16 November 2015

Cool Birthday Messages




Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?

It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday!

Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.

It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?

It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. But in your case, I think it matters; it matters a LOT!

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