Don’t send any messages, I don’t
want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2
keep away from Sweets.
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I’ll give u one kiss to go to
sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses
to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
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In da mornin I don’t eat coz I
think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat
coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
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Kissing you baby is my dream. I’m
the strawberry & u r the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen. U
& I together babes is passion so extreme!
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One who smokes has a smoky heart;
one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u
r already a SWEETEHART!
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I know you think I’m cute, I know
you think I’m fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
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I wanted to put something
incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen,
but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
|
If all the girls lived on the
other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
|
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid?
I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
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If I could be any part of you,
I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on
your cheeks, and die on your lips.
|
Even if I had 1 wish… I wouldn’t
wish for u to love me, coz I don’t want your love to come from a wish… but
straight from your heart.
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The sky without stars is like
sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell,
like a face without smile, like ME without U!
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Without ur SMS days are like:
Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday.
So send me SMS everyday.
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I don’t care how many lips u hv
kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I
luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
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U may be out of my sight, but not
out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean
nothing to u but u’ll always be special to me
|
I’m a cop and you are under
arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now
you get a life sentence in my heart.
|
Hey, I just got your blood test
report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high
percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
|
Only the open heart receives
love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts
and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
|
Hello!! What’s wrong with your
mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart! |
If u see some one without a
smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine
others lives by just walking with him a few miles
|
Sometimes I wonder if love is
worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I’m ready for war.
|
I love the way you touch me,
always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine. |
Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear, Look into my heart & u’ll see, That
u’ll always be a special part of me.
|
Life is 4 living, I live mine 4
U!
Luv is 4 giving, I give mine 2 U! Dreams r 4 dreaming, mine r 4 U! Heart is 4 beating & mine beats 4 U! |
All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4
me. All I wanted was sumone who’d b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone
who’d b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
|
U may b out of my sight but not
out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don’t know
what I mean 2 u, but u’ll always be special 2 me.
|
Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur
name, deep in my heart u’ll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants
dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.
|
Too many stars in the sky, too
many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they
are nothing compared to you!
|
I have had a really bad day and
it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you
smile for me?
|
Those who can’t have u hate u,
those who have u can’t handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there
are those like me who just can’t refuse u!
|
I believe that God above created
you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I’d luv you
the best!
|
Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile
is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic &
ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that’s why I never fall ill
|
I think you are very careless! U
come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my
mind and left a smile on my face.
|
I’ve seen angels in the sky, I’ve
seen snow fall in July, I’ve seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
But I still haven’t seen anything sweeter than you!
|
The length & breadth &
height of you, total up to quite a view,but to taste the true delight of you,
I’ll have to take a bite of u.
|
It takes two to tango, two to
kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one
of those things is ME n YOU!
|
U r as sweet as Bailey, as strong
as Tequila, as warm as Cognac, as exotic as Malibu, as heady as a cocktail
& as special as Champagne. I’m simply drunk on U.
|
Walk with me when your hearts
needs company;
Take my hand when you feel all alone; Turn to me when you need someone to lean on; Because I’m the one you can always depend on! |
If you say my eyes are beautiful
it’s because they’re looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my
feelings come through.
|
Little keys can open big locks,
simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me
smile the whole day through.
|
Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True
Friend Eligibility: Loving & Caring, Duty: To Luv, Experience: Not
required, Salary: Never Ending Luv, Joining: ASAP, R U interested?
|
When the night comes, look at the
sky. If u see a falling star, don’t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it
will come true, coz I did it & I found U
|
God created the world in SIX days
But took him centuries to come up with someone as beautiful…. as U!
|
The moment I first saw you, you
warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my
heart burn like hell!
|
A smile to put U on high… A kiss
to set your soul alright… Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved
by you?
|
Once Upon a Time, Something
happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a
fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
|
Flowers need sunshine, violets
need dew, all angels in heaven know I need U. Years may fly, tears may dry,
but my Love for u’ll never die.
|
U make me feel so right, every
day n every night. Let me tell u how much I luv u, from the moment I saw ur
face I never ever thought about u being replaced
|
As days go by, my feelings get
stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer. Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true, Day & night my thoughts r of U. |
U luk sweet when u read my message.
U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read
my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
|
If care is wave I give u sea. If
respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy, If
friendship is life I give u myself !
|
It’s time for me to make a wish
for U…… (wishin) …… (wishin) ….. done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I asked God
to make u happy all day long.
|
I never know what the future
brings, but I know u r here with me now. We’ll make it through and I hope u are
the one I share my life with
|
Whenever I miss u I won’t luk 4 u
in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I just put my right hand
across my chest and I feel U
|
Dreaming of u makes my night
worth while. Thinking of u makes me Smile. Having u is the best thing ever
& Loving u is what I plan to do forever
|
Monsoon’s Rain or Summer’s Heat,
UR friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me Dear, What is Sweet? Is
that U or UR heart beat
|
Height of Flirting: Writing a
love letter with the title as ‘To Whom So Ever It May Concern’
|
Smokers have smoking heart,
Drinkers have an alcoholoic heart. I request you Plz don’t eat sugar coz u
aready have a Sweet Heart
|
May ur heart b happy & ur
days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find
dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R
|
Baby I have an addiction problem.
People say I shud go to rehab but I always tell them that I don’t wanna go
cause I’m addicted to U !
|
Meeting you was fate, becoming
your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my
control.
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I was counting the stars one
night, for a reason to love you, I was doing great until I ran out of stars!
|
Once upon a time, something
happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be, it was a
fantasy, a dream come true. It was the day I met u!
|
A hug is a hug & a kiss is a
kiss, without u in my life baby luv is what I’ll miss. U took me by the hand
& u swept me off my feet. So plz understand that u make my life complete.
|
Some say you are ugly, Some say
you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I say you are lovely.
|
I can’t help it, it’s not by
choice, my heart beats faster, my knees get weak, my stomach hurts & I
can hardly breathe and each & every moment feels brand new, I just can’t
help it I’m crazy for U!
|
Never get tired of doing little
things to others, coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them.
That’s why I won’t get tired of sending my little Hi to U.
|
What’s the difference between
your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy. |
U r the angel who I cherish so
dearly in this heart of mine; the one who makes my day brighter, by making my
whole world shine.
|
If I reach for your hand, will
you hold it? If I hold out my arms, will you hug me? If I go for your lips,
will you kiss me? If I capture your heart, will you luv me?
|
Some people say happiness is
life. Others say it’s freedom & some say it’s money, but happiness for me
is just having the opportunity to know u!
|
Heaven is the place where I would
be, the day you would stop loving me!
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Loving you could take my life,
but when I look into your eyes, I know you’re worth that sacrafice!
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God determines who walks into
your life. You decide who stays & who walks out. Send this to people you
never want to lose, I just did…
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Ur precious love has turned my
life completely around, I feel like I’m walking but my feet don’t seem to
touch the ground!
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If u find ur world as a sky and
ur friends as STARS, and if U don’t find me among them, dont worrry! I’ve
just been fallen to make ur wish come true.
|
Some people have nice eyes… some
people have nice smile, others have nice faces, but you have all of them with
a nice heart!
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Keeping a place for me in ur
heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind might be dangerous
because people say… I’m Mind Blowing!
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People die younger because God
loves them so much. But you are still on earth… because there is someone who
loves you more than God.
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Meeting you was fate, becoming
your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my
control
|
Boy: There`s something wrong with
my phone.
Girl: What`s wrong with it? Boy: It doesn`t have your phone number. |
I trusted u a lot bcoz u r close
to me. But why engage in stupid talk at my back?
Stop telling everybody that I`m BORN GENIUS, u know I hate publicity. |
If I could be any part of you,
I`d be ur tear. To be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur
cheeks and die on ur lips.
|
Let everyday b a dream u can
touch, let everyday b a luv u can feel, let everyday b a reason to live bcoz
life indeed is beautiful.
|
Is your name Gillette?
Bcoz you`re the best a man can get! |
Are you religious?
Good, because I am the answer to your prayers. |
A peach is a peach, a plum is a
plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur
eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
|
Like energy, love can neither be
created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to
another girlfriend.
|
There are Tulips in my garden, there
are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful than our two lips
meeting in the dark!
|
Butterflies don’t know the color
of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it is… Like wise you don’t know
‘how good you are’, but I know ‘how special you are’
|
Boy: I’ll climb the tallest
mountain, swim the deepest ocean and walk on burning coal for you.
Girl: So sweet! Can you come to meet me now? Boy: Mad or what? It`s raining outside. |
The d e f i n i t i o n of a
beautiful woman is the one who loves me!
|
I am not scared of proposing a
girl. But I am scared about what would happen if she agrees.
|
Today & tomorrow, there’ll be
one heart that would always beat for u. You know whose?
Your own, stupid! |
I can always take care of myself
but I still want to meet the person who can prove that I cannot!
|
Millions and millions of years
would still not give me half enough time to describe that tiny instant of all
eternity; When you put your arms around me and I put my arms around you!
|
Only the open heart receives luv;
Only the open mind receives wisdom; Only the open hand receives gifts; And only the cute persons receive SMS from me! |
We r like tea bags, whose true
strength comes out when we r put in hot water. So when problems upset u, just
think that u must be God’s favourite cup of tea.
|
Think big, think smart, think
positive, think beautiful, think great;
But I know this is too much for you; So here is a shortcut, just think about ME! |
Don’t send any messages. I don’t
want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2
keep away from Sweets.
|
It must have been a rainy day
when you were born. It wasn’t actually rain, it was the sky crying coz it lost
it’s most beautiful angel.
|
U may be out of my sight but not
out of my heart. U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind. I may mean
nothing to U but U’ll always be special to me.
|
Hearts could only love 4 a while
U can put many relations in a file. U can make a desert from the Nile, but U
can’t stop my smile when I see ur name on my phone.
|
When somebody who’s deeply in
love with U tells U that you’re cute, beautiful and angelic, it’s true.
Believe me, I swear coz love is blind.
|
U may be out of my sight, but not
out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean
nothing to U but U’ll always be special to me.
|
Be careful when a guy tells U
that he loves U from the bottom of his heart. For this may mean that there’s
still enough space for another girl on top.
|
U can be a doctor & save
lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply
be urself & create lives with me.
|
I’m not perfect but I know that
u’ll never ever ever find someone like me!
|
You may be someone to the world;
But for someone you may be the world!
|
A boy to a crying girl:
Boy: You`re the 2nd most beautiful girl in the world. Girl: Who`s the 1st? Boy: You, when you`re smiling. U |
If fear didn’t exist, I’d run up
to you, kiss you, and tell you that I love you.
|
May be the God wants us to meet a
few wrong people before meeting the right one;
so that when we finally meet the right person, we’ll know how to be grateful for that gift! |
Let me kiss ur lips;
Let me feel ur teeth; Let me feel ur tongue; SMILE! This is ur friend ‘Colgate’ reminding you to brush ur teeth; Twice a day, everyday! |
If I could rearrange the
alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
|
Alcohol is a perfect solvent. It
dissolves marriages, families and careers.
|
Love is an illusion! It’s a
highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.
. .. … People with strong hearts believe in Flirting! |
Love happens automatically.
Manual working of it is called Flirting!
|
My heart problem has reached a
critical stage.
The doctor says, “there are only 2 options left, ICU or U C Me. |
16 November 2015
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