Can we romance tonight? I’m in a
good mood. Just a little bit of kissing and biting! Reply me soon!
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A late night greeting doesn’t
only mean just a simple “Good Night”. It has a silent message that conveys
that “U are my last thought of the day”.
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My first name and your last name
would sound great together!
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I wish I could be exactly what
you are looking for.
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You’re always on my mind, and I
just think of ways to get into yours.
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I love it when I catch you
looking at me then you smile and look away.
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I’d jump in front of a bus for you,
as long as it’s not moving.
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I bet not even all the fireworks
in the world can light up my world like you do.
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I’m not flirting, I’m just being
extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
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Open with love.
If I disturb you, I’m Sorry! But I need to say that I love . .. … disturbing you |
‘Hi’ – it’s a short simple word,
but that’s how love starts.
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Love is that beautiful forest
where a brave Tiger is killed by a doe-eyed beautiful Deer!
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Are you a camera? Because every
time I look at you, I smile.
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This winter, let me be your summer.
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Forever is a long time, but I
wouldn’t mind spending it by your side.
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I wish you knew how much I like
you. How much I love talking to you and how much I wish you were mine.
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You know, you look like a potato.
And I love potatoes.
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I heard you breathe oxygen? We
have so much in common.
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I’m tired of pretending that you
don’t mean anything to me.
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When I’m alone I think of so many
things to say to you;
But when I have a chance to tell you, I go speechless. |
I’d date you so hard, then marry
the shit out of you.
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I’m not addicted to texting; I’m
addicted to the person I’m texting.
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You can call me a flirt; But when
I’m in a relationship; I’m one faithful and loyal person.
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I have had a really bad day; And
it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you
smile for me?
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The moment I saw you; You warmed
my heart; Second time you made little flames and; Now you make my heart burn
like hell.
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Some nights, I can’t sleep
because my mind is consumed with the thought of how much easier it would be
if you were by my side!
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Is your dad an astronomer?
Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
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I know you think I’m cute;
I know you think I’m fine; But like the other guys, take a number and wait in line! |
Politeness has become so rare
that some people mistake it for flirtation!
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If you want me in your life, put
me there. I shouldn’t be fighting for a spot.
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I see myself as a crayon, I may
not be your favorite color:
But I know someday, you will need me to complete your picture! |
If you were a burger at
McDonalds, you would be a McHottie.
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Two rules of a man’s life:
1. Never flirt with any unknown lady. 2. Never consider any lady unknown! |
F: Forget
L: Love, I: I’d R: Rather T: Tease |
Before I met you, I didn’t know
what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason at all!
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Call me a flirt, call me a fake;
That’s just me so give me a break; Call me weird, call me a geek; Call me what you want, I’m just unique! |
Politeness has become so rare,
that people mistake it for Flirting.
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Are you a 45 degree angle?
Because you’re acute-y!
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I’m not flirting. I’m just being
extra nice to someone who is extra attractive!
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Boy to a girl, “Can I borrow a
coin?”
Girl: Why? Boy: I told my mom that I will phone her when I will meet the girl of my dreams. |
I get hungry whenever I see your
almond-shaped eyes!
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Girl you are clever girl you are
smart;
Girl your are like a work of art; Girl you are sexy; Girl you are fine; The only thing you ain’t is; Mine. |
Love happens automatically…
. . . the manual working of it is called flirting! |
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with, ‘TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN’! |
Flirting is like a game of Chess.
One wrong move… and you are married!
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You can fall from a mountain;
You can fall from a tree; But the best way to fall is to fall in love with me! |
Your voice is so sweet to me that
it awakens the depths of my heart!
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No matter how strong a person I
am… your presence and even absence always makes me weak!
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I wonder if you think of me like
I think of you!
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I have a pen… you have a phone
number. Think of the possibilities!
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You aren’t cute;
You aren’t beautiful; . .. … You are both… you’re cutieful! |
There must be something wrong
with my eyes, I can’t take them off you!
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Every time my phone rings, I
breathe in slowly and pray that it’s you…
Calling to say – I miss you! |
The night was dark, the moon was
high;
I stopped my car, you wondered why? I learnt so close, you felt shy. I uttered those three words… . . . . . I… La… puncture! |
Youre not only my Candy, you’re
also my Crush; Whenever I see your Pic, it makes me blush!
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If you read this message, you owe
me a Hug;
If you delete it, you owe me a Kiss; If you save it, you owe me a Date; If you reply to me, you owe me “All of the above”. But if you ignore, you are mine! So plan your move accordingly! |
If I fall asleep texting you,
it’s because I didn’t want to say goodbye!
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Truth is if I could be with
anyone, I would still choose you!
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My heart has a room and it’s
empty. Do you want to move in?
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You wanna know who’s amazing and
has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again!
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If I could be any alphabet, I
would choose ‘V’… so that I could be next to ‘U’ forever!
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If I had a star for every time
you brightened up my life, I’d be holding the galaxy!
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Most pictures may be worth a
thousand words but a picture of you needs only one word:
Wow! |
Every time you look at me, I look
away.
Every time you look away, I look at you! |
I want to be your favourite
Hello;
And the most difficult Goodbye! |
Of all the people that could have
stolen my heart – I am so happy, it was you!
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When you look at me: My heart
melts; My eyes twinkle; And my face lightens up!
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I once had a dream that you were
here with me standing by my side saying those three words that meant
everything to me. I know that dream will come true, And until that day, I am
waiting here for you!
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If life was supposed to be easy,
I wouldn’t be sitting here trying to figure out ways to get you to fall in
love with me!
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Don’t make me wait just because
you know I will!
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No matter how happily married a
woman may be, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who
wishes that she were not!
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Boy: Why don’t you have a
boyfriend?
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, but why don’t you have a girlfriend ? Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So I am just waiting for you! |
I really want you to be my
Facebook password!
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An excellence view:
I loved someone truly, but he broke my heart into pieces, Now every piece of my heart loves someone, and people call me a FLIRT! |
U’ has been my favouite vowel in
the game of Scrabble. No wonder, I love ‘U’!
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Your hand looks heavy. Let me
hold that for you!
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I wish that I was what you wanted!
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Do you like me as I am?
Or should I pray God to improve your taste! |
7 billion smiles and yours is my
favourite!
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Your eyes speak a language that
my mind can read and my heart understands!
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You have no idea how fast my
HEART races when I see you!
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Wonderful combinations in this
world:
Heart and beats Night and moon Music and songs Roses and love My messages and your smile after reading them! |
I heard that good looks can kill…
. . . . So, please don’t look at me . . . . I don’t wanna see you die.!!! |
A smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright… Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you? |
Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess
One Wrong Move And You Are . . . . Married |
Be careful when a gal tells u
that she loves u from the bottom of her heart. For this may mean that there
is still enough space for another boy on top!
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A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best C – U’r Cute D – U’r Dear 2 me E – U’r Excellent F – U’r Funny G – U’r Gud Looking H – He He He I – I’m J – Just K – Kidding |
Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.. . . . . People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING :p |
I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U…. “Pay The Bill” |
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous |
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl |
Now reverse da order, can u guess
the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again. |
Cute Flirt:
A Girlfriend is temporary but an ex-Girlfriend is for Lifetime! |
Love bears all things,
Love believes all things, Love hopes all things, and most precious of all, Love endures all things. Come we love and make things happy. |
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”. |
I always think about U.
I cant live without U. I really need U. I am totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I am crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. |
I Love U
I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p |
A mobile is like women – Talks
non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them
urgently they have no service.
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Love Happens Automatically.
. . . Manual Working Of It Is Called Flirting |
Give me some SunShine..!!!
Give me some Rain..!!
Give me another Girlfriend..!!
I am Single once again..!! |
My heart problem has
reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left�� ICU Or U C Me. |
17 November 2015
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