17 November 2015

Flirty Messages-SMS (5)



Can we romance tonight? I’m in a good mood. Just a little bit of kissing and biting! Reply me soon!
A late night greeting doesn’t only mean just a simple “Good Night”. It has a silent message that conveys that “U are my last thought of the day”.
My first name and your last name would sound great together!
I wish I could be exactly what you are looking for.
You’re always on my mind, and I just think of ways to get into yours.
I love it when I catch you looking at me then you smile and look away.
I’d jump in front of a bus for you, as long as it’s not moving.
I bet not even all the fireworks in the world can light up my world like you do.
I’m not flirting, I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
Open with love.
If I disturb you, I’m Sorry! But I need to say that I love
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disturbing you
‘Hi’ – it’s a short simple word, but that’s how love starts.
Love is that beautiful forest where a brave Tiger is killed by a doe-eyed beautiful Deer!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
This winter, let me be your summer.
Forever is a long time, but I wouldn’t mind spending it by your side.
I wish you knew how much I like you. How much I love talking to you and how much I wish you were mine.
You know, you look like a potato. And I love potatoes.
I heard you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I’m tired of pretending that you don’t mean anything to me.
When I’m alone I think of so many things to say to you;
But when I have a chance to tell you, I go speechless.
I’d date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
I’m not addicted to texting; I’m addicted to the person I’m texting.
You can call me a flirt; But when I’m in a relationship; I’m one faithful and loyal person.
I have had a really bad day; And it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
The moment I saw you; You warmed my heart; Second time you made little flames and; Now you make my heart burn like hell.
Some nights, I can’t sleep because my mind is consumed with the thought of how much easier it would be if you were by my side!
Is your dad an astronomer? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I know you think I’m cute;
I know you think I’m fine;
But like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation!
If you want me in your life, put me there. I shouldn’t be fighting for a spot.
I see myself as a crayon, I may not be your favorite color:
But I know someday, you will need me to complete your picture!
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you would be a McHottie.
Two rules of a man’s life:
1. Never flirt with any unknown lady.
2. Never consider any lady unknown!
F: Forget
L: Love,
I: I’d
R: Rather
T: Tease
Before I met you, I didn’t know what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason at all!
Call me a flirt, call me a fake;
That’s just me so give me a break;
Call me weird, call me a geek;
Call me what you want, I’m just unique!
Politeness has become so rare, that people mistake it for Flirting.
Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive!
Boy to a girl, “Can I borrow a coin?”
Girl: Why?
Boy: I told my mom that I will phone her when I will meet the girl of my dreams.
I get hungry whenever I see your almond-shaped eyes!
Girl you are clever girl you are smart;
Girl your are like a work of art;
Girl you are sexy;
Girl you are fine;
The only thing you ain’t is;
Mine.
Love happens automatically…
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the manual working of it is called flirting!
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with,
‘TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN’!
Flirting is like a game of Chess. One wrong move… and you are married!
You can fall from a mountain;
You can fall from a tree;
But the best way to fall is to fall in love with me!
Your voice is so sweet to me that it awakens the depths of my heart!
No matter how strong a person I am… your presence and even absence always makes me weak!
I wonder if you think of me like I think of you!
I have a pen… you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities!
You aren’t cute;
You aren’t beautiful;
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You are both… you’re cutieful!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you!
Every time my phone rings, I breathe in slowly and pray that it’s you…
Calling to say – I miss you!
The night was dark, the moon was high;
I stopped my car, you wondered why?
I learnt so close, you felt shy.
I uttered those three words…
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I… La… puncture!
Youre not only my Candy, you’re also my Crush; Whenever I see your Pic, it makes me blush!
If you read this message, you owe me a Hug;
If you delete it, you owe me a Kiss;
If you save it, you owe me a Date;
If you reply to me, you owe me “All of the above”.
But if you ignore, you are mine!
So plan your move accordingly!
If I fall asleep texting you, it’s because I didn’t want to say goodbye!
Truth is if I could be with anyone, I would still choose you!
My heart has a room and it’s empty. Do you want to move in?
You wanna know who’s amazing and has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again!
If I could be any alphabet, I would choose ‘V’… so that I could be next to ‘U’ forever!
If I had a star for every time you brightened up my life, I’d be holding the galaxy!
Most pictures may be worth a thousand words but a picture of you needs only one word:
Wow!
Every time you look at me, I look away.
Every time you look away, I look at you!
I want to be your favourite Hello;
And the most difficult Goodbye!
Of all the people that could have stolen my heart – I am so happy, it was you!
When you look at me: My heart melts; My eyes twinkle; And my face lightens up!
I once had a dream that you were here with me standing by my side saying those three words that meant everything to me. I know that dream will come true, And until that day, I am waiting here for you!
If life was supposed to be easy, I wouldn’t be sitting here trying to figure out ways to get you to fall in love with me!
Don’t make me wait just because you know I will!
No matter how happily married a woman may be, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not!
Boy: Why don’t you have a boyfriend?
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, but why don’t you have a girlfriend ?
Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So I am just waiting for you!
I really want you to be my Facebook password!
An excellence view:
I loved someone truly, but he broke my heart into pieces,
Now every piece of my heart loves someone, and people call me a FLIRT!
U’ has been my favouite vowel in the game of Scrabble. No wonder, I love ‘U’!
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold that for you!
I wish that I was what you wanted!
Do you like me as I am?
Or should I pray God to improve your taste!
7 billion smiles and yours is my favourite!
Your eyes speak a language that my mind can read and my heart understands!
You have no idea how fast my HEART races when I see you!
Wonderful combinations in this world:
Heart and beats
Night and moon
Music and songs
Roses and love
My messages and your smile after reading them!
I heard that good looks can kill…
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So, please don’t look at me
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I don’t wanna see you die.!!!
A smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?
Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess
One Wrong Move And You Are
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Married 
:)
Be careful when a gal tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart. For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!
A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best
C – U’r Cute
D – U’r Dear 2 me
E – U’r Excellent
F – U’r Funny
G – U’r Gud Looking
H – He He He
I – I’m
J – Just
K – Kidding
Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p
I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
Cute Flirt:
A Girlfriend is temporary but an ex-Girlfriend is for Lifetime!
Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p
A mobile is like women – Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting 
😀
Give me some SunShine..!!!
Give me some Rain..!!
Give me another Girlfriend..!!
I am Single once again..!!
My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left
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ICU
Or
U C Me.

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