Funny Happy Anniversary Messages

Some things are not meant to be,

And others not meant to last.

Then again, we’ve always loved defying the odds.

Happy anniversary!

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Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

If I’d known then what I know now,

I would have married you sooner.

Happy anniversary!

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Don’t worry, I knew you’d forget our anniversary.

You’ll find a card and a present for me under the bed,

So you can pretend you didn’t.

Happy anniversary!

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I’m so happy that, all these years ago,

I found the one person I want to annoy for the rest of our lives.

Wishing you a Happy Anniversary!

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Thank you for standing by me all these times…

When you got us in trouble.

Happy Anniversary!

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Love means commitment.

Of course, so do most mental illnesses!

Wishing you a Happy Anniversary!

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Today is a reminder of just how strong you are.

After all, you put up with me all these years!