Men are nice
people. It’s proven by Friendship Day survey results. 88% wives hate their
husband’s friends; Whereas 98% husbands love their wife’s friends!
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Girls who
marry for money and guys who marry for beauty are equally robbed in the end.
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Sign Board
In Front Of A Corporate Office:
Drive slowly, don’t kill the employees, leave them to us. We do it in a legal way. Regards, HR |
Dealing with
idiots is like soccer.
You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective! |
I’m pretty
sure the inventor of duct tape was a parent who’d had enough!
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In a battle
between Sleep and Studies, Internet always wins!
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Facebook’s
‘Seen’ and Whatsapp’s ‘Last Seen’ were designed to make everyone single!
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Sometimes
prayers are like emails. When you pray before exam, it goes directly into
God’s spam folder!
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I hate when
you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s
not your friend anymore!
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When people
tell me – “You’re going to regret that in the morning.” I sleep in till noon,
because I’m a problem solver!
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Wife:
yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
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God saw me
hungry, He created pizza. He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi. He saw me in
dark, He created light. He saw me without problems,He created YOU.
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Girl To Her
Boy Friend : Darling, Do You Know, Handsome n Smart Boys Always Get Stupid
Girl Friends … !!!
Boy :Thankx For The Compliment , Darling .. |
Will be
Ready in 5 Minutes” said by a GIRL.. and “Will Call you Back in 5 Minutes”
said by a BOY Are the same.. !
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If we both
exchange one rupee, we have one rupee. but if we both exchange one good
thought, we have two good thoughts… wooww…….m kinna wadddda Genius
naaa thnku thnku :p
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TEACHER-
“It’s better to fail than to cheat”
STUDENT- “LOL No, it’s better to cheat than to repeat” Ab kya kahe aaj kal k bachho ko.. |
BOY-your
teeth are like stars..
Girl-Awwwww,thanks,are they that shining?? Boy-No,they are far from each other..!! Means tedhe medhe |
Boy to girl
before exam: Hey all the best
Girl: All the best to you too But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed Moral: Only boys wish with true heart. |
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