Funny Cute Anniversary Messages to Boyfriend

They say you will find love in every corner – it seems I'm walking in circles because there's love everywhere since I've met you.

Last night I hugged my pillow thinking it was you – I really wish that it would reverse someday and I'd hug you and stay close to you all my life.

My love for you is growing by the day – it's like diarrhea. Tell me how to hold it.

Will you stop talking if I kiss you on the lips?

You're a thief – you stole my heart. You are a hijacker – you hijacked my feelings. The police will soon be there – I'll see you soon!

My boyfriend behaves like an idiot sometimes, but I know I'll love him anyway.

We're all square now – you took my heart away and I took your wallet.

I can compare your smile to a beautiful flower. I can compare your voice to a cuckoo. I can compare your innocent to a child. Well, I just cannot compare your stupidity with anything – you've got no competition!

Love is quite like peeing your pants – others can easily see it but they just cannot imagine the warmth you feel.

Hey, dude, I'm your sleeping beauty… only you can kiss me to life. Let's try!

I am jealous of you. I'd be the hottest person here if you weren't present.

It's my dream to go on a candle-lit dinner with you and say those magical three words – pay my bill!

I've just discovered your little secret. You're really planning our wedding, aren't you? Don't stutter now! I must say, you're the slowest wedding planner I've ever met. It could've been our third anniversary had you been a little quick.

They say a good marriage would only be between a deaf husband and a blind wife. I am blinded by your love!

The life could've been calmer without you, but that would definitely be so boring. Thanks for being there for me!

Thanks for being there in highs and lows, especially when you caused the lows.

I am so happy that I really managed to find a man I could annoy the rest of my life. Thanks for your love!

Thanks for being the love of my life and the person I could scream at when I am out of my mind.

I should get a special gift for being with you for so many years – how about another year?

Cheers to yet another year of love, suffering, and misery together! Happy anniversary!