By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?” |
To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer: “Nothing of these, I haven’t done.” |
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest. |
A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best C – U’r Cute D – U’r Dear 2 me E – U’r Excellent F – U’r Funny G – U’r Gud Looking H – He He He I – I’m J – Just K – Kidding |
If you see some one without a
smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can
shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
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10 advantages of not having a
“LOVER”..
1.save time. 2.can sleep well. 3.Don’t hav 2 bother abt missed calls.. 4.Don’t hav to worry abt how u look.. 5.Can eat in any restaurant.. 6.No boring sms in the middle of night.. 7.Can talk with all gals.. 8.U won’t hear “aaw.. U r dull today”.. 9.Can go anywhere with any one.. 10.Don’t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.. BONUS:- U will live a long life…….so be aware of LOVER |
Dear January, how r February and
march. April is not bad. Tell may, june and July dat august, September and
October got accident in november. Urs December.
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DO
YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY ———-MOBILE——- M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every where so now lets START |
One day you’ll ask me: whats more
important to you, me or your life? ill say my life and you’ll go and leave
without even knowing that you are my life.
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Kissing you baby is my dream.Im
the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U &
I together babes is passion so extreme!
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Hey! Cutie… ..yes YOU! you’re
smiling again Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE hey…… Sometimes we need 2 lie
Just to make some one SMILE!
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A girl phoned me the other day
and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home
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He came at night,
explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swallow, when he was satisfied, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!! |
REMEMBER THESE WORDS ….
LOVE DA LADY BUT DON’T TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADDY |
Men, s “F” Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW
HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND
NEXT….!
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We’ve known Each other 4 Quite a
while now, do u think we can be more than FRNDS? Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a
BANK !?
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At this moment 3.7 million are
sleeping. 2.3 million are falling in love. 4.1 million are eating and only 1
cute is reading this txt
want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurant To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U…. “Pay The Bill” |
I heard that good looks can kill…
. . . . So, please don’t look at me . . . . I don’t wanna see you die.!!! |
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”. |
Think big
Think smart Think positive Think beautiful Think great I know dis is 2 much 4 u, so here is a shortcut Just think about ME!! |
What’s the difference between
pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking
of you too much!
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Behind your smile, I know there
are sorrows. Behind your laughter, I know there are tears. But I want you to
know that, behind you is me who always CARE for you…
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Angels r moving from door to door
today dropping heavenly blessings. I prayed to God they get to your door as
they just left mine.
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This morning, an angel asked me
to go to heaven with him but I refused…. there is no signal. How can I text
you?
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Think Big…
Think Positive… Think Smart… Think Beautiful… Think Great… I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut… JUST THINK ABOUT ME! |
I Love U
I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too…. |
A mobile is like women – Talks
non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them
urgently they have no service.
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If You care for me, i care for
you, You miss me, i miss you, You like me i like you, You message me, i
message you. You forget me, i m sorry that where i’m different from you. i’ll
kill you.
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Little keys can open big locks,
simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me
smile the whole day through.
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Walk with me when ur hearts needs
company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to
lean on, coz I’m the one u can always depend on!
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Sweet fruits r nice eat, sweet
words r nice say, but sweet people r really hard find. My goodness, how the
hell did u manage find me.
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AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous |
If u drop me, I’ll break. If u
hold me, I’ll shake. If u need me, I’ll hurry. If u don’t call me, I’ll
worry. If u hurt me, I’ll cry. But if u leave me, I’ll die
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An important element of
friendship is communication, and that’s the reason why my fingers are still
pressing the keys on my phone. Because I don’t want to cut the line that
connects US…
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If i were a tear in ur eye, i
wood roll down onto ur lips,But if u were a tear in my eye,i wood never cry
as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words… |
Its too hard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me. |
If u Punch me, I don’t mind, If u
Hurt me, I don’t mind, If u Use bad language me, I don’t mind, If u Insult
me, I don’t mind Bcause U R MY “ATM CARD”.
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I believe u so much. i trusted u
so much but u told my secret to every one. Why did u told every one that i am
so beautiful.
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Can v do romance in the evening
today? I’m in a good mood. Just a little bit of kissing and biting. Reply me
soon urs lovingly, “MOSQUITO”.
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I want to kill the SWEETEST,
SMARTEST, CHARMING, ATTRACTIVE & GOOD LOOKING Person on earth, but then I
thought my friend ….
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Who’s hot… Its U, Who’s Charming…
Its U, Who’s Sweetest.. Its U, Who’s Intelligent… Its U, Who’s dear &
near friend… Its U, Who’s a liar.. Its me!
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Life without u is impossible, u r
in my breath, my blood. Cant live without u, if u r not there i m
dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Yes I cant live without u,,,, Oxygen.
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Never get tired of doing little
things to others,
coz sometimes those little things may mean so much to them. That is why I wont get tired of sending my little Hi to U. |
I cant help it, its not by
choice,
my heart beats faster, my knees get weak, my stomach hurts & I can hardly breathe and each & every moment feels brand new, I just cant help it I am crazy for U! |
Do I have permission to make an
emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!
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Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you dont worry, flirting is still free. |
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again. |
smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright… Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you? |
Love bears all things,
Love believes all things, Love hopes all things, and most precious of all, Love endures all things. Come we love and make things happy. |
My heart problem has
reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left… ICU Or U C Me. |
Be careful
when a gal tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart. For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top! |
I always think about U.
I cant live without U. I really need U. I am totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I am crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. U = Ur friend |
It’s time for me to make a wish
for U.……. (wishing) ……… (wishing) ……. done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I
asked God to make u happy all day long.
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In life when u get troubles,
don’t get nervous……just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART…… HEART may be in
left….. but it always right! and loves u
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Can you see me? no? Turn around,
can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because
you have a special place in my heart!
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Every girls is Smart,
intelligent, Sweet Talented Excellent Romantic Sexy. in short form they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.S. |
Its too heard to loose someone
who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly,
Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me. |
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful i look at you i..i… i rather look at the moon again |
The rain makes all things
beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? |
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz… I need a person for just time pass |
Love is the fart
Of every heart. For when held in, Doth pain thy host. But when let out, Pains others most. |
The moment I first saw you, you
warmed my heart,
the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell ! |
What is the difference between your
and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy. |
human heart beats 72 times per
minute, but even ur heart beats one time also u can alive because 71 times my
heart beats for you
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If you spent one minute to read
this SMS, I feel very happy. Do you know why?‘
‘ ‘ Because that one minute i am crossing your mind & passing over your heart |
My world starts with U..
My life begin with U.. My heart beats 4 U.. My lips smile 4 U.. My soul walk with U.. My dreams start with U.. My cheeks become pink 4 U.. |
To see light look at the sun, to
see love look at the moon, to see hope look at the future, to
see beauty look at the nature, but to see all of this look at the mirror!! |
Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.. . . . . People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING :p |
O my dear Valentine
Whats life ? Life is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you. |
I asked Nokia, Ericsson, Samsung
& Motorola to buy you all mobile phones of the of the world 4 U, coz 160
digits are not enough to express my feelings
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U can b a doctor & save
lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply b
urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!
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I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I
cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What can I say? U r one of a kind &
24/7 u r on my mind!
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If I could be any part of you,
I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on
your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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I wanted to put something
incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen,
but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
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