC has rules against thinking.” Umpire: “Thinking. Not really! Why do you ask?”

Shahid: “Well because my team thinks you are a dick.”

Sadia: Why do they never serve beer at a math party? Saqib: Because you can’t drink and derive…

Adam: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window? Rayyan: He wanted to see time fly.

Teacher: Why R U late, Ahsan? Ahsan: There was a man who lost a 100 dollar bill. Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it? Ahsan: No. I was standing on it.

Little Jerry: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Jerry, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Jerry: But I asked first!

2 fish in a bowl talking: fish 1: Do you believe in God? fish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?   lolxx

Ahsan: Why R U crying? Sania: The elephant is dead. Ahsan: Was he your pet? Sania: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.   lolx

Ali: I have the perfect son. Basit: Does he smoke? Ali: No, he doesn’t. Basit: Does he drink whiskey? Ali: No, he doesn’t. Basit: Does he ever come home late? Ali: No, he doesn’t. Basit: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? Ali: He will be six months old next Wednesday.   hahahahah

ROSES, their sharp spines being gone, Not royal in their smells alone, But in their hue; Maiden pinks, of odour faint, Daisies smell-less, yet most quaint, And sweet thyme true;

“Faith” is a fine invention When Gentlemen can see— But Microscopes are prudent In an Emergency.

(William kaamchor ) “Life is too short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find time to study”

An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall “Time will pass, But will you…….??”

A Frnd Iz Worth All Hazards We Can Run Edward Young.

A Man Of Pleasure Is A Man Of Pains Edward young.

Still Seems It Strange That Thou Shouldest Live 4rever? Iz It Less Strange That Thou Shouldst Live At All? This Iz A Miracle Nd That No More. Edward Ung

The Weak Have Remedies The Wise Have Joyx Superior Wisdom Iz Superior Bliss Edward Ung

Tomorrow Is A Satire On 2day Nd Shows Itz Weakness. Edward Ung

God Sleeps In The Mineralz Awakens In Plants Walks In Animals Nd Thinks In Man. Edward Ung

Science Already Contained All That Was Necessary If U Juxt Brought It Out. Arthur Young

The Spirit Or Life Spark Which Animatez This Manifestation Could B Called God Arthur Young

The Tendency Of Philosophers Who Know Nothing Of Machinery Iz To Talk Of Man As A Mere Mechanism Intending By This 2 Imply That He Iz Without Purpose This Shows A Lack Of UnderstNding Of Machines As Well As Of Man. Arthur Young

The Purpose Create The Machinee. Arthur Young

An 0ld Man S T Shirt Qu0te I Am N0t 50 I Am 16 With 34 Years 0f Experience That S The Attitude.

U R 0n A Bus Nd U Need 2 Fart But D Music Is Really L0ud S0 U Time Ur Farts With D Beats After A C0uple 0f S0ngs U Start 2 Feel Better As U Appr0ach Ur St0p As U R Leaving D Bus Pe0ple Really Staring D0wn At U Nd That S When U Realize U’Ve Been Listening 2 Ur Ip0d.

C0me Like A H0rse Sit Like A Thief Nd G0 Like A King This Sl0gan Was Written 0n A Public T0ilet D00r.

There Is Always A Sign B0ard Drive Sl0wly Near Sch00l But Never Near Girl S College Why,  Because, There Vehicles Aut0matically Get Sl0w.

Guys Playing Cards Guy1:I Pr0mised My Wife I’ll N0t Play Cards Anym0re Guy2:Then What The Hell Are U D0ing N0w Guy1:I Never Pr0mised I W0n’t Tell Lies.

Life Is Like A B00k Each Day U Read A New Page With Adventures T0 Experience Many Less0ns T0 Learn Nd G00d Deeds T0 Replicate Have A Very C0l0rful Page Everyday.

I Just Br0ke Up With S0me0ne Nd The Last Thing She Said T0 Me Was U Will Never Ever Find Any0ne Like Me Again In Ur Life I Am Thinking I Sh0uld H0pe N0t If I D0 N0t Want U Why W0uld I Want S0me0ne Like U.

My Hands Never Have Pain When Typing Sms F0r U But My Heart Always In Pain When There Is N0 Reply F0r Me.

Never Kiss A P0lice W0man She Will Say ST0P Hands Up Never Kiss A D0ct0r She Will Say NEXT PLZ Always Kiss A Teacher She Will Say GHALAT Dubara Kr0.

As The Day Gives Way T0 Night I Miss U Having By My Side My Heart Is Singing The S0ng T0 Say I’ve Been Missing U M0re Than W0rds Can Say.

S0metimes we get hurt because we allow it to happened, Sometimes we r disappointed because we expect to much, Sometimes intenti0ns r clean but misc0ncepti0n take place, Sometimes we r fully mad but we can’t do nothing, Sometimes we hold our tears falling down but can’t prevent it, Sometimes we need to accept reality that take place, Unexpected turn of events will happened sometime’s.

Meeting you was by fate, becoming your friend was my choice, but falling in love with you was totally out of ma control love you for real brave he.

Unbeatable Qu0te: “Tears R The Last Gift 0f L0ve.

Like it if U Agree Im bad in English but I can tell y0u I love you Im bad at Maths but I know that you can count on me Im bad at Geography but I can tell y0u that you live in my heart.

When things go wrong When sadness fills ur heart when tears flow in ur eyes always remember 3 things 1) I’m with u 2) Still with u 3) Will ALWAYS b.

Even after all this time the sun never says to earth “You owe me”

When roses mean goodbye, and the sun sets in the sea, When sinking eyes give way to the eternal sleep, When the millstones slowly pull you to drown deeper, When the bubbles stop rising from the water surface Good bye

I Can understand her problems, I Can go through with her situations, For a true lover i have to understand, For a true lover i have to sacrifice

Love is like a dotted iron when it is strong then no body is able to harm it

When there is no one to love No one to fight You will come to me And i will hold you tight

Hate the thing Hate what i speak with mind

My love will cost you a little care In return i will protect you with my entire dare

O my love i will keep the first thing first My love will cost you an unbreakable trust

I will  lay my breath close to mother’s cheek, my back curves naturally to earth’s will, my thoughts are lost amongst the stars, incandescent scars of moments long passed

Coffee Never Knew . . . How Good It Could Taste Before It Met Sugar, Water And Milk . . . We Friends Are Just The Same . . . We r Good But When We Meet We Become The Best . . . =))

A Relationship with no trust is likh a cell phone with no service, All you can do is Play game.

Long distance relationship is one of the best relationships. It’s really sweet to see two patient hearts that are willing to wait because they think that everything is worth it anyway. Yes it’s hard not being together physically, you cannot hold each other’s hand, you cannot kiss and hug each other, but still, you know that one day you will. . .!!!

Honesty is the Always one of the best Key.To make A GOOD Relationship

English And Hindi Always Contradict Each Other: –The Sooner The Better. –Jaldi Ka Kaam Shetan Ka Hota Hai. –Talk Of The Devil And The Devil Is Here. –Bari Lambi Umar Hai, Abhi Tumhari Baat Kar Rahay Thay. –Absence Makes A Heart Go Fonder. –Nazar Se Ojhal, Dil Se Ojhal. –Fight Your Rights. –Sabar Ka Phal Meetha Hota Hai. –As Wise As An Owl. –Ullu Ka Pattha

Do Not Count What You’ve Lost,  Just See What You’ve Now, Because, Past Never Comes Back But, Sometimes Future Can Give You Back Your Lost Things.

A Perfect Relationship Is Not That You Never Get Angry, Upset or Irritated With Each Other. It’s How Fast You Resolve and Bounce Back to Normal.

When tears flow in your eyes Always remember two things: I m here and I care I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!

One smile, can start a friendship. One word, can end a fight. One look , can save a relationship. One person can change your life.

NOBODY wants U NOBODY Loves U NOBODY misses U NOBODY needs U NOBODY cares about U NOBODY makes U happy, Don’t Cry My Name is ” NOBODY “ Read it Now.

Alwasy Keep Praying Because Possible and ImPosible is Only Your Thought There is Nothing Impossible For Allah.

Life is Short Break The RuLes ForGive Quickly, KISS slowly, Love Truly, LAUGH uncontrollably, And NEVER REGRET anything that made you SMILE.

Heart Is a Special word f0r LOVE. LOVE is a Special word for CARE. CARE is a Special word for u. And, U r always special for Me!

If you ever want 2 succeed in your life follow these : Be sweet as honey,  Be fresh as a rose,  Be soft as tissue, Be regular as a clock

There are some people who live in a dream world & there are some people who face reality; and finally there are those who turn dreams into the reality, So be like them

When we are dreaming alone it is just a dream. But When we are dreaming with other people, it is the beginning of the reality.

Love is like a violin, the music may stop every now and then, but remember the strings remain forever.

Everything happens in life for a reason, things go wrong so you can appreciate them when they are right, people change so that you can learn how to let go, And sometimes good things fall apart so better things can come together.

Once In your Life, Try to Fall In Love Not Necessarily With A Person, But With An Idea or A Dream or An Ambition More Often It would Be A Reason 2 Wake Up With A Smile

LOVE is like a phone call, IF you do not pick, it will BE MISSED BUT “FRIENDSHIP” IS like a MESSAGE, it remains with you until you open it.

Start the work in the name of God Do the work with the help of God Finish the work with thanks to God Because God decides, gives & makes everything in your life possible. May God Bless You.

The Hardest thing About Growing Up is that you Have to do what is right for you even If It Means breaking someone’s heart Including your own.

You will Never Get a 2nd Chance 2 Make a 1st Impression.; And you would Never be Born for The Second Time to Make This Life better So Make it now before it is too late

Always remember 2 forget those things that make you sad and depressed, But never forget 2 remember those things that make you glad and impressed. These are simple rules 4 a happy life.

The Greatest Suggestion 4 Love is Do not Love The 1 Who is Beautiful 4 The World, But Love The 1 Who Makes your World Beautiful.

Do you know what is the meaning of the word EID ? Eid is the combination of three meaningful words as follows: E = Embrace with open heart I = Inspire with impressive attitude D = Distribute pleasure to all peoples EID Mubark To ALL.

If you love someone you would be willing 2 give up everything 4 them, But if they loved you back as much as you do, they would never ask you to.

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day and the flying snowflakes are sending my most sincere blessings 2 you and your family. Merry christmas.

Be simple but always look stylish Be tensed but look so cool Be tough but look soft and nice Be a beginner but look like a winner. That is the way of living your live.

Do not keep a distance between yourself and a person who likes you so much. And don’t get too close to a person who does not like you. Because in both situations you are the one who get hurt.

Do not waste your time with jealousy, Sometimes you are ahead and sometimes behind, The race is long and in the end you are only hurting yourself.

Happiness can not be found If you seek it 4 yourself but when you give it 2 others, it will find its way back 2 you that is the magic of happiness, it grows and grows when it is shared.

If you can not forget some difficult things in your life, The least you can do about them is making sure you do not give your self time to remember them.

The best part of life is not just surviving, but thriving with passion & style & compassion & generosity & humor and finally with kindness.

It is just another day, but this one is the best day of the year, because it is your birthday! Happy Birthday my love.

Somehow, not only for Christmas But throughout the days,months and years The joy that you gave to some people Is the joy that comes back to you. Merry Christmas

Sometimes in life we think we do not need anyone. And sometimes we do not have anyone when we need someone So do not let your best friends go away ever.

If every one forgets you, I will be with you, If every one betrays you I will be with you, If every one lets you down I will still be with you, But if every one likes you, then sorry I will be with them

Life’s Most Deepest Feelings are often Expressed in Silence And those Who can Read the meaning of Your silence are Your True Friends.

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing. It makes no noise at all, but it still softly gives itself away quietly, and unselfish it grows small while giving light to its surrounds.

Do not love a friend who hurts you and do not hurt a friend who loves you. Sacrifice everything 4 a friend, But do not ever sacrifice a friend 4 anything.

A man walks into his bathroomand shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn’t miss and he wasn’t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this? Answer: He shoots him in the Mirror

Everything Will Be Changed With Time.. Classroom To Office Books To Files Jeans To Dress Pants Pocket Money To Salary Girlfriend To Wife But.. What Will Never Change Is : “YAARON KI YAARI” Dedicated to our Bindas Frndz! Love U All Guys.

Delete My Name From your Mobile Delete My Msgs From your Inbox Only Keep Me Inside Ur Heart forever

Sardar was arrested for a road accident: Judge: How did accident occur?? Sardar: I don’t know sir I was sleeping.

Teacher: Who is Ur Favorite Writer? Sardar: Your Daughter! Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter.

1 Day I may die without saying Good bye to U! But I’ll never forget To say THANK U! Because You have given me 1 of loveliest friendship ever in my life.

Why we do need Friends..?? We need friends for many reason, All throughout the 4 seasons, We need frndz to comfort us when we are sad, And to have fun with us when we are glad, We need frndz to give us good advice, We need someone we can count on to treat us nice, We need frndz to remember.

New Day New Morning New Hopes New Plans New Efforts New Feelings I pray to God to give you Happiness and Success. Good Morning.

..I.. “WISH” ‘U’ One Great morning Full of Joy Full of Love Lots of Blessings Lots of Strength * Have..A..Nice..Day *

Feelings r many… but words are few clouds r dark…but sky is blue love is a paper… life is a glue everything is false… but our friendship is true.

To Hear what is Unspoken, To See what is Unseen, To Feel without ever Touching, is a Disease called SCHIZOPHRENIA and People think its love, How Stupid.

Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage, one of the horses Farted: Queen feeling awkward & embarrassed said: There are certain things even Queen of England can’t control. BUSH: Oh my God, And I thought it was one of the Horses.

Ssshh….Don’t afraid.. Its me.. Just putting a blanket of love upon u. So that u’ll never feel that u r alone..Love you Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams. Good Night.

I can’t find a reason why Life Introduced Me to You.. But that’s not the question. Question is: How life knew that I needed a lovely one like you.

Friendship is a dream which is evergreen Don’t make friend before understanding. And don’t, Leave friends after miss understanding.

Death-where LIFE ends Hate-where LOVE ends Divorce-where MARRIAGE ends Ocean-where LAND ends Friendship-where”I” ends “We” begins.

Teacher to a Nursery Student: “Count from 1 to 10 & i”ll give u kiss. “Miss i will count from 1 to 1000, then Sleep one night with me Plzzz.

Exams are there, At the Paper you stare; The answer is no where, Which makes you pull your hair. The teachers make you glare, The grades are not fair, But just like the past Twenty years, We Do Not Care

A Boy went to his Dad’s Friend’s home late night. Uncle offered him to Sleep in Baby’s room. Boy refused coz the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep in the lounge. Next morning he saw a Beautiful Girl at the breakfast table., BOY : Who are you.? GIRL : I am Baby and You.?? BOY : I am a Stupid.

Friendship requires little effort. Even whn friends r busy with their own lives, a simple sms reminds each other that u r not 4gotten.

A woman is always Right, sometime confused, misinformed, rude, stubborn, senseless, unchangeable, and even downright stupid. but NEVER wrong.

The Birds Woke Them Next Morning, Singing In The Trees, Turned Into A Symphony, By The Humming Of The Bess…* =//Good Morning\\=

This msg has NO FAT NO CHOLESTEROL NO ADDITIVES It has Natural Flavors of LOVE CARE JOY It contains PRAYERS 4 U IT is 100% Pure Just like our FRIENDSHIP.

Relationship Doesn’t Get Closer By Meeting But It is Sweetened By Thought. I care for you in my own strange ways. May be you will never know. May be i will never show.

A triangle has 4 end, square has 3 end, segment has 2 end, but our friendship has no end.

Happiness as light as air. LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN. Friends as solid as diamonds and success as bright as gold. These are my wishes 4 u today n everyday.

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND.

A man was interviewing for a job. The interviewer said, “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” “I’m the one you want,” the man replied. “At my last job every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.

If You Keep Your Feet Firmly On The Ground … You’ll Have Trouble Putting On Your Pants.

Girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China! The priest inquired: Why must you pray so, my child? Girl:That’s what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination.

Good Behaviour can cover the Lack of Good Looking But, Good Looking can’t cover the Lack of Good Behaviour So try 2 keep Ur Behavior at Best Leval GOODMORNING.

They Said There Would Be Black President When Pigs Fly … Obama Became President And Only Several Months Later SWINE FLU.

Want To Go USA Here’s A Chance For You Mr.Obama Is Waiting For You To Be In White House Get Ready Because He I In Search Of Dog For His Daughter.

Life is an echo; All comes back, The good, The bad, The false, and the true. So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a Great Day.

With my 1 Heart. 2 eyes. 5 liter blood. 206 bones. 1.2 million Red Cells. 60 trillion D.N.A.’s. I wish u “All the very best of LUCK.

Pain of missing friends is realised when u r alone watching a gang of friends enjoying in front of U, and U remembering d past which u spent wid ur friends.

When I c some other Guys sitting around, Caring, Slapping each other.. Their mischievous smiles switching to loud laughters.. Though strangers to me, But, They represnt a part of my life I lost somewhre, I miss my friends. I miss u all. Stay happy where ever U are.

No One in this world is pure and perfect. If you avoid people for their little little mistakes, you will always be alone. So judge Less and Love more

I Feel A Hole Inside My Soul, I’ve Never Felt This Pain Before, You Broke My Dreams You Stole My Hopes, But From Now On My Heart Is Closed, For All You’ve Done, No, I Can’t Blame, You Deserve To Feel The Same, In This Love It’s Hard To Play, You Turned My Life Into Your Game.

You Can’t Add More Milk in Glass Full Of Milk, But, You Can Add Sugar In It, This Proves Sweet People Can Make Their Space, In An Already Filled Heart.

Friendship is not something, you learn in school, But if you haven’t learned, the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.

There Is No Royal Road To Success, But After Success, Every Road Becomes Royal, Best Wishes For thOse, whO Believe In Struggle. The four ways to reach God, Luk back and thank God, Luk forward and trust God, Luk around and serve God, Luk within and find God.

Faith makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Lovemakes all things beautiful, May uhave all the 3, As u begin each day.

3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legsshake, 3 words made my headspin, 3 words: I love you.

"If you think too much, you'll end up creating a problem that wasn't there in the first place."

" If you're still tired after a good night's sleep, you're probably dehydrated."

"Getting hugs or holding hands from someone you love can instantly lessen your stress."

" Behind every favorite song is an untold story."

If you setup a bridge, Poems written on behalf of, Place the dome up to the sky Still doesn’t are you?

There's someone out there that wants to hold on to we all. Some people around the neck, the throat of the other..

To be constantly smiling, does not mean being able to have a perfect life.

Once you meet nice to meet you, a thousand times regret!..