16 November 2015

Flirty Messages-SMS (1)



Don’t send any messages, I don’t want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
Kissing you baby is my dream. I’m the strawberry & u r the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen. U & I together babes is passion so extreme!
One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!
I know you think I’m cute, I know you think I’m fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Even if I had 1 wish… I wouldn’t wish for u to love me, coz I don’t want your love to come from a wish… but straight from your heart.
The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!
Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
I don’t care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u’ll always be special to me
I’m a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.
Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
Hello!! What’s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles
Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I’m ready for war.
I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine.
Touch my heart & u’ll feel, Listen to my heart & u’ll hear, Look into my heart & u’ll see, That u’ll always be a special part of me.
Life is 4 living, I live mine 4 U!
Luv is 4 giving, I give mine 2 U!
Dreams r 4 dreaming, mine r 4 U!
Heart is 4 beating & mine beats 4 U!
All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who’d b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who’d b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don’t know what I mean 2 u, but u’ll always be special 2 me.
Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u’ll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.
Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Those who can’t have u hate u, those who have u can’t handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can’t refuse u!
I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I’d luv you the best!
Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that’s why I never fall ill
I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
I’ve seen angels in the sky, I’ve seen snow fall in July, I’ve seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven’t seen anything sweeter than you!
The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,but to taste the true delight of you, I’ll have to take a bite of u.
It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!
U r as sweet as Bailey, as strong as Tequila, as warm as Cognac, as exotic as Malibu, as heady as a cocktail & as special as Champagne. I’m simply drunk on U.
Walk with me when your hearts needs company;
Take my hand when you feel all alone;
Turn to me when you need someone to lean on;
Because I’m the one you can always depend on!
If you say my eyes are beautiful it’s because they’re looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend Eligibility: Loving & Caring, Duty: To Luv, Experience: Not required, Salary: Never Ending Luv, Joining: ASAP, R U interested?
When the night comes, look at the sky. If u see a falling star, don’t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, coz I did it & I found U
God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries to come up with someone as beautiful…. as U!
The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!
A smile to put U on high… A kiss to set your soul alright… Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need U. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my Love for u’ll never die.
U make me feel so right, every day n every night. Let me tell u how much I luv u, from the moment I saw ur face I never ever thought about u being replaced
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy, If friendship is life I give u myself !
It’s time for me to make a wish for U…… (wishin) …… (wishin) ….. done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I asked God to make u happy all day long.
I never know what the future brings, but I know u r here with me now. We’ll make it through and I hope u are the one I share my life with
Whenever I miss u I won’t luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U
Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. Thinking of u makes me Smile. Having u is the best thing ever & Loving u is what I plan to do forever
Monsoon’s Rain or Summer’s Heat, UR friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me Dear, What is Sweet? Is that U or UR heart beat
Height of Flirting: Writing a love letter with the title as ‘To Whom So Ever It May Concern’
Smokers have smoking heart, Drinkers have an alcoholoic heart. I request you Plz don’t eat sugar coz u aready have a Sweet Heart
May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R
Baby I have an addiction problem. People say I shud go to rehab but I always tell them that I don’t wanna go cause I’m addicted to U !
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
I was counting the stars one night, for a reason to love you, I was doing great until I ran out of stars!
Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be, it was a fantasy, a dream come true. It was the day I met u!
A hug is a hug & a kiss is a kiss, without u in my life baby luv is what I’ll miss. U took me by the hand & u swept me off my feet. So plz understand that u make my life complete.
Some say you are ugly, Some say you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I say you are lovely.
I can’t help it, it’s not by choice, my heart beats faster, my knees get weak, my stomach hurts & I can hardly breathe and each & every moment feels brand new, I just can’t help it I’m crazy for U!
Never get tired of doing little things to others, coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That’s why I won’t get tired of sending my little Hi to U.
What’s the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.
U r the angel who I cherish so dearly in this heart of mine; the one who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine.
If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? If I hold out my arms, will you hug me? If I go for your lips, will you kiss me? If I capture your heart, will you luv me?
Some people say happiness is life. Others say it’s freedom & some say it’s money, but happiness for me is just having the opportunity to know u!
Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you’re worth that sacrafice!
God determines who walks into your life. You decide who stays & who walks out. Send this to people you never want to lose, I just did…
Ur precious love has turned my life completely around, I feel like I’m walking but my feet don’t seem to touch the ground!
If u find ur world as a sky and ur friends as STARS, and if U don’t find me among them, dont worrry! I’ve just been fallen to make ur wish come true.
Some people have nice eyes… some people have nice smile, others have nice faces, but you have all of them with a nice heart!
Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind might be dangerous because people say… I’m Mind Blowing!
People die younger because God loves them so much. But you are still on earth… because there is someone who loves you more than God.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control
Boy: There`s something wrong with my phone.
Girl: What`s wrong with it?
Boy: It doesn`t have your phone number.
I trusted u a lot bcoz u r close to me. But why engage in stupid talk at my back?
Stop telling everybody that I`m BORN GENIUS, u know I hate publicity.
If I could be any part of you, I`d be ur tear. To be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips.
Let everyday b a dream u can touch, let everyday b a luv u can feel, let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful.
Is your name Gillette?
Bcoz you`re the best a man can get!
Are you religious?
Good, because I am the answer to your prayers.
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!
Butterflies don’t know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it is… Like wise you don’t know ‘how good you are’, but I know ‘how special you are’
Boy: I’ll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean and walk on burning coal for you.
Girl: So sweet! Can you come to meet me now?
Boy: Mad or what? It`s raining outside.
The d e f i n i t i o n of a beautiful woman is the one who loves me!
I am not scared of proposing a girl. But I am scared about what would happen if she agrees.
Today & tomorrow, there’ll be one heart that would always beat for u. You know whose?
Your own, stupid!
I can always take care of myself but I still want to meet the person who can prove that I cannot!
Millions and millions of years would still not give me half enough time to describe that tiny instant of all eternity; When you put your arms around me and I put my arms around you!
Only the open heart receives luv;
Only the open mind receives wisdom;
Only the open hand receives gifts;
And only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water. So when problems upset u, just think that u must be God’s favourite cup of tea.
Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great;
But I know this is too much for you;
So here is a shortcut, just think about ME!
Don’t send any messages. I don’t want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
It must have been a rainy day when you were born. It wasn’t actually rain, it was the sky crying coz it lost it’s most beautiful angel.
U may be out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to U but U’ll always be special to me.
Hearts could only love 4 a while U can put many relations in a file. U can make a desert from the Nile, but U can’t stop my smile when I see ur name on my phone.
When somebody who’s deeply in love with U tells U that you’re cute, beautiful and angelic, it’s true. Believe me, I swear coz love is blind.
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to U but U’ll always be special to me.
Be careful when a guy tells U that he loves U from the bottom of his heart. For this may mean that there’s still enough space for another girl on top.
U can be a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply be urself & create lives with me.
I’m not perfect but I know that u’ll never ever ever find someone like me!
You may be someone to the world; But for someone you may be the world!
A boy to a crying girl:
Boy: You`re the 2nd most beautiful girl in the world.
Girl: Who`s the 1st?
Boy: You, when you`re smiling. U
If fear didn’t exist, I’d run up to you, kiss you, and tell you that I love you.
May be the God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one;
so that when we finally meet the right person, we’ll know how to be grateful for that gift!
Let me kiss ur lips;
Let me feel ur teeth;
Let me feel ur tongue;
SMILE!
This is ur friend ‘Colgate’ reminding you to brush ur teeth;
Twice a day, everyday!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent. It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
Love is an illusion! It’s a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.
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People with strong hearts believe in Flirting!
Love happens automatically. Manual working of it is called Flirting!
My heart problem has reached a critical stage.
The doctor says, “there are only 2 options left, ICU or U C Me.

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